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Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave Hawthorne, NJ 07506
Same old girls, but weird vibes this time
I'll start by saying this is not my first time here and have had better times here, however this is my first time post covid. For those who have not been here, the place is kind of hidden in plain sight, as its just in the middle of a neighborhood near a elementary school of all places. Plenty of parking in a safe area. It's nice because I can normally smoke a bit before heading in. Place is what you would expect from looking at the outside, dark with almost all black lights light the place up. Some sports on the TV's and the girls walk around and do their dollar parade. Girls here can be a mix of anything from a 3 to a solid 8. Its a cheap place, so you have to understand your not going to get top shelf talent. With that being said, the girls are chill, just the language barrier can be an issue as most of them are Brazilian and English is not a strong skill they have. Once had a girl use an app to talk, but otherwise everything is all good and you can always have a good time. This is where it got a bit weird this time. Normally, this place is not very busy and i am always the youngest guy there but at least 15 years. The age difference was the same, but there was a fair amount of older guys there and they all seem to have a chip on their shoulder. I try to keep to myself but it started with one guy probably about late 50's fat dude. One girl comes over (i think her name was maria) comes over and starts trying to talk and as i try to chat, the fat guy interrupts and and says "you dont need to talk to him" and trys to pull her away. I honestly thought he was joking and just laugh and try to ignore him and he looks at me says "was not trying to make you laugh, bud". It was a bit awkward but i just roll my eyes and keep sipping my beer. Since he keeps glaring at me and i dont want to make a scene, i move down the bar where there are some other girls and patrons and take a seat there. A guy who can only be described as looking exactly like shooter McGavin from happy gilmore. He was a bit more chill and understood we dont have chat and even made a point to say the other guys was a dick. but then there was some older guy who was a "navy seal" and was telling everyone he served and how he was an expert in hand to hand how he could fuck up everyone there. He was getting a bit rowdy and thought it was time for me to get going. Like i said, while i have had much better times there, the crowd just really ruined it this time. Ill probably be back hopefully on a night its more empty.
3 yrs ago
Becoming my go-to spot
Came here on a Friday. VERY residential neighborhood. Generally can find parking on the street without worrying about safety. Enter the small establishment, pool table immediately by entryway, small stage on the right with lots of stools by along the long bar. Drinks are served quickly and efficiently and prices are fairly reasonable. About 4-5 patrons at the bar, Ann Marie was hanging with one patron, 4 on the stage. It's kinda funny that they all stand on the stage together and barely move at all. Dollar parade was reasonable. Each stopped for a few words in broken english and then moved on. Kayla caught my eye and gave me a wink from the stage. Spent a little extra time while collecting the dollar and asked for a dance. Went back to the booth where she started a high mileage dance. I wasn't originally planning on going high mileage, but she gave me all indications the dance would be good. Did a little negotiating and off to the races. 3 songs later and I left happy. Overall, she was enthusiastic, sensual, and worth it. This is one of the few spots where the dollar parade isn't brutal, the mileage is pretty much whatever you want it to be, the selection of women is decent with lots of variation and friendliness (through a translation app), and the prices are reasonable. Relaxed environment. Just wish it opened earlier generally (4pm), and it wasn't closed on Sundays. I'd probably go a lot more frequently if they had daytime weekend hours. Note that the girls are always going to be hotter and younger over at Hitching Post. But, I like the selection at Jiggles much better than Marcet or 5th Ave. Ages are still workable and the girls here tend to be friendly, relaxed, and very casual.
3 yrs ago
Fun Time in a Cool Bar
So after reading some of these reviews, I stopped into this place last night. It was pretty dead in terms of customers. There were some Christmas decorations including a small 4-foot tree on the left of the stage. All-in-all, a very pleasant bar with some much-appreciated rock and roll playing in between the Latin songs. I would have played pool for a while, but no one seemed interested. There were about 6-7 women, none particularly attractive, but as we tend to do, we pick the best of our options. Today it was Glausia (not sure of the spelling). She had a nice thin frame with a cute butt. I like more voluptuous hourglass types, but none of the other ladies had anything close to my lowest acceptable standards, except one, but another guy had her monopolized. She was dark haired and looked pretty sexy, although I saw her face close-up when she came around for tips, and it was a bit weathered even with the caked on makeup. But the surgeons did a good job with her body. But back to Glausia: she spoke decent English and had a fun personality. I drank a bit, so began getting generous and bought some rounds. Probably dropped 1.0 by the time I was convinced to go to the back room. Had all kinds of protected fun in there after paying the bartender 0.2 then her 1.0. Went back out and had to pay .4 more for the additional time. Got one more, and with the other ladies sensing that I was about to make my exit soon, they all came around for final greetings and tips. Dropped 3.0 total in there, but I like to help these women out a bit. You could easily have a great time, with the works, for 2.0 in here.
