Reviews

Wanted to wander outside of my comfort zone again so I decided to drive down 8 mile and stop at Tycoons. I have read mixed reviews of this club on this site and others…

Typical Monday night. Met Lisa tonight, great body, shaved bald, with the softest set of big bolt-ons I've had. She promised the full monty for 150, I accepted. I was very impressed,…

Dropped in on xmas eve. Sadly players and coliseum were closed. Valetedthe ride for 7 I think and no cover. Once I saw that there were only 3 dancers in the club I opted…

Was in Detroit on personal business and decided to try this club as I was nearby. I arrived mid to late afternoon. I entered and got a booth and settled in to view the talent…

I went to tycoons on a saturday night to see what night shift is like. Usually i go during the day just after opening. Tycoons itself looks decent, and i expect to pay for Valet,…

After reading several other reviews of this club, I decided to check it out. Valet is a mandatory $7, and cover is $10. After sitting at a table, I was told I had to order…

The girls are gross, drinks are watered down.... Lap dances were overrated. I probably woudnt go back if they paid me. Got a lap dance from some black girl- name was tocarra or something,…

First time to tycoons. Valet $7, beer was $7, price to bouncer was $20. Sat down at the bar and ordered a beer from a very good looking bar tender. She was the best looking…

I went there on a Sunday evening a few weeks ago. The place was pretty crowded and there was roughly 15-20 girls working that night. Most of the girls were very good looking compared to…

So I haven't been in the strip club scean for a few years... But I remember always having pretty good luck at tycoons seems like the girls are just easier to please... So me and…

Tycoons is descent. I hate that you have to pay for parking even though you didn't parking the lot. However, friendly people. The bouncers aren't mean to you. They want you…

7 bucks to park isnt too bad knowing the area. The door guys seemed friendly. The 20 buck cover wasnt bad they gave us a table right by the stage. The girls work hard to…

Fun club, pleasant hostess, ethnic east Detroit mix, and a few 7-9's. Amazing. Ordered $13 rib eye steak special, lichen out, so P'house kindly substituted. Happy hour 1/2 price call drinks. Reasonable value. Great servers,…

Most of what you read here is true: $7 valet parking, attendant in the restroom looking for a tip just to hand out paper towels, pushy shot girls and waitresses… The mileage in the…

This used to be my favorite strip club because you could always get high mileage dances from decent looking girls at a price that was lower than anywhere else I know of. But it seems…

Dancers are fat, saggy boobs, stretch marks! Waitresses are slow & lazy. You have to set your table on fire to get their attention! Valet is is up to $7 now! Cover charge is $20,…

Went here after reading so much about their extras and high mileage. Club itself wasn't anything special, valet parking required even if you don't use their valet. Got a mixed drink that cost me $15,…

After a long absence I stopped in on Tuesday night, Feb. 7, 2012 about 9pm. No dancer over a 5 and most were plain, flat chested and lacking in talent. I noted the…

I went to this club early this afternoon for the first time in a long time. The first thing I should mention is that if you go in the afternoon (and you should), things…

Stopped by for the first time just to see how the club worked. There was no cover during the day, but I was charged a $6 valet fee even though I parked in the…

I have gone into Tycoons many times over the past year or so. Mostly in the late afternoon, sometimes in the evening. Place is nice looking, not too run down, the bathroom is…

I went to this club on a Sunday night because I happened to be on thelse east side of town and remembered this place being alright back in the nineties. I guess they are nowhere…

I keep telling myself never to come back here, but the convenience factor and a few good daytime shift reviews had me stopping by. This really is 2 different clubs. The daytime is…

I stopped by on a Tuesday night a couple of weeks ago. Not many patrons and maybe a dozen dancers. All types represented. Not much silicone in there which I appreciate very much. Spent most…

Left Grand Rapids in search of the Twins that supposedly work at Tycoon's. Unfortunately, they weren't there. I walked in to an empty club. One girl on stage......nothing special. Years ago, in the…