Cloud 9 Show Bar
1110 Sumneytown Pike Harleysville, PA 19438

Oh hell no

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Olhammer
Aug 30, 2025, 2:49 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

This was a strange place to visit. I guess it could. Be classified as a dive bar as someone said to me. It’s local for sure. Dark as hell when you walk in and it took me a while to adjust and even see what I was looking at. I was better off not seeing. The bar surrounds the stage with two poles. The girls get up there but they’re not girls and haven’t been for a long time. These are old heavyset women who have been through the wringer. I couldn’t believe the lack of talent. One chick came up and asked if I wanted a LD and I recognized her immediately from Suzy’s Loinge down the road. Probably the worst LD I had was with her. That told me everything I needed to know about the place. Didn’t j quite about prices bc I had zero interest at that point. I saw two white women and one hispanic and it kept going from bad to terrible. The place didn’t have a bad vibe for the location and the venue but it was early Friday evening and the women were over the hill, oddly heavy, not anyone that I would want to see strip. I had a drink, watched the small parade of women they had come through and left. Nothing there to get you excited. Pretty depressing to be honest. Some old guys seemed content. To each their own.

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