3 yrs ago
Think before you leap!!
A quick trip to one of my old standbys. I stopped by Jiggles since I got out of work early last Tuesday. Hoping to see one of my favorite girls here. Unfortunately I saw one that I used to get “dances” from a few years ago, she was old then and she’s looking much older now. I’m trying like hell to avoid her. So I’m sitting at the bar and I’m going to say a newer dancer comes over to me and starts talking. Her name was Maria. She seems nice so I bought her a drink. She had an okay body and face. I put my arm around her and see what I can get away with at the bar. She starts rubbing my arm, my leg and accidentally brushed across my dick. I’m now debating whether I should go get a dance with her then the little head takes over. I’m like fuck it and pay the bartender for 2 dances. As we are waiting for the next song to start out walks the girl I would rather be with. FML. We get in the lap dance booth and she hugging and kissing me. Again I’m feeling something is a little bit off. She starts the real dance part. Already 2 songs down and barely into it. But again little head was doing the thinking. Again I say fuck it, now I’m just determined to finish. 4 songs later she had to take matters into her own hands. I hate having to pay the bartender for the extra songs, for a total of 6 songs. Plus the normal fee to the dancer. For just over $$ imho just not worth it. Again she was nice but not for me. I sit back down and finish my beer when the girl I would have liked to have gotten a dance with comes over to talk to me. I apologize and tell her I’ll never stray again. Until the next girl…
3 yrs ago
Dive bar atmosphere, but not a bad time.
Stopped by Jiggles after a work dinner nearby. I had read the reviews and figured I’d try it out. As others have described, the place looks like a small house is an older residential neighborhood. There was parking close by on the street. The inside looks like a small dive bar with a smaller stage behind part of the bar. I went around 8:30 and there were only 2 other patrons who were each occupied with a lady. I ordered a Miller Lite and I believe it was $6. The were also 2 others with jackets on sitting at a table. All the women appeared to be Brazilian. I was approached by an older and chubby lady who I thought was the bartender, but turned out to be a dancer. She was pleasant but I was not interested, so I tipped her a few bucks and she went away. Eventually one of the patrons left and the blonde that was with him made her way over. She said she was new and she was probably in her late 30’s or 40’s, she was pleasant and friendly. She was probably around a 6 looks wise. Not unattractive or overweight, but definitely not hot either. I decided to take a chance and got a private dance with her. As others described, the private dance are done in a curtained off area near the back. It’s very dark and private considering it’s a curtain. The dances were $20 each and she wasted no time asking if I wanted to upgrade my experience. We settled on $120 and had a fun time. As I went back to the bar, I noticed the dancer on the stage, she was a brunette with semi-curly hair and a smoking fit body. I definitely would like to have a dance with her next time. Overall, the place was fine and served it’s purpose. I was there for about an hour and spent about $180 overall. The only downside was that GPS led me through some sketchy areas on my way back to Rt 80. I wouldn’t rush back, but would stop by again if in the neighborhood.
4 yrs ago
Halloween fun
Got a chance to drop by again day before Halloween. Nothing has changed compared to previous reviews. Laid back atmosphere, hidden in a residential neighborhood. Very safe and easy for street parking. No real Covid precautions. Long bar with one section in front of the stage. Chairs along the wall that no one seems to ever use. Pool table in the front that's frequently in use by the owner of the establishment. Tonight, everyone was dressed in Halloween costumes. Strangely enough, their regular outfits are probably more revealing and erotic than the Halloween costumes. But, the various cops, nurses, cats and other getups allowed for easy conversation and an opportunity for some added playfulness. This place continues to feel like a neighborhood bar where everyone stays pretty relaxed and friendly. While the pick-ins are definitely not as smokin' as Hitching Post, the friendliness makes up for it. If you can get over the language barrier for some of the dancers, they can be personable and accommodating. Dollar parade exists, but not as pressured as other places. Over the course of an hour, you may end up doling out $5 - $10. Not too aggressive, but reasonable. Bought a drink for Patricia, she spent about 30 minutes just chatting and having a fun time with me. Went for the LD booth, got all the typical acronyms for 1 bill + $40 (2 songs) for the time spent. She threatened to use her handcuffs on me. Glad she didn't as when she was testing them, the lock got stuck. Overall, great value as long as you understand you're not going to get the youngest or the hottest on the market. Anybody ever have a dance with the slim bartender? If she's available, she's next on my list.
