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Spearmint Rhino
2154 Zip Code Pl West Palm Beach, FL 33409

Reviews

Where Unicorns Go To Retire?
Sunday Evening: 6PM Arrival Cover: Waived ID Scan: Yes Never been to a Spearmint Rhino club before, but I’ve always heard the brand spoken of highly. The one in Vegas, especially, is spoken of like it’s a magical land full of unicorns. Well, the one in West Palm must be where unicorns go to retire…because it was definitely…underwhelming, to say the least. PLACE: Interior had comfortable seating in chairs around the stage, but decor felt dated and had a slight mildewy funk going on, further adding to the overall feeling of being in some sort of stripper retirement community. The private dance area made me think of voting booths at a local middle school. Small-ish, uncomfortable, and complete with a really nosy and awkward attendant who had a serious hall monitor vibe. Happy Hour half price drink specials from 3PM-8PM every day. The gimmick for Tuesdays is the bartenders are topless. Sunday & Thursday bottle specials for $150. PRICE: Lap Dances: $25 VIP Quotes: $300/15 MIN, $500/30 MIN PEOPLE: About 15 dancers at 6PM on a Sunday. I’d checked the online visual roll call on the website before I arrived, but only saw a couple girls from there, so not sure how accurate it normally is. One girl that really stood out on the roll call was a medium brown-skinned black girl with a perfect ass, posed face down ass up invitingly on a couch, in sexy red lace lingerie. Yeah, of course she wasn’t actually there lol! Mostly Latinas and white girls that were either skinny goth or super enhanced Barbies past their prime. I actually like older MILFY types, so this wasn’t necessarily an issue (although not what I was expecting from the SR brand), but none of these women were particularly friendly except for one of the older Latinas who was very warm and playful. The playful older mamacita talked me in to some dances. $25 each, but I gave her $100 total for 3. Nice, sensual grind, with a soft kiss on the lips at the end (not a makeout or anything like that, just a peck, but it was unexpected and enjoyable). Would have been a lot better if the attendant wasn’t constantly walking around. She also offered VIP at $300 for 15 minutes or $500 for 30 minutes, but I said no thanks and asked if she would be interested in joining me for some drinks and a bite to eat. We shared a half price bottle of Crown Apple for $150. We flirted and laughed over drinks and got some pretty damn good cheeseburgers too. I tipped her for hanging out. Between the dances, food and drinks, and tip, total for the visit ended up being about $500. Obviously not a high mileage slam dunk, but the socializing was nice for a change of pace.
9 mos ago
Worth a visit, with caveats
Visited Spearmint Rhino (West Palm) last night. Went in at 8pm. Fairly empty. Under 10 ladies, about 3 customers. Parking: There is enough parking outside. No valet requirement. Cover charge: Was waived. Maybe because few customers. Interiors: Really nice. Lots of comfortable seating. There were also enclosed VIP sections. Three stages. One main stage, 2 smaller. I was there until 10pm, no one danced on any stage. Bars: I saw 2 bars. Only 1 was used that night. One bartender, friendly enough. Saw a sign saying Tuesday is "topless bartender" night, no idea if true. Was 1 waitress, she came in maybe 9pm. Whole things managed very well by a no nonsense female manager (seemed to know what she doing) Dancers: Mix of white (3), hispanic (2-3) and black (1). Friendly enough. VIP area: 25/ song. A separate room. Comfortable seating, about 5 feet wide. My experience: I met one very friendly dancer. Great fun. No idea what the others were like. Ended up conversing for 2 hours. In between, did 2 sets of 4 dances. By my standards, dances were good (but I am used to minimal contact at clubs, so this was good... others may disagree). Open question.. what would my night have been like if this one dancer was not there? No idea, but probably I would be disappointed. So while I had a great time, very dependent on this one dancer. Should you go here? Yes, but I caution that maybe let things pick up and go when more dancers are in. Probably a step below Rachels, and with far fewer ladies, but the cost is reasonable and the ambience (seating etc) is better.
