Reviews

Sirens has everything going against it at the get go. First, it’s in Columbus, so the laws are terrible.

But, surprisingly, on this Friday afternoon, I had a lot of fun for not a…

I don't frequent this club often but when I do it is about what you would expect for a Columbus club. A couple of notable observations: the private dance areas are in need of some…

I went in, headed to the bar and a gorgeous 8+ girl offered me a seat. This was fortuitous so I immediately got a dance. It was ok, nothing to write home (or tuscl) about.…

All around Sirens is fun and it doesn't press me to complain too much. Good looking women, good vibes, and received plenty of attention. Its been a few years since I last visited…

I have been going to sirens for years because they open at 11am and that worked for me with my schedule. I've met a lot of the girls over the years some better than…

Sirens is a place where you can find the same girls almost every time you go. The same was true this time, sort of... but there were many newer faces, and some were downright new…

Stopped by Sirens on a Friday around midnight and stayed for a couple hours. There were a lot of cute girls there, all in their early and mid twenties. They were all natural…

Never had been here before, nor any club in Columbus -- after paying a $10 cover, I entered to find wide room left-to-right, stage on far wall running nearly the length, and bar to the…

I showed up around 10 or 11 on a Tuesday, paid the $5 cover (might have been $10), and then dropped an extra $5 in the bucket because a sign taped to it said, "$5…

Sirens used to be on my club rotation about years ago. It started out decent, then had a big slump in quality, and my visits went way down to barely once a year.…

I went here after going to kahoots and not having a good time there. A few of the girls at sirens used to work at kahoots before they got raided. Almost every 30 minutes they…

Thought I'd give Sirens a try during the day. In Columbus your options are limited, and given the recent decline in quality at Kahoots, Sirens is really the only game in town during the…