4 yrs ago
Laid back atmosphere. Worth giving another try.
Gave Jiggles a try the other night around 10:30. I little out of my way but sounded like a safe neighborhood which it is. A bet sketchy getting there though. Anyway, walk in past a pool table in front. Bar runs the length of the space on the right. Bar stools and a few bar tables down the left side. Decent size space so I could pick my spot down the end of the bar. Surprised it was pretty quiet for a Friday night. 4 or 5 guys and 4 girls with one slowly swaying on the pole. Usual dollar parade but not relentless like some places. Girls mostly Brazilian around 30 I would guess and a 6 to 8, maybe one was a little older but still a nice body. Two of the girls were sat at the bar with guys, one on stage and one was in and out. I was comfortable there so stayed for another beer and eventually after one of the guys left, I was joined by this lovely dark haired girl with gorgeous curvy body, Sarah I think but it may have been Zara. Enhanced top and maybe rear but it worked for me! Bought her a drink and chatted for a while. There are two curtained off areas at the end of the bar, one on each side. Asked if I wanted a dance, 20 upfront to the bartender. Dance area had one oversized plush chair and surprising amount of space in there. After first song was asked what I liked. Additional songs 20 for the bar and then 80/100/200 for tips. Didn’t partake on this occasion but had another dance and there was no pressure to take more. Finished our drinks at the bar afterwards and promised to return for some more fun another time. Sarah is a sweetheart. Will definitely be going back as it has that comfortable neighborhood bar vibe like Clancy’s but with more options available in the back.
Best of both worlds.
Well, I hadn't planned on going out last night but the urge struck me suddenly. I figured my regular girl would be working, and thought if she wasn't, even better so I could check out some new talent. Turns out I got the best of both worlds. It's about a 40 minute drive for me to get to Jiggles and I got there around 9:30 PM. The location is strange because it's right in the middle of a very suburban-type residential area. All nice little houses and then this joint with neon lights and a picnic table in front where girls and customers go out to smoke. Parking is on the street and it seemed busy because there were no good spots available, but I found one only a half block away. There's a pool table right when you go in, a long bar to the right with a small stage and a couple poles roughly in the center. Beer was 6 bucks. Saw my girl working the bar, but she didn't see me come in. It was pretty busy for this place with about 15 customers and maybe 8 or so girls. Half way through my first beer she noticed me at the bar while she was on her way to do a lap dance with some guy. She gave me a quick hug and said she wouldn't be long. Turns out she was in there for a good 20 minutes or more, so I guess that dude was having a good time. Lol. No problem, it gave me time to scope out the rest of the girls. Gotta say the dancers were all pretty decent looking, especially compared to what I usually see in this place. IMO the range was from about 6 to 8. All appeared to be Brazilian, some better than others, but none of them were old, fat or ugly. One in particular was a real knockout. I'd rate her a 9. She spoke no English at all. I tipped her a few bucks. Girls came around for tips, but the dollar parade was not too bad. They shook their asses for like 5 seconds and seemed happy with a buck before moving on. Some took the dollar in their hand, others flashed the goods and encouraged me to stuff the buck in their bikini tops. Couldn't get my eyes off that one stunner. There's two lap dance booths, which are really just curtained off areas but private enough for whatever you want to do in there. My girl finally came out and that dude she was with looked pretty happy. He headed straight for the door, so I guess she either took all his money or he was satisfied and decided to leave. We spent some time drinking at the bar and catching up because I hadn't seen her in a while. The way it works here is you pay $20 up front for one dance, and if you go overtime you either pay as you go or settle up at the end. I paid the $20 and then we had to wait a while because both of the LD booths were busy. It took us 4 dances/songs to get our business done so it was an extra $60 in dance fees plus tip. I usually give her 80 but this time she hit me up for 100. Inflation I guess. We went back to the bar for another drink. I was thinking about how to get with the other hot girl while not making it awkward with my regular, but she made it easy for me. She noticed me staring at the hottie and said, "she's beautiful, right?" I agreed. It was getting busier and she said she wanted to work the bar and make some more money. Then she calls over the non-English speaking hottie and in Portuguese explained to her exactly what I like to do. I bought that girl a drink and then we did 3 dances. Yeah, my girl had done a good job coaching her. We had agreed on a $70 tip but I gave her an extra 20 because she really made those dances special. Afterwards, I went back to the bar for another beer because I wanted to say goodnight and thanks to my girl, but she was so busy she only came out of that LD booth long enough to grab another customer and go right back in. Seems she was having a pretty good night. I texted her and hit the road. Took her almost 45 minutes to reply back. She was probably wearing the cushion right off of that LD chair. Overall I ended up spending a good bit more than I intended, but no regrets. Worth every dollar.
