Reviews

Great club! Beautiful women who will talk and laugh with you. No touching at all, but they are great eye candy. Drinks are high, but they don't push you too much.

I agree with the last review. Beatiful dancers but club can be boring. Still, its about the best club in area. Its a clean, upscale environment. Probably 10 dancers rotate across the stages (one…

Girls are all 7/8's but there is no contact. Girls come by for a tip and say Hi and nothing more. great eye candy but unless you are with a crowd it can be…

Since there aren't any good descriptions left on the first page of reviews, I'll describe the place a bit . . . The club is narrow and deep with two floors. Coming in off the…

This place clearly has a following...I've been here 3 or 4 times, and it's always packed. And the women are gorgeous...no doubt about that. But, see....I like contact, the more the better,…

Okay, went here saturday night, as I was told that this was one of the best clubs next to Camelot. Wasn't impressed. Yes, some attractive girls, but no personality and all they want…

I had not been to this club for over 15 years. Remember the women being stunning but the staff being anywhere from aloof to downright snooty. The women on this particular night (Sunday 2/27 7:30)…

Was told this was the nicest club in DC. No cover charge. $8.50 beer. No lap or table dances. Two stages - upstairs and street level. Superb staff - really…

Probably the best club in DC. Very attractive dancers, clean, upscale environment. Some of the waitresses are pleasant and work to make you feel welcome; others are indifferent. Probably 10 dancers rotate across the stages…

The girls here are incredible. Absolutely stunning. Problem is NOOOOO contact. DC rules really stink. If this place had lap dancing I'd move in! Girls are generally friendly and nice. They'll sit and hang with…

Going to a DC strip club is much like watching a video. No touch. No talk. No eye contact. None of the electricity that we've all felt at clubs elsewhere in…

I hadn't been into Camelot for a few years. In my memory the women were stunning, but didn't do much other than get naked and walk around on stage. Also they tended to…

Returned to Camelot after a long absence. Nothing different than before. In my opinion, this place has the best looking strippers in Washington DC. They are absolutely stunning. A few really get into dancing…

Two floors, one stage per floor. The patrons are arranged around the stages seated at tables, often far away from the stage. One approaches the stage to tip the dancers. Not overtly…

IMHO, this is the best strip club in the DC area. The quality and quantity of beautiful women at this club makes it #1 in the DC area. I tend to visit the…

Went there on a Tuesday night. Plenty of eye-candy with some knockouts. No contact any kind, however. Place was very, very clean and in a neighborhood were you don't have to worry…

Every review I read of this place made me want to visit it on my recent trip to DC. And let me tell you, this place is great. Most people go to DC and…

I thought we had it tough in Boston, but I was surprised to see all the regulations in the DC/Northern Virginia area. Northern Virginia only has bikini/pastie clubs, and while Washington does allow for…

Previous reviews are accurate. I was there last Saturday (10/16) night and also on Tuesday night (10/19). On Saturday the ladies were generally 8+, with a few 6s and 7s. Very crowded, but fun. On…

Another lunch at Camelot - what a great time -for a lunch. Food is good, eye candy is great. Dancers are all 8 - 10s. As they come through after their dances, some can…

Dropped in yesterday (8/12) for a liquid lunch with a couple of co-workers (1 female). This club has some of the most beautiful girls you'll see on stage, with a couple of exceptions.…

This club definitely has the cutest girls in Washington, DC, but it is very lame. The girls are barely dancing when they are on the stage, they work the pole but only standing up. I…

I visited this Wednesday about 7pm. No cover charge. About a dozen dancers. Two who had tatoos and could lose a few pounds but all the rest were attractive. The club's web site list the…

My wife and visited this club last week. No cover charge. You walk into this this very narrow building and you are directed to a floor and a table. Not much choice…

Camelot is proportedly the best club in DC. Perhaps. However, bring your binoculars and your imagination, because that is as close as you're going to get to the poon tang. DC has…