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Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056
Treasures Houston Reviews
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rocky
Illinois
reviewed
8 years ago
literally robbing money without giving what you need
I went in on Monday around 3 pm. It has valet parking $10. Cover was $6. Moderately crowded and the club has lot of seats. One main stage with a pole. Just went inside...
Comments: 1
last:
8 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
miguel56
reviewed
8 years ago
lunch at the ship
First time there since the big agreement with the city. The dancer quality has dropped slightly but only. There are still plenty of fine women here. The price for dances has...
tbradford
reviewed
8 years ago
remorse over treasures decline
Just want to give some history. In the early 2000s; Treasures was one of the best clubs. I keep going there in the unreasonable hope that Treasures might recover. In the good old...
DroidX
Atlanta
reviewed
9 years ago
stuck in houston
I found myself stuck in Houston for the night, so I walked to Treasures since it was the closest club. A couple people had recommended it, so I figured why not? The club looks really...
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
reviewed
9 years ago
where old strippers go to die
Treasures had its heyday. I think that may have been back during the Clinton administration. Sad to say, it's been mostly down hill for Treasures ever since. From time to time you...
shrinkingviolet
Texas
reviewed
9 years ago
a houston landmark
Treasures is large for a Houston club, with an open, roomy main floor, and a back bar with lots of areas for private dances. There is also a smaller second floor area for VIP/bottle...
dingdongdaddy
Texas
reviewed
9 years ago
worth a visit
I was in town for business staying at a nearby hotel so I decided to walk over and check it out. It was early in the evening and a weeknight and not many customers...
osogrande
Maryland
reviewed
9 years ago
a landmark in decline
As a business traveler with occasional trips to Houston,I have fond memories of the Treasures of 10-15 years ago (whether the pre- or post-Enron days). Treasures was a top destination for hot women...
Comments: 1
last:
9 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
BPP03
New Jersey
reviewed
9 years ago
classy, fun, entertaining - but nothing extraordinary
This place has a "vegas" vibe, and by that I mean that they try to make it seem like a destination rather than just some local hangout. That starts right from the start with...
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
reviewed
9 years ago
letting my fingers do the walking
Went back to Treasures for first time in about a year. Overall, not much has changed. I really don't recommend it as its all hustle and the girls are mostly not that appealing. That...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
9 years ago
i went to treasures in the evening on a tuesday so it wasn't very busy
I went to Treasures in the evening on a Tuesday so it wasn't very busy. There were a lot of dancers though just sitting down waiting for people to show up. When I sat...
corti
Florida
reviewed
9 years ago
here we go again.
So i've been dissapointed in the past here, but since i've taken a hiatus, i decided to venture into this club again. To remind myself of how dumb i am, or to remind...
vmaxhp
Denver
reviewed
9 years ago
not the best but not bad
First, I don't like the mandatory valet. Well, to be fare, they do allow self park for a fee similar to the valet cost. Going inside, the club looks somewhat upscale. ...
Amshah281
Texas
reviewed
9 years ago
let's try this again
While this place has dropped significantly from its glory days, I still manage to find myself coming back. This particular visit was not too different from recent visits, but things finally seem to be...
steve44
Texas
reviewed
9 years ago
not good
Went on a weekday afternoon and there wasn't a good selection of girls. I can see why. They have ghetto DJs and employees that no one wants to work with. Customers don't like the...
Comments: 1
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9 years ago
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fyl
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
9 years ago
pretty girls, nice club, but a little too hustly
This is a delayed review. I was here back in May 2015. This is also my first strip club, so take that for what it's worth. The first thing I should mention is that...
Comments: 1
last:
9 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
Crazymarriage
reviewed
9 years ago
treasures was a good time
This club is nice, when you walk in you know youre not worried if youve wasted your money. The club was a little dark at first but your eyes will adjust. They had...
houstonkris
reviewed
9 years ago
trip to treasures with my girlfriend
After asking my girlfriend a dozen times to go to a strip club with me, she finally agrees! We were eating at a restaurant across the street and I decided to go to the...
rustle
Texas
reviewed
9 years ago
still the go-to club in houston
Went on a Friday night and it was very busy. Girls are spending their time between the outdoor smoking patio and the rear bar area generally, and this time it seemed there was less...
peter_goziner
reviewed
9 years ago
seems to be improving
It has been a few years since I visited, due to the past problems, and various reviews that indicated the club had declined, but I am happy to say that I had a really...
msdeelove
reviewed
9 years ago
upper scale strip club
I went with a male friend on a Saturday night the parking lot was packed. There were a number of classy cars in the parking lot. My first thought...
Comments: 1
last:
9 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
Jimboy267
Texas
reviewed
9 years ago
this place has had a steady decline over the last several years
This place has had a steady decline over the last several years. It used to be the best in Houston. Beautiful girls. Lots of fun. Always a good time. Recently, while there are...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
9 years ago
beware of lap dancers
Be very careful about letting them dance at your chair or on your lap. I went there around midnight with my wife and one of the girls came up and started giving me...
Comments: 1
last:
9 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
BigJason2008
Florida
reviewed
10 years ago
i went to treasures for a...
I went to Treasures for a weekday lunch. Not much has changed since the last time I was there, about 6 months ago. For those haven't not been there before, it's a...
Comments: 1
last:
9 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
Pinkflamingo
reviewed
10 years ago
this is one of the most...
This is one of the most well-known clubs in Houston, but I don't get the appeal. It has a strange layout, with the main stage in a small neon-lit room, then you have to...
Comments: 2
last:
9 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
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