Long Branch Saloon
2646 US-80 Tallulah, LA 71282

What a dissapointment

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billjohnson
Jul 15, 2018, 8:00 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Ok. Maybe I should have known better but I was expecting a diamond in the rough. This place did not have a lot of reviews but a few looked promising. Promising enough for me to give it a try. Not only did I go once, I went twice. So you don't have to.

First night was a Tuesday. 10 pm at night. Eventually I found the place and the other review describe it correctly. Old industrial type building. Paid the cover and went inside. There were a few customers and one dancer. I got my beer and found out that the one dancer represented half of the dancers that night. I watched a few sets. The two girls were 6/7's which while not much to look at, can tend to be high mileage types.Tipped as appropriate and decided to take the blond back to the "private" room to see if my day improved.

Not really. Dance had a lot of air, while there was some touching, she clearly wasn't into it and I got to hear a lot about her 6 year old which was a buzz kill.

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