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review
2 months ago
Art gallery meets fake latina booties
Stamford, CT. Saturday night. Apparently this was shut down for a while to make it a new club now it's reopen, I haven't been so let's what's going on. Right across the street from...
Muddy
USA
review
2 months ago
No talent and not worth the trip
After getting patted down by the bouncer and having my ID checked, I went inside and paid the $20 cover. There were hardly any girls and the none were attractive aside from the bartender....
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tku
Virginia
review
6 months ago
Average
Bit meh.. and maybe not worth the money! there's a guard outside who does id validation and a pat down. Once that is done, there's an entry ticket to the order of 20$. as you enter,...
decre
review
6 months ago
A nice club that I’m too old to enjoy
My wife and I got to the club at about 10pm on a Friday night and stuck around until a little after midnight. The place is right in the city, seemed like a...
Rosewater
review
a year ago
Visiting Beamers (Now Gallery at Beamers) after some time.
Parking is plentiful. And the area is pretty safe so you won’t have to worry about your car getting broken into. I went there close to opening time so it was kinda dead. The...
monteese6
review
6 years ago
An Okay Visit
This visit took place a few weeks ago. See previous reviews for the layout of the club. When I got to the club and paid my $40 (entry + access to the back room) that...
Watchman56
New York
review
6 years ago
expected more
was advertised as go-go-rama - lots of girls - and there was - and they were ok but not amazing. i had a better time here before on a quiet weeknight with one...
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6 years ago
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littletroll
New York
review
6 years ago
Decided to Check back in - not worth it
Decided to drop in after not coming here for a while to see if it could be any more fun than before but expecting to be disappointed and go up the road to Bridgeport...
Kidfla
Westchester, NY
review
6 years ago
Back To Beamers
It has been several years since I last visited Beamers but a good friend was in town and he wanted to partake in a strip club adventure, who was I to argue. The talent...
Tomct
Connecticut
review
7 years ago
When?
When will the owner figure out that the guys managing this place do nothing but make the few customers they have angry. They need to get off there rears and make customers feel welcome,...
VersionX
Pennsylvania
review
7 years ago
A Quick Cheap Experience
Beaners is a beat down stripclub in a somewhat beat down town. Was driving back from NYC on my way to New Haven. Got a little thirsty and decided to swing by at around...
marksingh1982
New York
review
7 years ago
Visit to Beamers
I have been going to Beamers off and on for about 15 years. There is no question that the quality of the club has gone down over the years, but a good time can...
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7 years ago
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Watchman56
New York
review
7 years ago
Beamers in Decline
This place is not what it used to be. As one stripper explained to me, the exodus of some big employers from Stamford has not been kind to the local club scene. ...
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
review
7 years ago
Hidden Gem!
Visited this place on a Thursday evening alone after work. Figured I pop in and see what's new. There were a few dancers on shift, two of them were pretty hot. The rest of...
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7 years ago
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malliedollie1
review
7 years ago
Visited this place with a friend visiting in town and had a blast
Location: 2-3 miles from downtown Stamford, easy free parking, super chill doorman who will shoot the shit with you for a bit while you're waiting on your friend to finish up a lapdance. I...
popjussi
Connecticut
review
7 years ago
2nd best of stamford 3
An ok place with a decent vibe. Were only a few dancers on when I walked in but they were attractive and seeing as it was early afternoon on a weekday I can't fault...
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7 years ago
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rickdugan
Laxgoalie18
Connecticut
review
7 years ago
Mehhhh
So I’m writing this review as I’m actually sitting at the bar or Beamers in Stamford. As you walk in, you’ll see bar on your right occupying the back wall. It’s a nice wooden...
thefever
New York
review
7 years ago
Needs improvement
Walk in 10$ cover on a Saturday night saw two hot girls the rest were average. The stage is small but maybe one dancer will actually strip for you others will just crawl on...
Devonhippy
New York
review
7 years ago
Beamers not beaming so bright
I was in CT for business for a week in mid August. Me and my friend decided to visit a club for a couple of beers and some peek-a-boob :) Paid the entry fees of...
Mr2007lucky
review
7 years ago
Gogo Rama
I had a better experience than the last time I reviewed this place probably because it happened to be Gogo Rama, the Thursday of every month where every dancer has to show up. I've...
Kidfla
Westchester, NY
review
7 years ago
I don't know what to say...
Well believe it or not it was my first time ever going to Beamers! I lived in Stamford and Norwalk for so long and been to many strip clubs around. I went on CINCO...
Hivoltz
New York
review
8 years ago
Bust
Some eastern block hotties in here but the place had such a downer vibe when I was there. It's the fucking weekend people pick it up a bit, we are there to relax and...
surgeon1010
New Jersey
review
8 years ago
Outstanding
We had a great time there with a bunch of buddies. Most of the girls are pretty cute, with not so many tattoos and some really hot ukrainian and russian chicks who travel...
yerg
Texas
review
8 years ago
One Out of Two Ain't Bad
Had a little time, so I decided to see what was happening at Beamer's. I'd been before, and it's usually hit or miss, especially in the afternoon (they open at 3). Usually...
stormy222
Connecticut
review
8 years ago
On Cruise Control
Beamers has settled into what it is for some time now and I find it a reliable experience. I arrived near the start of the NFC playoff and there was a good crowd having...
miamimeat