I decided to stop here after...

I decided to stop here after a bad experience down the street at "Red Garter", but should have walked on by. I saw a sign from street level that said they open at noon, and t was hours after that so bad ankle and all, I climbed the stair to reach a locked door! I read the sign again to check my eyes, 12PM it said. As I turned to leave I noticed a door to my right that also said Teasers near it. I tried that one and entered. I asked a woman standing there if it was Teasers and open. She said yes. I asked because I heard nothing. AS I rounded toe corner to see the place, my first thought, damn this is small. I followed the woman to the bar and ordered the typical over priced beer, $5.50. On stage was a decent looking dance, but almost no breasts. One sitting at the bar was FAR from her prime, IF she ever had one. She was friendly enough, but nothing I wanted. After a bit I went to the restroom and as I came out another dancer was walking in. Somewhat better than he two already there. I went back to my beer, but moved down the small bar (perhaps 6 stools), since about 6 guys had come in and occupied my previous spot. The breast-less dancer was by where I sat and we had a pleasant conversation. She asked if I wanted a dance, but I could not get past her looking like a guy from the neck to her waist. I finished my beer and departed

One thing is truly sad. Years ago before Teaser's went "uptown", it was a favorite spot and even in the afternoon, going pretty well. DAMN, times have really changed. Too bad!