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I did a VIP with a new girl named Serrena, and I think it was on a night shift, but I don’t remember when. She’s really thin, small breasted, but a very, very…

I hadn’t been to Desire in years due to moving away so I took a recent visit to Providence to get reacquainted with one of my old spots. Good news is that structurally not much…

It's been too long, I finally ventured back. Arrived 2PM. Parking lot was 2/3 full. No cover charge. Metal detector out front- I kinda like that. Walked in and saw Liza on stage. Absolute 10…

The club information is largely copied from my prior reviews, last one in November.

As others have stated, it is in an industrial area but safe. There is valet parking, I never use it. There's usually…

Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building. It’s a long hallway with a metal detector. $10 cover. Elevator on…

Having been castigated for reviews that are too short and for reviews that are too long, I decided to adjust this review to seek a balance.
It won’t make the DesertDouche happy but this may be…

(Skip down to visit description if you’ve read the 1285 reviews on here describing the place)

Club Outside: Large parking lot that always seems busy and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet…

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "BLUF" and "THIS VISIT" at the top. Everything below that is boilerplate for those who are new to this club. Please call me out on…

I've been away from posting a review for a while, but decided to come back as the days get shorter,
the temperature gets colder, and the dancers at Desire continue to be enjoyable.

Obligatory disclaimer - I'm…

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This is a quick review of Wednesday's Christmas Party.

I arrived about 3. There was a $10 cover for non-Lust members. For the $10 you got a…

The club information is largely copied from my prior reviews, last one in January, with a couple of edits.

As others have stated, it is in an industrial area but safe. There is valet parking, I…

I showed up at about 4pm and the club was kind of crowded but that didn't last long - ratio was about 3 or 4 customers to 1 dancer. By 5pm it was pretty…