Reviews

Went to this place with clients after a work event. Would only recommend coming here with clients if you know them well and are comfortable with them as probably isn't for the more formal types.…

As stated in my previous review, I didn't intend to go back to this club unless I made arrangements with an ATF, and that's exactly what happened. I honestly don't mind the club itself, the…

I made arrangements to meet a longtime favourite dancer at this club, and it was the first time I'd ever been here. There's lots of parking outside and wasn't difficult to get to, which was…

Had never been to this club but a friend convinced me to stop for a beer after the work day. Plenty of free parking on site and it seems safe enough. Walked into the club…

Wow this place is SO DEAD on Sundays! Went around 7pm, there were NO dancers to be found, but stupid me started drinking anyway. The bartender seemed to take a liking to…

In the last 5 years this club has done nothing but gone down hill. It looks exactly the same which is decent at best. The VIP area costs a one time fee of…

Hit this place up on a Sunday night around 9 pm with some buddies. Cover?!? Who charges cover on a Sunday? Reluctantly gave up 3 bucks and made our way left of the doorman who…

Dunno why but this place seems to continue decreasing in quality of both dancers AND drinks. I went after 10pm on SATURDAY NIGHT, there were barely any chix, and out of the dancers I…

I gotta say, I know HOL gets a bad rap sometimes, but I've always found the girls approachable there, and compared to something in Toronto on Yonge St., more fun. Drinks are reasonably priced and…

I dropped by this joint on a Wednesday afternoon with some friends and boy was i surprised! This place had a lot of mediocre reviews and I was not sure what to expect until…

wow, what a dump !! Got there around 6pm to kill some time before a meeting. Parking lot was empty, so was the club. However, it was a friday of a long weekend, so I…

So I said I'd go visit again just to see what has changed. Wow. A lot apparently. Several years ago I worked evening shifts so I was able to hit this club right after work at…

Very shitty monetary value for the quality in all aspects, drinks are overly expensive, laps are not worth the price, and the place is pretty shady and tacky. I hate when places that charge a stupid…

Stopped by the H of L after not being there for a while, unfortunately it has taken a turn for the worse. After paying $9.50 for a Corona I was approached by a few…

I'm surprised no one has reviewed this club in awhile, so I'll bite the bullet and tell you what I experienced several years ago... From what I remember, there is a lot of open space. The…

Went in with my lady friend. Not much in the way of customers or ladies. Watched a couple of stage shows and were on our way out when the guy at the front door convinced…

I went late on a Sunday night and apart from a few tables with a couple folks each and a few guys sitting around at the bar it was pretty dead. The layout is…

The House of Lancaster is a moderate sized club, and has enough room for about 100 patrons. It has a fairly dated atmosphere and looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 80’s. There is…

Thi was my first time to this club. Had a good mix of average and great looking dancers. They have a lot of international dancers. So a good variety. They had a $5 entry fee…

Even on a slow night here they usually have seven or eight girls, half of them are what I would call "considerable" (as in good looking enough to maybe consider a dance with if I'm…

I just moved to Etobicoke, but I'm still finding my way around. Checked it out on a Sunday evening at around 7PM since it's near my house, and predictably, it was dead. There…

Visited on a Tuesday night in May, 2007. Lots of fun girls. The private dances were reasonable and highly entertaining. Lots of action and privacy in the booths. Good looking women…

I dropped by the House on 12/27 around 7:30 pm - paid a cover of $2 Cdn. The place had a dozen patrons and 6-8 girls. The beer was $6.25 a bottle -…

This place used to be my all time fave back in the good old days, but it's a ghost of its former self. Went in late afternoon on 11/18 and it was almost empty. I…

Was in on Monday night around 10:30 .... the place was near empty, only about 10 customers and maybe 15 dancers...My buddy is making way with a girl there.... hence the regular visits.... was coralled…