Camelot is proportedly the best club...

Camelot is proportedly the best club in DC. Perhaps. However, bring your binoculars and your imagination, because that is as close as you're going to get to the poon tang. DC has this mental problem where they think the only people allowed to get to the tang are randy presidents and congressmen.

Ranking - eyeballing the tang - 8 (Rachel has a body that's harder than 2nd semester calculus)

Ranking - penometer - limp. Look, but don't touch.