Reviews

The women are ok at best but it's a fun place, good lap dances that is the only good thing about the place. The place looks like a pit hole. But everyone is nice. The dj…

Came in during Grand Prix Weekend. Coming from America, Canadian strip clubs are great. You pay a small “cover” (you pay the doorman to take you to an open seat) and aren’t expected to tip…

Happy hours 2-1 are great. Very cheap beers and only a traditional $2.00 tip to the bouncer for admission Hit or miss on dancers. Very laid back environment but…

Went on a Thursday night, which happened to be during spring break, so it was a little slow. Nevertheless, the atmosphere was cozy, and the girls were nice, but not too pushy. Got a few…

A leftover from a more sleazy era of Montreal nightlife. A little weird, a little skanky and yet very intriguing. Dances and drinks are cheap but, so are the women. Don't expect to be hustled…

Was in town during Jazz Fest and decided to check this place out as it was near the hotel. About 5 of us went and what a let down. Inexplicably, the place was packed but…

Cafe Cleopatra gets a thumbs down from me. Was in town with a bunch of friends for Jazz Fest and decided to stop in after midnight. We walked in and the place was very crowded,…

I know there are fans, but I couldn't get into the Cleopatra vibe. I was there at what should have been a peak time, late on a Friday evening, and it was so depressing!…

Was in town a couple months ago with some friends and thought we’d check this place out. No cover but you tip the bouncer on the way in. Perhaps it was an off night, but…

Beautiful women, lap dances were amazing as most dancers allow a fair bit of touching. One dancer in particular was amazing. I had a great lap dance and was allowed to help her shed her…

This place keeps going down. It is a typical Montreal downtown blub but quite rundown. It used to be a better place before. The setup is likely not updated for last 10 years. It is…

It's been a while since I've been to strip clubs in Canada, given the year+ travel ban against Americans, but I decided to have a good ole trip. The strippers available at Cleo's have always been…