Long Branch Saloon Reviews

PRELUDE
It's in the middle of nowhere, on Hwy 80 which runs parallel to I-20. It's between the Delta LA and Mound LA exits and easily reachable from either side. On a prior trip through, I decided to drive by and scope it out. Signage indicated it would...

I made my annual trip to Tallulah, Louisiana. There is nothing in there worth seeing. I only go for one reason and that is the Long Branch Saloon. This place is a little hole in the wall, but I rank it as one of the best clubs out...

Ok. Maybe I should have known better but I was expecting a diamond in the rough. This place did not have a lot of reviews but a few looked promising. Promising enough for me to give it a try. Not only did I go once, I...

So, I kind of knew what I was getting into by driving to this area, but I like the neighborhood-type clubs, rather than the high-end clubs. Walked in and the bar was directly in front of me and a large, raised stage was off to my right. A...

I decided to go back to what I call a hidden gem. This place is a small country hole in the wall. However, don't judge a book by its cover. This place is very laid back. I enjoy it each and every time I go. ...

I was passing through and hadn’t been here in several years. I remembered having a good time in the past with college buddies and had a couple of hours to kill. The club is really nothing to look at and is basically in an area with nothing but farmland around...

This club is a bit of a surprise. It only cost $7 to get in and the doorman is very friendly. Things don't really get going in there until after 9 pm. There is a pool tournament most Wednesday night and this keeps a lot of guys...

This place doesn't look like much from the outside. On the inside it looks just like any other bar. However, it does have a very large stage. It also has video poker. The cover is 7. The drinks are 3-4. Depending on what you are...

Overall was pretty good. The girls range from very low to a few 8's, but hey this isn't Vegas or Tampa. The stage is small, only one girl on the stage at a time doing two sets. Drinks are decent, but I was driving so dI don't partake too much....

My boyfriend and I went to the Longhorn Saloon in Delta, LA Saturday night. We have been twice before and always have a good time. The dancers are friendly, most are beautiful, some are fit. But all were great dancers and very sexy. ...

Went with some friends for a fun time. After being in new Orleans it was nice to go to a place that didn't take all your money the second you sit down. The girls were friendly. Didn't have time to get a private dance but will be back for one...

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king!

It had been a couple of years since I had tried this club out, so I decided to check it out on a recent work trip in the area. After going, I remember why I took the...

TLDR; High mileage from Dazzle, good mileage from Chastity. Tip the bouncer and the DJ, and they will leave you alone.

So I had some time to kill after working in the area and drove around trying to find the club by its address. Big mistake. The address in...

I have been various times over the last 8 years when im in the area and its been a decent place to go. If you find the right girl she will be willig to be more friendly in the back room. The private room really does suck. Old couches and...

Went with friends one night, this place is basically a backwoods bar with some girls that sometimes dance. The two best things are the bar is cheap for a club and the girls are cheap. The private room sucks, just a bunch of old seats in the open and a...

Place is just a few minutes of I20 in the middle of nowhere, second trip in. Very smoky and inside could definitely use remodel. Small selection of ladies, most with mileage. A couple girls mentioned they'd worked in the Jackson Ms clubs in past. Simple drink prices were 3-5.

After a...

I was in Louisiana for work and decided to check this place out. It was about an hour drive for me, so I found a hotel across the river at a Casino, then headed back to the club. It is basically a pole barn out in the middle...

Went around 9 pm with a couple of buddies of mine. The place was kind of slow. The girls seemed distracted and not into dancing since there was not very many customers on this particular night. They were pretty and a little above average for what I expected...

Visited on a Wednesday and the club was dead. In the middle of nowhere, and they do not go out of their way to make it any warmer. I'm sure they figure if you come this far to the club, no need to put any money into the...

This place is out in the weeds, I mean in the middle of absolutely nowhere. The dirt parking lot is shared with another bar (two of them out there, way out there). The building looks like a warehouse from the road, and the interior looks like left-overs from its earlier...

After a long hiatus, I decided to give this one another shot on a recent trip to the area. I'm glad I did!

Nothing has really changed on the interior: still have two pool tables in the back, about a dozen bar stools at their main bar, with half...

Visited this club with my girlfriend. Club itself is pretty old and rundown. But it's all about the girls, right?

Well, the girls were either hit or miss. There were ~10 working, and I'd say 5 should consider another career, as they were pretty large. But different strokes for different folks....

I made my first visit to the Long Branch last night. There was an ordinary dirt parking lot with no valet. The cover was $7, with no coat check. Beer was a moderate $4 a bottle, mixed drinks were served in styrofoam cups and were in the...

well it didnt post the first part of my review for some reason so here we go. i went back again three of the same girls where there . dallas lola and im not sure what the other girls name was didnt talk to or get a dance from her...

oh yeah and some army guys were in there and at the end of the night when they were closing up one of them army guys punched me in the side of the head outta no where . i think he want the tattooed girl she sure was beautiful and...