Go to be groped at the bar and finished in the LD

I've been going here for a few years. Initially I was tipped off by a friend who mentioned it was the closest club to our town. But it is the horny dancers that keep me cumming back.

There isn't much to say about the physical building that can be considered positive, but somehow it is greater than the sum of its parts. It looks like a house, and without the sign up front you'd never expect it to be a strip club. It is located on a dead end in a quiet residential neighborhood on a steep hill. Parking is on the street and is never more than a block away. It feels like there are a million eyes on you as you walk to the front door from all those windows but I think it is part of what makes this a safe place. The bar runs along one side of the place with an elevated dance floor near the back. I recently overheard a regular patron and the cute bartender discussing that the decor hasn't been changed in 30 years and I can believe it, what little there is clearly came from the 80's. There is a pool table that I've seen occasionally get used. There are two smallish TV's, and the radio is playing anything from reggaton, hip hop, classic rock, to Top 40.

I think the drinks are reasonable. Beers are $4-5, well drinks $5.

The dancers are Brazilian, 25 is the baby of the group and most are 35+ they usually have big bootys and decent faces. Typically no beauty queens here but occasionally one shows up.