House Of Lancaster
Closed
8 Holbrooke Ave Etobicoke, ON M8Y 1L3 Canada

The House of Lancaster is a...

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Nothing2Fancy
Nov 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

The House of Lancaster is a moderate sized club, and has enough room for about 100 patrons. It has a fairly dated atmosphere and looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 80’s. There is 1 main stage, 1 main bar and a private dance area. The private dance area is fairly secluded and has enough room for about 10 people with separate private booths. There is a $20 cover charge for the private area and lap dances are about $20. Note that they don’t have a cash machine in the venue and the bar will allow you to take debit (or credit card) money out at a 10% premium. Overall, the atmosphere is just about average skewing to a little bit poor.

The dancers at the House of Lancaster are just okay as well. I’ve been there a number of times and there is a fairly high turnover of ladies. There is typically a large newly immigrated Eastern European contingent (Hungarian, Romanian, Russian etc..) and some Canadian ladies. There are often 2 or 3 decent ladies (7 ‘s and 8’s) and the rest are moderate at best (4’s and 5’s). Age range on average is probably late 20’s with a few 20 – 22 year olds in there as well. Overall the girls are just okay. The few times I’ve received private lap dances it’s been a mixed bag as well. Generally, they’ve been pretty decent, getting full contact but a couple times the dancer wouldn’t let me grab her tits. This can typically be vetted by having a discussion with the dancer prior to going in. One last thing, the girls are fairly passive. There have been a couple times when its been dead and the girls have been sitting around, waiting for patrons to approach. This can be a good thing if you don’t want to be pressured into a dance every 5 minutes.

Seeing as I’ve been there 5 or 6 times, there is a high probability that I’ll go back. It’s a decent place to end up if you’re drunk with a couple buddies at the end of the night.

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