Worth a visit if mature Brazillian ladies is your thing
Cover $0, Club: one piece bathing suit Time Sun 10:35pm & then Mon 6:45pm Small House converted into a neighborhood bar. Seems to be enough parking available on the street. Three months ago Management changed. Apparently a bartender who used to work there for years now the new owner. When you open the first door, you enter a vestibule. After you walk through the second door you have to turn to your right. There will be a pool table in front of you and a long bar to the right of you which wraps around a stage with the bartender in between. This is my least favorite strip club set up because you cannot sit right at the stage. The main seating our barstools. There’s also at least one table with a couple of chairs. The lap dance room is across from the bar at the far end of the place. The girls do not really Pole Dance here. They sort of sway back-and-forth which can be sensual if the girl is hot. Most are not. Patricia: well reviewed here. Brazilian lady in her 40s. Nice energetic personality Glaucia: Brazilian lady in her late 30s. Had a couple of drinks with her. Speaks very little English but enough. She normally only works Monday and Tuesday night from 5 PM to 12 midnight On the following Mon night I had a Private Dance with Glaucia. There is one low black sofa chair in one "room" which is really just a couple of curtains in the shape of a room. Your mileage can go as far as you are willing to spend. I paid $20 for one song. Had a dance that left me with a smile on my face. I then tipped Glaucia $2. Seemed a bit steep but then we didn't discuss it before hand so I was fine with it. Then wen I went to the bar the bartender told me I had 3 songs, which does seem correct, so I owed her another $40.
4 yrs ago
First time here, interesting experience
So, this place is kind of a meme for people who grew up in Hawthorne. I haven't been there but had a few friends who went in and had different experiences. I was in town and had a "fuck it" moment and decided to go in and see what it was all about. Driving up, there is plenty of space to park and its in a oddly friendly neighborhood. In fact, its very close to a school. So if your looking for a very safe place to park your car and go, this is the place to go. I park and take the 10 second walk in. Walking in, its pretty dark and lots of dark lights. The only issue is, I don't really see any girls. There is one Brazilian girl talking to an older guy and a female bar tender, plus a few more older guys. Regardless, might as well stay for a drink. The bartender walks over and makes some friendly conversation. She notes I'm younger for the normal crowd (25 here) seeing as all the other guys are older bigger gentleman. Honestly, we get into a pretty conversation and she tells me that a bunch of girls called out that day and she was pissed about it. Kind of bummed, but hey overall its not a bad experience so far, just not what I was expecting. All of a sudden, two more girls come out of the back. One is not bad, an honest 7, the other one is not exactly the same. Think closer to a 3. Of course, the 3 comes over and wont leave me alone. I'm trying to be polite and show I'm not interested, but she is really not getting it and her english is not good at all. She really is just asking for a dance over and over again. The third time i was really firm when i said no and was getting ready to leave, then the 7 comes over. English is still a big problem here, but conversation is at least flowing. She is very handsy and asks if i want a dance and i say sure. We got to a lazy boy...behind a curtain. Yup, you read that correctly. It is SUPER dark, i couldnt really see here but she was laid back and just told me to relax. about 3 seconds in the dance, she puts her hands in my pants and just starts going for it. I ask her what she wants so i dont get played, she says 180 but she takes 120. Ill say, she was great, she was super into it and worked it great. We have our fun, and im thinking well, thats a wrap. I go to finish my last sip on my drink and leave when the girl who just gave me a dance grabs my arms and asks me to stay. Since im not interested, i decline and go for the door. She grabs my arms and asks for my number and wont let me go without it. Its kind of a weird situation and i just polietly decline again while she is asking me what i do for work and where i live. Getting both annoyed and weirded out, i say i need to leave and go. She luckily didnt follow me and i went on my way. TLDR: If you want to go somewhere safe and are ok with some ok choices, this is the spot.

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