McCook Classic

If All-stars isn't on your McCook bucket list, then you're doing it wrong. Everybody has to at least experience it once. I had just finished a round of 18 at Butler and my bros texted me and said to head over to Kenny's Pub in lagrange. I shot a good round so I was feeling pretty happy. After a few beers, we wanted to watch the NCAA men's lacrosse regional semi-finals, but they didn't have it in their sports package, so one of my bros said we needed to go hit up this awesome sports bar and grill over in McCook. Said it was called All-stars. Couldn't believe I'd never heard of it before. So we grabbed an uber (don't drink and drive, you guys) and headed over there...

First off, I pull up and outside under their sign it says "we back the badge" and they had the stars and bars with the "Blue Lives Matter" flag flying high...I knew I came to the right place. Walk in and we're greeted by the security team. Standup guys. They pat us down and had the wand out. Luckily, I wasn't carrying tonight because I knew I'd be tipping back more than a few, and when I do that, all bets are off. It was a Saturday, so there was a $10 cover, no big deal. Please note: this is a CASH-ONLY establishment. So make a stop at the ATM before (not sure what the fees were)...dances ended up being reasonable at only $20 a pop to go to the back.

It was a crowded Saturday night. The babes were making their rounds. I'd say every one was at least a 7.5 (more on them later)