Henry the VIII South Reviews

I visited Henry the VIII south on Friday September 30th from around 8pm to 12am. I paid the $5 cover and got my only coke for the night for around $6. I was prepared for a rough crowd in a bigger dive than the Hip Hugger. What I found was...

I had stopped by the club the night before but didn't really see anything that peaked my interest. So i decided to give the day shift a try. And to my surprise there were about 3 girls that i would rate a good 8 or 9. Three other girls that...

Visited on a Sat afternoon and there was just a few dancers around. Two ugly and overweight ones approached me and sat down and struck up a conversation. I ried to get rid of them as quickly as possible in the hope that a more attractive dancer would wander out...

Visited on a Friday, just after noon. 

Short form:

Parking: Free in a large pothole filled lot with some privacy offered by tall hedges. 
Entrance: two, one in parking lot, the other in front. 
Cover: $5
Drinks: $6.50 sodas and bottled water, $3.75 Bud Light drafts, other drinks were $6.50 and up. 
Staff: 1 "bouncer", 1...

Henry's has been around almost forever,.it is what it is,..if you have the money you can get pretty much anything you want or imagine,Although the daytime cover charge sucks, and the $6.50 for a bottle of water is nuts,..all the drinks here are over priced,..But a few of the dancers...

Ahhhh, Henry's... a place unique in the Detroit area, if not the United States...

First of all, it's a dive. Be careful what you sit on, it might tip over or collapse. Lighting is bad (although that has its advantages, considering the average age of the dancers), bathroom is...

Arrived just after shift change at 7:00. No more than 10 customers and maybe 8 girls. Only 2 I thought about getting dances from. One was a girl who said she had started there a week ago but had been dancing over 10 years. Blonde and cute. Dances were nothing...

First time at Henry's, I only knew what I read about it here and had to satisfy my curiosity. You can see by my low 'score' that I didn't think much of the experience. It just isn't my kind of place. It might be perfect for someone...

My first time to a club. I didn't know what to expect. When I walked in I immediately was pissed because not one girl was attractive. All of them were overweight. I knew one of the dancers from driving a cab, but she wasn't working that...

Had to see the hype and this clubs a bit outta the way, but I had to swing through Detroit on my way to another event in the area so I thought I'd jump on 75 South and cruise down river. Got to the club on a Friday night...

this was my first visit although I have been to the north locations a few times. I arrived late afternoon early evening, still on the day shift. The actual bar is nicer then the north location (although the north has a new bathroom) and the drinks are about the same...

i had some time to kill so i went here on a Saturday afternoon. i was greeted by the usual henry's handshake by a middle age stripper who i had dance for me months ago. she remembered who i was. she took her time chatting and we later headed to...

What can you say about Hanks, ok its a dive. But what I like about it is that it doesn't pretend to be anything else. Everyone there knows its a hovel and why I am there. I am looking for high contact, high mileage fun in the...

Wow! I understand that this is one of MI Detroit best rated clubs......And I can honestly say now that I don't know why......I stopped by on a friday evening and I was surprised that the cover charge was about the same as the Detroit Zoo!!!! Maybe I am picky...

Henry VIII South. Ahhh, the memories and mammaries. One of the Detroit area legends carries on. I haven't been in for awhile, been elsewhere, but it looks like some cleanup of the interior has been done. It was a dump for a long time, but it looked good for...

Henry's South reminds me of the episode of Two and a Half Men where Charlie is depressed because he can't keep up with his 20-something girlfriend, so Alan takes him to a bar full of cougars and he hooks up with a still very hot Morgan Fairchild...

Okay, no Morgan Fairchild's...

Free parking in the nice suburb of Southgate. Cover charge was $5 when I arrived around 4pm plus a $1 tip to the door girl. The stage is small but I did see a guy groping the dancer for his $1 tip however when I went up to tip...

There may be something here for someone, but there was nothing here for me. It's just not my style of club. The building is a cinder block shack on Dix Hwy, just south of Eureka. It doesn't even look like it belongs there.

Most of the...

Stopped in to see if either of my regulars was working, found that they were not. A tall, slender brunette sat down and gave me the Henry's handshake. No beauty contest winner, but good looking, even elegant in the way she carried herself. Natural, and just enough...

I actually met a dancer here with a nice personality for a change. generally its just pushing for a dance conversation. this has always been a "right to business" club which works well when you just want a quick in and out. its not really a place to go and...

I have not been to this club in years so I thought that I would try it out again. Got there to see will to be honest a very large women on stage that could hardly dance because she was so heavy. This was not how I wanted to start...

After a pleasant but unfulfilling visit at Flight Club, I ventured as a first timer to Henry's. This club is on the lower end of what I prefer in terms of upscale. It looks to me like the club overall has seen better days. Admittedly, I got...

What a club!!!! Purely a Gentlemans Club. Was closer than my 2-1/4 hour drive I would normally make to go to Henry's and being a Sunday afternoon.....where better to go than Henry's so I made the additional hour drive to see what was happening. Not many men...

Pretty busy on this late afternoon just before the new year. The dancers were as friendly as other reviewers have indicated, but when a dancer joins you at the table, it may be hard to get her to leave if she's not your type. I decided to go...

I always hear mixed reviews about this place, so I decided to check it out myself. When I went, I thought the girls there ranged from bad to hot. There weren't any knock outs, but there were definitely a good number of cuties. All the talk about extras are true....