Choo Choo's Reviews

Choo Choo's is far from the club it was just a few years ago. The costs are about the same but there are far fewer girls bith in total number and number who dance per shift. I used to go to the "dog days" - that time an...

Made my first visit to Choo Choo`s recently. Being from Virginia, land of the pasties and g-strings, I wanted to see what an out of state club was like. I chose Choo Choo`s since it`s the closest to where I live. I must say, what a difference! Fully nude stage...

I went here on Jan. 10th araound 6:00pm. Given the early arrival, I was not expecting much. I have been to Choo CHoo's before and knew its quirks - so I left my baseball hat in the car and expected nice grinding lap dances and not much...

Finally mademit here, and sad to say, was not impressed. From the old hag at the door to the n ot so attractive dancer's I was truely disappointed. No one was really that friendly. Got one lap and the grl gave it a decent yet distant effort,...

Sad to say but I returned here after a few months away and there has been quite a turnover. In the past , while not the prettiest, the girls were all attractive and one or two stood out. This time only one was ok, one was way over...

I returned here after a couple of months thinking that maybe I caught the club on a bad night. This review covers both Friday, May 19 and Saturday, May 27, from between the hours of 11 pm to close.

The girls are by and large fairly easy on the...

This club is a favorite of mine, but it is kind of weird. It's a favorite because it's the only one open in the afternoons when I'm best able to get there. It's weird because it's expensive: for the same prices other clubs charge, the dances are...

As this club is both my first and close by, I have always had a special fondness for it. But my most recent visit on 3/25 has sent my opinion downward.

Arrived around midnight on Saturday night. The club was packed, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. What...

Two stages, one with pole, the other without. Club is usually slow except for Friday and Saturday evenings (go figure), but there is always someone dancing. $13 cover, $20 topless/thong lapdance. Lapdances given at your seat... there is no "private area." No alcohol.

The club is not...

Stopped in on the way to Baltimore and was pleasantly surprised. In the past only 3-5 girls would be working, and one was usuallly an older blonde. Not anymore. Seven girls were on the day shift, starting with Angel, who has been a favorite for years. Great...

Small blue collar club. $13 cover. Decor is old mom & pop restaurant like. Small stage. Dancers are nude on stage and happy to show off their cookie for a tip. Some tight dancers and some more mature dancers are available. Girls are pretty...

This place has really gone down hill. Girls are 3-6, at best. Most can't dance a lick and lap dances are over priced for what you get. NO ALCOHOL EITHER. Probably last time I'll ever come here. Anymore, best bet...

THis club continues to regress. First off there is no bar. second there are all these rules like a girl can only talk to a customer for two songs and if he doesnt get a lapdance afterward then she has to leave. Their lap dances are aweful. There is...

I went to Choo Choo's on a Wednesday after I got off early from work. There were only 2 girls on the bar when I came in, but neither of them really sparked my interest, nor did they even try to come up to me and ask for a...

I went to Choo Choo's on a Wednesday after I got off early from work. There were only 2 girls on the bar when I came in, but neither of them really sparked my interest, nor did they even try to come up to me and ask for a...

I was in the area and happened on this place, so I stoped and went in at about 6:00 on a Wednesday. $13 cover!!!!!! Against my better judgement, I paid and went in, hoping to find some hard working dancers for that kind of cover. no such luck. Mid level...

This place used to alright back when it had $10 lap dances. Now the dances are $20 and with the same low mileage restrictions, you are basically forced sit on your hands. ALso the dancers quality had decreased quite a bit, they basically all 4's and 5's...

Here in Virginia, there isn't much to choose from in strip clubs. While Showcase is the best in the area, it's hard for an old married guy to get there with the hours they are open. Choo Choo's is still pretty decent, and it's open on Saturday afternoons when it's...

The good news: the dances on stage are all nude, and you can get up close and personal for a pretty good look for a buck. Some of the dancers are not bad looking.
The bad news: Many of the dancers are average at best. Laps are...

I went to this dump for the last time in January. I was shocked that the price for a lap dance went up to $20! That is just too high considering the dances are low contact and the girls have to follow silly rules like not facing the customer...

Good luck getting the amateur dancers off the bar stools. Man Angel sure cast a spell on ol George from Virginia. This is a depressing place all around, and expensive to boot. ...

I was lucky to get back down to Waldorf a month after my last visit, and found it much improved. The Saturday day shift was loaded with good lap dancers -- can't say where others would rate them on a 1-10 scale, but I found most of them attractive and...

If you want to get your rocks off this ain't a good place. The predilections of the dancers I spoke to ranged from supercilious to pachydermatous. The dances I got were sumptuary. ...

This place used to be good but now it sucks. The dancers all are there to hang with their friends. They are definitely not there to work. I sat in there and had to practically force the girls to dance. I will not be back....

Best lap dance club in the Wash DC area. No place can match the $15 price for a topless lap dance. It is the only lap dance club open during the day. Attractive women and mostly slim and young but their is enough variety for most everyone. ...