Vanity Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Went on a monday 2 weeks ago. It was quiet. I had two drinks while I was there, and 5 ladies stopped to chat. It was not a great night. Every one I spoke with was friendly, but unfortunately three of them had too many...

This is a great club to go to with friends. The women look good and the environment is always lively. Plus, there is another club, next door. I had a few dances with Eden. She doesn't have much going on in looks, but her body is...

I don't frequent Vanity very often due to it not getting busy until much later in the evening. I agree with all previous comments on the layout, but what does it really matter? As long as the place is relatively clean and you can find your way to the door...

I'll have to agree that the setup is weird. It's clean but when I walked in a dancer asked if I was lost as there were booths and stages to the side but it was obviously slow. She was really personable, 40s, DDs so we talked for a...

The club is set up very awkwardly. It has a lot of walls chopping up the club. There is a small area right when you walk in that is the bar. Then to the left is a large room with a large circle stage with seats and tables all around...

Went out for a night on my own after a long weekend filled with family. And did I sure as hell pick the wrong night to go.

I got there like 9:30 the Sunday after Thanksgiving. The place was slow, only a handful of other customers. One girl on the stage....

So this was my first visit to Vanity. It was a special event night as Asa Askira was performing for the evening. I expected a big crowd, especially since it was a Saturday night. This was not the case- empty seats were everywhere. Dancer quality was ok. There was...

I stopped in on a Thursday as Ms. Tori Black was back, by popular demand. After paying the $15 cover I stepped through the doors and there she was. Tori was talking to another female, boy did she look good. I got a beer and made my...

The club is still one of the nicer clubs in town. My wife and I went to the club this night. I had a screwdriver with Grey Goose and my wife had wine. As for drink prices the all day price was 6 dollars. I think...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 9pm. Very few people in the club. They were using only the side stage for dances, not the main stage. Most patrons were sitting around the bar, while others were outside. After the place got a few more customers,...

So, I don't get out to Vanity that much. It seems that it ends up being Monday night when I do. I haven't had great luck on Monday nights, as it has been quiet. But, I was in the area a few weeks ago, so I stopped...

Having grown tired of the ever decreasing talent level at the Northern Kentucky clubs I decided to venture up to Columbus in search of some fun. I stopped into Vanity based on the recommendation of a couple of colleagues from our Columbus office. They also told me about a free...

Well, it had been a while since I've been to Vanity, so I put the word out and got a group together to meet up on a Monday for drinks. If it makes a difference to anyone, it was a mixed group, men and women. First we sat at the...

it was around about 9 o'clock on Friday. I want to see what was going on I heard Friday was the best day to take a visit. I Sat at the bar got a beer. Immediately a chunky girl with glasses on desided to come talk to me. I...

Warning: Grammar will die horribly in the next review.

So, I slipped into Vanity's around 12:30, and it's dead. It's Monday, I know. Anyway, after a couple minutes, this tall (or is it the heels?) model looking mixed girl walks up to me and starts to lightly chat. Like, I don't...

I had just left the centerfold disappointed. I came in about 10:30 pm. On one staged a skinny girl was dancing. On the other stage that was kind of an old chick dancing. As I walk to the bar I was greeted by one of the dances she...

I have been to Kahoots and Vanity recently and they are strikingly different. Kahoots is a true pastie club with basically no contact between my hands any any intimate area of a dancer and no slipping on the pasties. Vanity seems a bit different. They are still officially...

Went here on a Monday evening a few weeks ago. There weren't many dancers. The ones that were there were nothing to write home about. Several that were too heavy to be in this profession. Others had better bodies, but butterfaces. There was one cute...

Was in town for work last week and decided to visit here. There is a large rectangular bar area overlooking a patio in the back and most of the dancers seemed to congregate in one of these two spots. Met a cute girl and ended up spending most of the...

I went because Nicole Aniston was a feature. In short, the experience was underwhelming. She barely took her top off. She looked great and had a nice body, but she did the same moves OVER AND OVER again. It worked, though. People threw $$$...

Last Friday I stopped in Vanity to check out porn star Nicole Aniston. The club was crowded. I've been to the club before when they didn't have a feature dancer and it wasn't crowded, so the porn star features must be working as the club was humming. Nicole's show was...

They have a nice size parking lot and they are right next door to scores.I go in and they have a bouncer greet me at the door.I pay the 10.00 fee and show my ID.I have a seat at a table and the waitress immediately ask if I want a...

Went on an early Monday evening between Christmas and New Years. Place was empty. Maybe 6 or 7 dancers. All were maybe 3-5 in quality. All 30s or older, most with a little extra weight. Didn't see any real lookers. Had a drink...

I got a text from the club as a reminder that they were showing the McGregor/Aldo fight, which was perfectly timed since we're were trying to figure out where to go. That solidified our decision. By the way, the texts and VIP memberships are free, just sign up and get...

This is my favorite happy hour spot in Columbus. You can't beat $2 beers and 3$ top shelf liquor ajd no cover until 9pm. The problem is, that is about the time most of the dancers show up. They open at noon on Friday and pickings are slim...