Reviews

Very shitty monetary value for the quality in all aspects, drinks are overly expensive, laps are not worth the price, and the place is pretty shady and tacky.

I hate when places that charge a stupid…

Stopped by the H of L after not being there for a while, unfortunately it has taken a turn for the worse. After paying $9.50 for a Corona I was approached by a few…

I'm surprised no one has reviewed this club in awhile, so I'll bite the bullet and tell you what I experienced several years ago...

From what I remember, there is a lot of open space. The…

Went in with my lady friend. Not much in the way of customers or ladies. Watched a couple of stage shows and were on our way out when the guy at the front door convinced…

I went late on a Sunday night and apart from a few tables with a couple folks each and a few guys sitting around at the bar it was pretty dead. The layout is…

The House of Lancaster is a moderate sized club, and has enough room for about 100 patrons. It has a fairly dated atmosphere and looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 80’s. There is…

Thi was my first time to this club. Had a good mix of average and great looking dancers. They have a lot of international dancers. So a good variety.

They had a $5 entry fee…

Even on a slow night here they usually have seven or eight girls, half of them are what I would call "considerable" (as in good looking enough to maybe consider a dance with if I'm…

I just moved to Etobicoke, but I'm still finding my way around. Checked it out on a Sunday evening at around 7PM since it's near my house, and predictably, it was dead. There…

Visited on a Tuesday night in May, 2007. Lots of fun girls. The private dances were reasonable and highly entertaining. Lots of action and privacy in the booths. Good looking women…

I dropped by the House on 12/27 around 7:30 pm - paid a cover of $2 Cdn. The place had a dozen patrons and 6-8 girls. The beer was $6.25 a bottle -…

This place used to be my all time fave back in the good old days, but it's a ghost of its former self. Went in late afternoon on 11/18 and it was almost empty. I…