Reviews

Hadn't been in quite awhile. Still miss the old bartender whatever her name was, but oh well...not like she ever got nude. About 8 girls working mostly new faces to me as I…

This is one hell of a joint. Pretty ladies, ice cold beer, and don't even get me started on the happy hour specials. I'd recommend this place any god damn day of the week. Although this…

After another successful trip to South Florida, I couldn't leave without another trek to the "infamous" Porthole. I always make this my "just before I leave town", go-to spot because of the certified benefits! I've…

So I've previously written review of the Porthole pub where I extolled the virtues of it. That was then...this is now... Places like this really are hit or miss..you're hoping for that diamond in the rough…

First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected. I see why they call it Porthole,…

Last day in MIA / FLL area and decided to hit the Porthole around 5pm Thursday afternoon. Had to use the facilities and got hit by the bathroom troll. Sat down, never got…

Came around 2pm. Place was fairly busy compared to other afternoons where there is usually only 5-8 girls working. About 12 girls working I would say. Some of the same tired faces and a…

I know everyone knows this already, but I am going to say it anyway. This is an odd place. I not sure what to think about it. It is like I walked…

So I've been to this pub a fair few times now but never gotten round to doing a review. South Florida has so many different clubs of every conceivable type but I often find that…

I'm fortunate to travel to South Florida for business a few times a year, and I make it a point to visit the Porthole. This review covers two visits, Thursday afternoon and Friday afternoon.…

Decided to try the porthole for the first time. Went there at 1am till 4am. 10ish girls on the line up, mostly AA. Looking around none of the girl caught my eye as smoking hot.…

Came back looking for the same little spinner who took care of me last time. She was here as she is most days and tied for the hottest girl in the club with another…