Teasers Reviews

The new layout was described well by eddiec305's review below. It's tastefully done and they apparently do open the old part- the front of the building - on weekends. Lost in the transition, unfortunately, is the opportunity to go out on the balcony overlooking Duval St. to watch the street...

I went in there cause the beers were so freakin cheap.When I got in it was basically dead one dancer on stage but she was talking to some friends and goofing off. When she did dance she did the running man with a dollor between her butt cheeks LOL. Aside...

Was in Key West about 3 weeks ago. Ended up in Teasers a couple of nights. The girls were very nice, a couple were very attractive. The show was an absolute A+... There were naked women walking around on their hands! Most girls had some very unique tricks. It was...

So they just renewed Teasers. Actually they just added a new room, and plan on opening the old side back up for fantasyfest i heard. its the same way to get in, you climb up the stairs over the former bear bottom beach club, now big ums sports bar. As...

I went during the late afternoon on a Friday. I would have expected more than about 10 customers, figuring an after work crowd. I counted 7 dancers. An average stage in the middle surrounded by chairs. There were 4 customers there. The stage is then surrounded by tables and chairs....

A very enjoyable time ... much better than 3 years ago when I last visited the place. Most of the dancers are attractive, although most of them are enhanced. I never saw anyone peeping in the semi-private lap dance room to maintain law and order, but then again, I almost...

Went to Teasers on a Sunday night around midnight. The club is large and the drinks are a little expensive, but not so out of line for a strip club.
I only saw three dancers and one of them had to be called out of the dressing room...

Stopped by on a weds evening during the shift change and the club was definitely feeling somewhat empty. Teasers is a smallish club with a decent layout. The ladies were easy on the eyes with an occasional 7-8 dancing on the stage. I wouldn't say this place...

Flew down to the keys last week for a little R&R. Brought a friend who'd never been to Key West. Did the usual eating, drinking, merriment thing along with some snorkeling, etc...As we were walking down Duval Street my girl says let's go in there-- Now I've been to Teasers...

I suppose this club seems great, especially for tourists who come from places without contact dances (esp. with full alcohol also). Dancers range from passable to very hot...its difficult for me since I know most of them too well. There is a (TINY!) private dance room where dances...

Great club right on the main strip on Duvall St. I had a blast here last week, FOUR nights in a row with 4 buddies on a short bachelor's vacation. $5 cover, $5 beers, $20 laps, $300-$450 VIP champagne room. If I could, i'd give it a 9.5.

Lots...

Went with 2 out of town (female) friends recently. Funny, I thought it was me as a local who has found Key West clubs less fun and interesting than in the past, but these two said the same. Key West in general used to be a bit off-the-hook,...

I went to Teasers this past weekend. The club was split about 50/50 with crazy hot honeys and totally scary looking dogs. The staff was friendly. Got a few lap dances from a couple of the girls. Very good, but nowhere near the mileage you use to get in...

A totally unique feature is the balcony on the front where you can just hang out and watch the always colorful scene on Duval Street below. On this November evening I went out there a couple of times because the interior was like a walk-in meat cooler until the crowd...

This club usually has the prettiest dancers, but the overall scene leaves a bit to be desired. Dances are nude and full contact, but the orivate dance room is tiny and has zero privacy. Further, there are cafeteria ladies, er bouncers, to make sure everyone behaves. Other...

i was working in keywest on hurricane relief in october,so i decided to check out duval st .the women were great ,very friendly like if you were a regular.i went and spent about 300 on my first night then 200 on my second night . its like going...

Went at about 3 on a Wednesday afternoon. Only three ladies dancing. There were about three couples and about a dozen guys. The three ladies were amongst the friendliest I've evre seen at a club. Two were very attractive. One was a bit too big...

Was back in Key West a few weeks ago and dropped by on a Friday night. Lot's of dancers and a lot of patrons. There were a number of very attractive girls, the hottest being a couple of South Americans who were down visiting from Miami. The VIP area is...

Stopped in this past week on a Thursday night, the place was pretty busy with a lot of customers and dancers (about 20). The dancers were for the most part 6-8 in Quality. They will "hustle" you frequently for both the lap dance room and the 30 minute...

Went There last weekend. Hasn't changed since my last visit. Nice mix of E. European and american girls. Wish they would build a new lapdance area in that crappy dance club area next door. Miss the rauchieness of the Upstairz lounge...

A very nice club. Was there on Mon Afternoon and spent WAY TOO MUCH time and money here but had a great time. Was especially enjoying the entertainment of two Czech girls who were working there. Not as good as some of the Miami clubs but as good as anything...

A lot of hot girls. Really enjoyed Channell, mary jane, ashley, and the rest. Lap dance area is not particu;ary private. i wonder if any of girls are available for extras,...

Visited Key West this past weekend. What a pleasant surprise this club turned out to be. 5$ cover at the door. Full liquor bar. And the place was packed. Plenty of tourists and lot's of dancers. Many 8-9 range, a couple of strong 9.5's and very few at 7 or...

Of the three clubs I went to while in Key West this was the best. It was very small like the rest but was much cleaner and a better
atmosphere. The club stays very busy as it right in the heart of the tourist area. The women...

Was in Key West for Business again and stopped by. A lot of different dancers, wasn't as drunk as the other time I came here and realized that the place is really small. There is one stage with two poles and the stage is not elevated so when...