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review
21 days ago
Checking it out on my way through
I was passing through and decided to check it out. My last and only other visit was interesting as a hot babe had the look and wanted a pricey dance I didn't take....
Loneli
New York
review
22 days ago
No joke it's right next to the Christian Radio station. Hallelujah.
Sometimes the Lord works in Mysterious ways. This spot is next to Word FM 103.7 and Its halloween so I'm just gonna go in there to ghoul out. Bar was decorated really cute for Halloween...
SMT5609
Pennsylvania
review
a month ago
Somewhere to go, something to see
It has been a while since I stopped in, and there was only one reason to consider going back. To start the bar is located in the middle of nowhere. The lot is a mix...
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a month ago
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Willy215
Willy215
review
2 months ago
Cubic Zirconia in the Rough
Back for my rare visit, got there around 630pm (first time in about a year) but only was there briefly. Ordered a draft yeungling for I think 4-6 bucks just to break the 50...
Comments: 2
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2 months ago
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MrEddyG
phlyerphan
Pennsylvania
review
2 months ago
Don’t do it. You don’t want this.
Sometimes it’s just as important to know where not to go as it is to know where you should go. It’s been years since I’ve been to this place and I should have...
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2 months ago
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blahblahblahs
Finblock333
review
9 months ago
Great Grandma and the Dog
This is a crazy one, unfortunately not in a good way. Was traveling from Allentown to Philly for a fun weekend and decided to stop and pregame on Friday afternoon. This place opens at...
Comments: 3
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7 months ago
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Strokermax
Fantasyfootballchamp
review
a year ago
A classy night
Visited a week before Christmas. The bar is large and round with a good selection on tap. There are vending machines on one end but they only took cash. Watch about 6 girls hover...
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10 months ago
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Steveareno869
SMT5609
Pennsylvania
review
a year ago
Hey that's no Cloud, that's a...HURRICANE! RUN! 🌀🌊🌊🌊⛈⛈AHHH I CAN'T SWIM!
Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just...
Muddy
USA
review
a year ago
Meh
Went for the first time in years as I was in the area. Roughly 6 patrons there and about the amount of dancers. Watched 4 stage shows of various ladies. Quick run down… didn’t...
Adsm1218
Pennsylvania
review
a year ago
Not worth the time
I went to Cloud 9 on a Thursday evening around 9pm. I paid no cover and had a $5 Miller Lite. When I walked in a very attractive AA dancer (solid 9) was finishing...
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a year ago
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Kombucha
Forestall
review
a year ago
Average Across the Board
Got there just before the shift change from late afternoon to early evening so got to see 8 or so dancers. $4 for a draft Yuengling, dance prices are $20 for topless couch...
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a year ago
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d_m1150
d_m1150
review
a year ago
First time visit, OK, but not outstanding.
First visit to this place on a Saturday around 3 PM while driving thru the area. Can’t miss the place as its on Rt 63 aka: The Sumneytown Pike. Plenty...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
a year ago
Summer love
Love this place, you will generally find a good percentage of girls who you would like. Always a good variety. You will find anywhere from skinny girls to curvy girls, with all...
Good610
review
2 years ago
RIP Brian
I just wanted to inform you guys that Cloud 9's long time door man/lap dance room cashier Brian has passed away. Anyone who ever got a couch dance at the cloud in the last...
Saturn5
review
3 years ago
A fun night with average dancers
For those who know where it is, you will understand when I say it is all by itself on state highway 63. The bar is on the right hand side heading north at the...
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
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BadBob
Willy215
review
3 years ago
Fun time at the Halloween Party
I went on Saturday night around 7 pm and left around 10 pm while they were having a halloween party. I never went to this club before, partly because it is an hour from...
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3 years ago
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Whitetail00
camaro11111
review
3 years ago
First time back
First trip out to a club since covid. I got there about 3:30 and there were only 4 other customers there. Place looked the same. Got a beer and settled in. Debbie is the manager...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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Kombucha
Captain8in
review
3 years ago
I wasn't on Cloud 9.
Got there around 1. Parking lot had a number of cars in it, but not many were customers. 2 cars left as I got there, and it had only opened at Noon. ...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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oldman915
Steveareno869
review
3 years ago
Been about 5 years
Apparently it's been about 5 years since I've been here, I checked my prior reviews. Overall I'd say there's been a slight decline. The fact that it's one of the closer clubs to me...
Comments: 2
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3 months ago
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SabrinaExoticOfficial
59
Pennsylvania
review
3 years ago
Disappointing Waste of a Beer
I had a free evening, so I stopped in to Cloud 9. Boy was I disappointed. I used to hit this place fairly frequently as my commute took me close by. Hadn't been there...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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Sgrayeff
Bisonrob812
review
4 years ago
The Fats of Life
This place has a hard time keeping talent. It must be all the free Bidenbucks, but strippers are becoming scarce. There are never more than 2-4 girls working here during prime time. As...
Saturn5
review
4 years ago
Not too bad.
The new setup for social distancing is better than any other club I've been to. Small bar height tables are placed directly at the bar. You sit at your own table and can still...
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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Asslover33
Saturn5
review
4 years ago
Back at Cloud 9
I visited Cloud 9 last week for the first time in almost 10 years - looking for some variety from the Lower Bucks and Philadelphia clubs. Checked temperature at the front door, tables set...
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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Asslover33
smguy26
Pennsylvania
review
5 years ago
Girl on girl
Forgot to post this. Was reminded when someone asked what daisy looked like. Sorry if my memory is fuzzy since this happened last month before the club closed due to the virus. Hope they...
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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Asslover33
Stranger29
review
5 years ago
Empty Saturday
My visit the last day before they closed due to the corona-virus. I got here around 6PM. The parking lot was so empty, I wasn't sure they were open. Luckily, they were....
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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joshc
joshc
Virginia