Utopia Cabaret Reviews

Traveling thru the area, made a first time pit stop at the Cabaret around 7:30 PM on a Friday. You enter thru front door, pay a cover, $10 at the time I was there to the guy right by the front door. Large bar...

I came in early on a Saturday. Paid a 10$ cover which wasn’t bad. Club was pretty quiet maybe 4-5 dancers. Plenty of open seats, but I didn’t mind. I was greeted immigrated by the bartender who was very friendly. I also was approached by Snow a slim and sexy...

I'm writing this review about 3 weeks after my visit. I wasn't going to review at all because there isn't much to report. I put that I visited on a Tuesday, but it may have been a Wednesday.

I wasn't going to visit this place at all, I'd heard of...

Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a loop around again. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, guy at the desk on the...

I came to this club to visit and support a friend of mine who danced here. It’s in the middle of nowhere, with trailer parks not too far away so I initially thought this was a bad idea. I was pleasantly surprised by how put together the club was, as...

I had yet to find a PA club that impressed me or provided a good time, so my expectations were low. I went to Utopia at about 9:00 pm on a Sunday night about 3 months ago while in PA for only a short time.

Utopia is on Route 422 which...

Okay, so this is my first visit to a PA club and things seem to work a little different here than back in the north Midwest. It was a mixed bag...

To start, the club looks bigger on the outside, but decently kept. It's a grey building with red window covers...

Stopped by here on a Tuesday night not too long ago. Walk into a u shaped bar with 2 small elevated stages. DJ area to the right. Dance rooms in the back. I only ever swing by here once or twice a year but every time...

Just finished driving back from out of state deciding to grab a beer and watch some cute chicks dancing before I started the weekly grind again. I wound up reaching the club around 11PM and saw that there was no cover charge for the day and felt better about my...

I remember passing this place on my way back from the Lehigh Valley one day. On a free night and on a whim I decided to check it out. In short, it gets the job done. Alcohol and attractive women taking their clothes off.

You walk in and you’re immediately...

I had a meeting in the morning, and an event in the evening, so I stopped her to kill a few hours in the afternoon. I arrived around 3:30 pm and only 3 girls were working. I'd say they were probably 6s or 7s. I stayed until about 7:30 pm...

I stopped by this place as a meeting point for a friend of mine. It was about 8:30pm, and there is ample free parking and a tall lit up sign I could see from at least a quarter mile away. I had never been here before as it’s out quite...

Generally not my spot but I stopped by this place twice, recently. First stop was a Sunday night. Plenty of eye candy, at least 3 very attractive young dancers. Took a young dark haired dancer back for 2 dances. Started off pretty cold with a bit...

Went back to this club after having a weird experience last time. The club was actually a bit nicer during the daytime. The girls were a little oblivious about guests and only really came around for the dollar parade. The dollar parade was one of the most bland I've had....

Been here in the past and quality really has been down in the afternoons. Happened to be going by on recent Thursday night and was blown away by how much better the dancers were at night and the overall energy of the place. Did a few dances...

Went to Utopia on a Thursday night looking for some eye candy. The dancers were mostly younger and attractive enough. Energy in the club was OK for such a small place, and the dancers were friendly. Drinks were reasonably priced, and lap dances were $20 a pop....

Years ago I drove up and down Route 422 on a fairly regular basis and noticed many times this worn but not worn out building along the highway with a name that sort of said it might be a strip club. Thanks to this website I recently learned that even...

I went to this club when I was bored one weekend. The club is pretty standard. It is set up around a bar with the dance area in the center. The girls do two sets with topless on the second round. After the sets, they come around for a dance...

Good neighborhood club in the suburbs. Right on 422 West, divided highway. Big, free parking lot, surrounded by woods. No cover for 6:00pm on a Monday, not sure about prime time though. Club is small, with a rectangular bar in the middle with a low stage behind the bartenders. Drinks...

This is still a good place if you're playing it cheap and don't want to spend money on a cover charge before 7:00, and also in case it's a slow night and you feel like leaving after less than an hour. There were about 7 dancers there between 6:30 and...

I visited this club on a weekday evening maybe a month ago; I'd stopped by briefly one time before, most likely a weekday afternoon, but couldn't stay long on that visit.

This club has the vibe of a neighborhood bar, and as is typical in the area, the stage for the...

I went here a couple of months ago on a Friday also and I went back recently and had a really good time. I got dances from Barbie again, she’s definitely worth the money although the lap dances went up to 25. She’s the platinum blonde stripper I mentioned in...

The club is situated directly on route 422, so it's easily accessible for those in the area. A tall sign, about 20 feet high, enables highway drivers to see it just before pulling in to their parking lot. The building is nothing impressive. Kinda run down and old. Nothing about...

I came here on a Wednesday afternoon during a break from work. I don't live near by so I decided to stop in to check it out. The bar is huge and dominates the room. The decor is average for a bar but clean. The bartender...

Name of this place is Utopia Cabernet. This was my first visit here. Basically, it is exactly what I was expecting. Nothing more or less.

When I walked in, there were 3 other patrons at the bar that surrounded the “stage”. Big selling point to this place...