Henry the VIII South Reviews

Everything said on this board up until now is true...a very unique experience. I had only been there for about 5 minutes when a dancer in her mid-20's with a decent body, sat next to me, chatted me up and started playing stickshift on my crotch.

I was so hot....

Made me way back to the H8S for a pre Christmas present tomyself .All I really want to say here is this place never disappoints .Some may go and sum may cum but they are always wiling to please here.Merry Chrismas to me and a white Christmas to her was...

I'm not sure what everbody else is talking about this club, but I think this place is great. The dancers are nice and most of them are hot. I've never had a bad time. There not pushy, they want to have a good time just like you. I highly recommend...

On to my 4th gentlemans club on this Saturday afternoon, and still hadn't had a lap dance at the previous 3 due to illegal smoking in the bars and failure to valet park at penthouse club. I hoped for the best here at Henry's and I GOT IT! ...

Went a few days ago and it was not busy. The only dancer working the floor was a 30ish y/o dancer who I remember and liked from 10 years ago. Cannot remember her name but she was tall, looks like Anne Ramsay (the actress), very cute with a curvy body....

Good lord, this place is awful.

The women were really terrible looking. Most were way, way past whatever prime they had. One, I was sure, was a man, and was covering her adam's apple. Just be honest about it so that the guys who aren't into that sort of thing...

Stopped in Friday afternoon. The scary Suzy Q was there but was much more laid back so I decided to stay. As has been said before the quality of the dancers varies greatly. Had stopped at Bogarts earlier but there was nothing better than a 4 working. The selection was...

This is about as basic as it gets. Nothing fancy, just a beer and a dance place. Showed up on Friday afternoon, no parking fee which is nice, $5 to get in to the place. New ownership has changed one thing and that is that there is...

Went there early on a Saturday when they first opened at 11. I believe the cover was $7 and beers were $5 and above.. At first there were only about 4 dancers, and only 2 were attractive in any sense. I got a single dance from a B- mother of...

I have to continue to rate the club and dancers as sub-par in appearance. That being said, you can always have a memorable time here especially if you sit and talk awhile to build the anticipation of a visit to the back room. I'm no fan of having others around...

I stopped by to my annual visit to the otherside of town .I am amazed that after 12 years things just dont really change here.That is a good thing in my opinon for sure.I sit at the bar get my Miller Lite taking my first drink and before I...

The "creepy dancer" in Tiredtraveler's review was almost certainly SuzyQ. She is definitely a character, and an institution at H8S. He mentions her "bad bolt ons", but I have to disagree... she is definitely an MILF age-wise, but her body is toned and in incredible shape... and the...

Stopped in last Friday to see what all the chat was about. Walked in and noticed that it is a relatively small club. I almost left when a short skinny Phillipino girl with bleached hair and bad bolt ons demanded in broken english or faux broken english "You sit there...

I generally do not go here on the weekends. But I have a little time on a Saturday afternoon. I got there a little after 12 noon and there was at least four girls. the places never been known for high-quality talent but generally there are a few good-looking ones...

I stopped in on Saturday afternoon for the first time in a few months to see my favorite dancer Lori. Noticed some changes since the owner passed away. New flat screen tv's and the place is actually a little cleaner than normal,but lets face it no one comes here for...

First visit this past Sat. and sure won't be my last! Nicer inside than I expected, compared to sister clubs. Nice choice of MILK's with ample accessories! A few skinny, A cups for those who prefer that. No pressure from the women, and once back to the...

About 530 Thursday, not too many customers here so the girls are definitely doing the hard sell, pun intended. Seems a better selection than the last time I was here, but still not BTs or Tycoon level.

Destiny- Blonde, large and natural. Maybe a 7

Angelique. Decent but a little heavier than...

Henry VIII South is one of the reasons Detroit remains as one of the best strip club regions in the country. After a long time away, I stopped in Thursday afternoon. Sitting next to a nice residential area in Southgate, Henry VIII has been there forever. Walking...

I was in Detroit last Friday, so had to make a return visit to H8S especially after reading about the inprovements cited by other reviewers. I agree that the place has been improved. Suzy Q was on duty and is always a great time. Had a great...

Wednesday afternoon was slow. Lori was not there adn I was told Dianna left town. All girls there were in the 5 or less range, not unusual, except Cali if you can stand looking at her lips. Talked to a few girls as usual. Went back...

sometimes I come here just to get really good dances. I am told that most of the people that come here are not looking for dances but are only there for the extras. I find that when you are upfront with them they still don't believe that all you want...

Club is a little run down - they've improved the VIP lately by creating little rooms inside of the VIP room for a little more privacy. Went one day after work and paid the $5 cover charge and grabbed a bottle of water. Was quickly approached by several...

I am in awe of the girls that dance here. They are, without a doubt, the most religious young women of any club I have visited. Their natural position is on their knees and they practice a type of phallic worship that is most...

Came in on a Thursday afternoon. Place is pretty dark with a stale smoke smell hanging aroung in the air, even though smoking is no longer allowed. Frankly, the club is pretty dingy. $3 cover and about $6.50 for beers. Free parking.

I think about 8 girls...