I stop by once every 6-8...

I stop by once every 6-8 months just to see if anything has changed. I didn't think it was possible to get any worse, but I was wrong.

The club itself is nice. Small, but well kept and updated. Arrived mid afternoon. I think there were more than 4 dancers there, just some never came out of the back. 7 other customers. Mandatory valet. No cover which is normal for the afternoon at most places, but the bouncer asked for $20 for a booth. I normally pay this no problem, but there were only 2 dancers in the room, so after giving the guy shit, I sat at a free table. Constant drink pressure and 2 shot girls for 7 customers with nobody dancing? Seriously.

Talent as usual was terrible. 2 ugly younger thick white girls, 1 average black girl, and 1 nasty chick that had to be 50. Of course she sits down even after I say no thanks. At this point after buying 2 beers and paying for valet, I'm ready to leave and call it a very small loss. I don't mind spending money for a good time, but I'm already mad and all I've spent was $25 and 20 minutes of time. So I'm about to get up and out from the back comes a solid 5, which in this place looks like a 10. She sits down, and we talk for a few. She's high as hell, which isn't that unusual, but she could barely speak. She then asks for dances, and I was somewhat tempted, but then comes the ridiculous quote of $20 for the bouncer, $25 a song, then the most ridiculous price of all. On top of songs and bouncer (I had heard the $20 VIP tax was gone, apparently not) she then asks for 5 bills for a half hour and I can do whatever I want. I laughed so loud the other patrons looked over. I politely, while laughing, said no thanks, got up while she was still sitting, and just left.