Cloud 9 Show Bar Reviews

Stopped by Cloud 9 this past Saturday for the first time in a little bit. Place is still the same (large bar, decent prices, girls dance and tip around afterwards).
I went late afternoon where there about 6-7 girls (all different races, personalities, and sizes). I tend...

I was passing through and decided to check it out. My last and only other visit was interesting as a hot babe had the look and wanted a pricey dance I didn't take. Maybe she would be there this time? No such luck.

It's the only place around...

Sometimes the Lord works in Mysterious ways. This spot is next to Word FM 103.7 and
Its halloween so I'm just gonna go in there to ghoul out. Bar was decorated really cute for Halloween with webs and pumpkins everywhere. But I didnt see any girls in costume which was sad...

It has been a while since I stopped in, and there was only one reason to consider going back.

To start the bar is located in the middle of nowhere. The lot is a mix of pavement and gravel with no lines. You walk in and there is a desk for...

Back for my rare visit, got there around 630pm (first time in about a year) but only was there briefly. Ordered a draft yeungling for I think 4-6 bucks just to break the 50 I had and sat down near the main stage. There was maybe one other patron there...

Sometimes it’s just as important to know where not to go as it is to know where you should go. It’s been years since I’ve been to this place and I should have stayed away. Showed up on a Saturday late afternoon, no cover. Only a few folks...

This is a crazy one, unfortunately not in a good way. Was traveling from Allentown to Philly for a fun weekend and decided to stop and pregame on Friday afternoon. This place opens at noon, I parked around 1:45, several other cars in the parking lot and looked like more...

Visited a week before Christmas. The bar is large and round with a good selection on tap.

There are vending machines on one end but they only took cash. Watch about 6 girls hover around. Sat down with a beer reasonably priced.

At first I saw an absolute gorgeous older blonde...

Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just a little odd. Might be tough explaining "Mom who are the neighbors?" This don't seem like...

Went for the first time in years as I was in the area. Roughly 6 patrons there and about the amount of dancers. Watched 4 stage shows of various ladies. Quick run down… didn’t catch names but one. First girl a on the heavier side with big tits. Didn’t really...

I went to Cloud 9 on a Thursday evening around 9pm. I paid no cover and had a $5 Miller Lite. When I walked in a very attractive AA dancer (solid 9) was finishing her set. It allowed me to be optimistic about the evening ahead, but this was the...

Got there just before the shift change from late afternoon to early evening so got to see 8 or so dancers. $4 for a draft Yuengling, dance prices are $20 for topless couch dance, $40 for full nude. Girls ranged in age from 30 to 45 and there...

First visit to this place on a Saturday around 3 PM while driving thru the area. Can’t miss the place as its on Rt 63 aka: The Sumneytown Pike. Plenty of parking. Rural residential area. Perfectly safe.

I ordered a vodka tonic, cost $7 I...

Love this place, you will generally find a good percentage of girls who you would like. Always a good variety. You will find anywhere from skinny girls to curvy girls, with all ethnicities. I prefer a big boobed curvy girl so this place always hits the mark...

I just wanted to inform you guys that Cloud 9's long time door man/lap dance room cashier Brian has passed away. Anyone who ever got a couch dance at the cloud in the last 20 years or so would have met Brian.(The nerdy friendly guy at the booth with the...

For those who know where it is, you will understand when I say it is all by itself on state highway 63. The bar is on the right hand side heading north at the top of a hill. There is a paved parking lot in the front of the bar...

I went on Saturday night around 7 pm and left around 10 pm while they were having a halloween party. I never went to this club before, partly because it is an hour from me but I wanted to try something new so I thought I'd check it out. A...

First trip out to a club since covid. I got there about 3:30 and there were only 4 other customers there. Place looked the same.

Got a beer and settled in. Debbie is the manager but also dances. She looked great. Has a nice hot body with large natural breasts. But...

Got there around 1. Parking lot had a number of cars in it, but not many were customers. 2 cars left as I got there, and it had only opened at Noon. Walked in and had changed since I'd been there 10 years or so ago. One...

Apparently it's been about 5 years since I've been here, I checked my prior reviews. Overall I'd say there's been a slight decline. The fact that it's one of the closer clubs to me and I hadn't been here in 5 years indicates the bar is pretty low!

I got a...

I had a free evening, so I stopped in to Cloud 9. Boy was I disappointed. I used to hit this place fairly frequently as my commute took me close by. Hadn't been there since before the Locksley, though.

The club is large with a rectangular bar encircling two stages....

This place has a hard time keeping talent. It must be all the free Bidenbucks, but strippers are becoming scarce. There are never more than 2-4 girls working here during prime time. As usual now there was a 2-3 song dead time between girls on stage. There were...

The new setup for social distancing is better than any other club I've been to. Small bar height tables are placed directly at the bar. You sit at your own table and can still view everything the dancers do. There were tons of tables available. The girls come around on...

I visited Cloud 9 last week for the first time in almost 10 years - looking for some variety from the Lower Bucks and Philadelphia clubs. Checked temperature at the front door, tables set up just outside the bar similar to the other post covid setups. Ordered a draft beer...

Forgot to post this. Was reminded when someone asked what daisy looked like. Sorry if my memory is fuzzy since this happened last month before the club closed due to the virus. Hope they open again soon.

The only downfalls to this place was that the bartender was a bit...