Midnight Express

Location: Middle of nowhere, off a dark road. But if you happen to be going down I-40 it's not that big of a detour. $15 cover. Space: It's a big spacious main room…

Midnight Express is the best strip club that I have ever been too. I am able to visit the club 2 to 3 times a year for the last 15 years. I…

I’ve been here three times, all on Thursday and Friday nights. The Fridays seemed much busier. The last visit was on November 15, I went after attending a Creed concert in Nashville.…

Smithville, TN. Saturday night. Not much going on around here, pretty rural part of Tennessee. It's really only strip club out in the Tennessee hinterlands the other ones are all in the…

Saw a lot of good pictures of the girls working here so I had to go see it for myself. When I got to the door, a sign say to go…

I visited this place on the last Friday of January. I arrived there around 8 pm, cause I was planning on leaving earlier, since this place is far from home, and the…

I went to Midnight Express at 20:45 on a Saturday night. There was a $15 cover paid at the bar since the desk at the door was not being manned. Sincweisers were…

Went to ME on a Tuesday night in the spring of 2021. This was my second visit to ME as I am from out of state and travel to the area occasionally.…

Went on a Saturday - was my 2nd or 3rd visit and brought a female friend. When we arrived, there were probably 5-10 girls working, but we showed up a little bit…

I arrived around 10:30pm. More patrons than the last few times I've gone. I wasn't able to get one of the tables I'm normally grab but still sat close to…

It's been a long time since I've been here due to Covid. Finally decided to venture out and see what the place and the girls look like these days. The club itself…

Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the…

Back for another weekend night. The cool thing about this place is new girls always seem to be here. Yeah, it may stink if your favorite has moved on but some of…

I had seen their sign on I-40 couple of times and decided to drop by there when I was passing by and didn’t have anywhere else to be. It’s probably 20…

Hit this club up a few weeks ago, and like others have said, it’s way out in the woods. First impression was that it had a laid back feel. Large center stage…

I went there based on other reviews and was not disappointed. Great selection of ladies. Particularly Bunny is a favorite, blonde and well built. Also Frankie is pretty awesome. I like the 25 lapdances bc…

I have been here several times and was never disappointed. There is usually plenty of dancers and the place is big and comfortable. Staff is friendly and the the drink and snack…

Decided to head out to Midnight Express on Tuesday evening. Did not expect a packed house or even many dancers but wanted to see if it was worth a weed day…

This was my 7-8th trip to Midnight Express. The reason I keep going back (and making the long drive from Nashville) is the dancers and the crowd. It always seems…

Was in the area on business and decided before starting the 1.5 hour drive home, I would stop in as see what was happening. About 8 girls working. A couple…

Made the drive from Nashville (1 1/4 hours) to see if maybe things aren't quite as strict as in the big city. Parking lot was pretty packed - was not expecting…

The women here have the most acrobatic pole skills you'll ever see. You’ll see performers in all stages of contortion, in every position, and with every body part moving seemingly independently of…

This club had a rough vibe with a mixed group of people from the city and the country. I think everyone there was there for the lack of the "room for Jesus"…

The only good thing you can say about Midnight Express is that it isn't a Nashville club with their strict rules. This review is from about a month ago when I visited.…

I work as an over the road truck driver and will stop at alost every exotic dance club that has truck parking. I have been to this club before and had a…

You would think that which such a wide variety of girls and it being so close to the weekend they would have had more then just me and my bro passing through…

Visited on both Wednesday and Thursday night between Christmas & New Years, and had a great time. The crowds were small enough allow me to immediately get a seat at the stage,…

While working near Nashville, I decided to try the Midnight Express again after noticing 2 billboard ads along I-40. As many have said before, it’s not easy to get to.…

Was driving down interstate 40 as I have many times and once again saw the billboard advertising this club. I decided to make a detour and give it a try.…

Yes, the comments referencing the remote location, and the size and style of the building are accurate. However, for me, the beauty and charm of the women who were working there made…

Tired of Memphis and Nashville bikini clubs so I decided to give Midnight Express a try. It is thank goodness topless. As others have said, it is warehouse size and…

I won't repeat what others have said (big warehouse type building, middle of nowhere, etc.). I was in the area visiting friends and decided to stop by. Glad I did. Crowded…

Best option in middle TN if your willing to drive the hour from Nashville to get their. Located on Hwy 70 just before the bridge going over the lake you'll see…

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big…

For the most part there were a lot of attractive girls working there. The stage dances are entertaining to watch. The only problem I had was I sat there for three hours…

this club has a lot of potential, but needs new ownership or management. <br> the customers were a friendly bunch, and the girls were hot.<br> the manager is a good guy, but the owner…

I drive for over an hour into the middle if nowhere to check out this club while on a trip to Nashville. Nashville's 3 foot rule just wasn't going to cut…

I say if your an attractive female be wary of visiting...especially if the owner/ manger is working. He will be very friendly and if your interested in a job he will serve…

There was a ton of misinformation on this club, but due to the "3 feet rule" in the city of Nashville, I decided to make the long drive east of Smithville on…

I went after a long week of college classes. It was late when I got there so I wasn't sure if they Would let me in but they did and didn't make me pay A…

Since all of the clubs in Nashville seem to suck I headed down the road to the Midnight Express. While the rules are looser (no 3 foot rule) than Nashville it…

so I've been to this place a couple times now. like most will say the club is in the middle of nowhere but Google will take you there so its no big…

I was in Nashville on business a couple of weeks ago and drove down to Smithville because the strict Nashville laws pretty much kill the whole club experience there. The drive…

Well lets just say the worst strip club ever! I worked there briefly as the manager would hound the dancers in the dressing room "get out there and make money bitches". Wow…

This club is out in the middle of nowhere as most have attested. The good: big and fairly nice club. Tallest stripper pole ive ever seen. Fairly attractive dancers when I was…

The club is located just outside Smithville; you definitely will not end up there unless you know where it is. The club itself is a huge (by Middle TN standards) and looks…

Not a bad club. If you're coming from Nashville, be aware that it's easy to miss this place. You drive through Smithville, past the shopping area, then on a ways,…

Had a Saturday night with nothing else to do. Thought about Nashville clubs, but then thought about the three-foot rule. Had heard good things about Midnight Express, so decided to make the…

Midnight Express is an interesting club. It's basically a big warehouse in the middle of absolutely no where Tennessee, but don't let that keep you away. It has one main stage, a…

This place is like the size of a warehouse club out in the niddle of nowhere. Lots of girls and they were of a high caliber, mostly 6's through 10's. Now…

I visited Midnight Express the day before the superbowl. The club website lists the opening time as 5pm but do not go before at the least 7pm because that is when the…

This was our second trip to Midnight Express and it exceeded our expectations again. Having only been there midweek, we knew Friday night would be even more fun and it was!…

Its a big club located in deserted place in tennessee. Very big parking lot. $ 8 entry fees with no knofes and camera phones allowed. NO hard drink either for sale. Its…

This place is a HUGE, BLUE, prefab warehouse style building in the absolute middle of nowhere about 38 miles off I-40 on Highway 70. Cover is $8 for 21+ and $15…

This place is a diamond in the rough. The gals are sexy and flirty, they enjoy cutting up with you and will even sit with you and your buddies for a while…

This was our first visit and we were pleasantly surprised. We had anticipated that it would be slow on a Wed. night but found that to our liking once we got…

The first time i went they still let in the under 21 crowd but now it 21 and up which really makes the place less crowded and rowdy. the girls are all…

OK I wanted to give this club another try to be fair. They recently, last Saturday stopped letting in guys under 21. Little less crowded and rowdy. Had much more interaction with…

saw this club rated on several websites. Each review painted a very different picture. Some of the reviews stated that there was some high mileage at this club. So being the guy…

Actually went to this club twice in a week. Porn star Ginger Lee was making an appearance and also wanted to check out the club on a Thursday. So, went to the…

I stopped here last friday and the girls are very nice looking. The only thing I regretted is when one girl approaches the other girls kind of stay away. The dances are…

This may sound like an exhorbitant rating, but this place is really pretty awesome. Alright, not anywhere near as good as Vegas, Memphis, the way it used to be, or Tampa on…

used to live cloe to here went every weekend. The place is 3 years old and the owners took a dive and made it in to a really nice club. They keep…

I had been hearing about this club for several months and decided to finally give it a try. This was early in the evening on a Friday. The place is pretty easy…

This place turned out to be a lot better than I expected. There were about 12 girls dancing, most of them young, pretty, and thin, with only a single set of…

Quite a pleasant surprise, so far out in the boonies... you drive through Smithville on Rt 70, and just past the city limits.. on the side of the road.. is this OLD…