1 yr ago
Improved over previous visits, but still not great
Quick Summary: This review is only based on a few visits, on a slow & rainy summer days, so my observations may not reflect typical experiences during busier seasons or shifts. That said, there isn't much of a day shift. The place is slow with only a few girls and a few customers. One day the floor manager was pulling double duty as the bartender/waiter. Don't trust the online roll call, it's inaccurate as fuck. I still managed to have a good time, but like all the Palm Beach clubs, its nowhere near as fun as Pompano. Basic costs: Parking: Free during the day, after 8 or so it's $10 to park in the conned in section and $20 for the spots right next to the door, but there is a large shared lot with free spots available. Valet optional at night. Cover: Free till pm, then $10 Sun-Thur, $20 Fri-Sat I think. Security: Wanding/Pat down sometimes, ID Checks for anyone close to 21 but no ID scanning. Dances: $25, they have $10 dances with a $10 bracelet purchase on Tuesdays till 8 or so. Private Rooms: I know they have them, but I didn't discuss them with the girls. Drinks: Beers $4 happy hour, $8 after. I didn't buy any cocktails. The place and service: It's easy to find, parking lot is large and seemingly safe enough. The building is upscale and well kept, but not overly opulent. Inside I find to be very dark, not as bad as it was years ago but still much darker than other clubs I visit. I stopped coming here regularly years ago, in part because they had a consistent problem with servers and waitstaff being shitty in every way imaginable. On recent visits, there was only a bartender and a couple floor guys, no waitresses. The bartender was good, friendly and efficient. She did double duty as a waitress without issue, as there were only about 3-5 customers there. There weren't many girls, so the stage was empty more often than not while I was there. The bar seats are somewhat limited, there are some tables, and a number of larger tables that look to be used for bottle service or private sections. The girls: On this day, there was about 6 girls. Two were early twenties, slim, natural, and pretty for my tastes. One was a little older, but the same body type. The other two were a little larger but certainly not fat or anything. The online roll call showed 3 girls. One of which was recognizable, one might have been the same girl but couldn't be sure, and the 3rd one on the site wasn't there. There were 4 other girls there who weren't on the site at all. Two of them were the ones I found attractive. One girl was black, one Cuban, two white, and the other 2 probably white but I didn't speak with them and can't be sure from just looking. They were all mid twenties except for one who was probably late thirties but I didn't get a good look at her as she was with a regular my entire visit. The black girl was on stage when I arrived, she was the only one to get nude on stage while I was there. She got off stage and left, never to be seen again. after about 20 minutes of empty stage, one of the slim & pretty girls got up there. She barely moved her top to the side, but she was hot so I tried to tip her. She completely ignored me, I left my $10 on the stage and walked back to my seat. She ignored the tip when she got down, the floor guy picked it up and tried to hand it to her and she waived him off. I don't know if I offended her somehow or it was just the end of her shift and she was done talking to people, but she sat in a corner for a while and then eventually left too. Two other girls approached, the first was friendly but I didn't find her attractive so I didn't engage. The other was the 2nd cutie, who was Cuban with limited English. I took her back for some dances. They were good, but nothing spectacular. They were done in a reasonably private communal area with a long bench and dividers between seats. No hint of anything extra, but I was pretty reserved too. I'd go back to see her for more $10 dances, but not at $25. The atmosphere and vibe: I find the vibe to be pretty chill, maybe even a bit boring. There were only about 10-15 people in the building, staff and all. But aside from one desperate and annoying stripper constantly trying to get me to tip her to go away, they were all friendly. The place is pretty well kept. As I mentioned earlier, the lighting kinda sucks. Its very dark, but at the same time they've got lots of moving lights that are typical for SC's, but the execution just seems off. I find they shine in my eyes often as I'm sitting, and draw attention to random corners of the club rather than to the stage. The DJ played songs of wildly varying length. I got curious and timed a few, and they ranged from under 1:30 to over 3:15. Had the dances not been $10, I'd have been annoyed with the short songs. I didn't stay much after they stopped doing the $10 dances so I'm not sure if they're just cut short for that. Summary and comparison: Overall this visit left me with more hope for this place than I've had in a while, the dancer quality was good despite the low number of dancers, the service was good, prices were good. My biggest complaint I'd have is that it wasn't a little busier, which really isn't much of a complaint. The other thing I want to call out again is that the online roll call is absolutely not representative of the girls working that day. Compared to nearby Cheetah, it's much slower and overall not as good. They've got more girls, more customers, more energy. But, all I really need is one sexy and fun stripper to have a good time, and I found one at Rhino and saw a few other potentials in the building. Compared to Monroes, Rhino seems to have a little less of the uptight, forced attempt at a high end feel. For me, that's a good thing since I find that shit pretentious. The girls were comparable in quality and quantity, prices were a little better at Rhino. Compared to Scores, it's pretty similar on Tuesdays with the $10 dance special, but outside of that couple hours a week Scores tends to edge them out slightly in every regard. Of course, none of the Palm Beach clubs compare favorably to Pompano unless you're averse to extras. In Palm Beach they are much less out in the open, but not much less available, albeit at somewhat higher prices. I'll stop in again if I find myself nearby on a Tuesday again, or maybe for an evening recon. Otherwise, I'll probably just stick to the Pompano clubs, even though they're about twice as far away for me.
1 yr ago
Variety is the spice of life
Getting There: SR is easy to find. Sort of close to 95, next to Military Trail, and has 2, maybe 3 driving entrances into the lot. In the future I will use the ML entrance, to avoid some of the flooding and seeing that Gun store that scares the f out of me. Had to keep my head on a swivel with a couple of the FL drivers too, they're not getting any better but that's a topic for another forum. Entrance: I may have gotten a bit lucky here, entered just before drink prices went back up, and before any cover or parking fee was assessed. Blondie at the front was a bit annoying with demanding a tip, though. Very odd. And no rapture provided for it. Also thankfully was recognized by the staff so no ID check (and I'm old). This was for a recent Tuesday so I got a $10 bracelet too. Got a beer. The Club: I counted 8 dancers but don't hold me to it. Thankfully, one of them recognized me from before, and I got multiple $10 dances from her, a latina, nothing close to extras but good dances. Unfortunately, there were others in the LD room, so perhaps contact was not as great as before, but still a fair deal for $10. Saw a young blonde with perky tits who spoke English well and got a dance from her. Expected better tbh, but loved our conversation. Saw 2-3 new to me latinas and got a dances from them too, but not enough for a multiple from anyone else. There also had to been 1 or 2 dancers that I didn't see that were with their regulars or were just too hot. There were 2 dancers who weren't attractive enough to me to consider dancers, one for too many tats and too emaciated, and another for a butterface. The bartender and "floor men" were nice. I love the high ceilings and the art. Got home and vigorously fap'ed to memories of the first dancer and finished with perfect timing just a couple minutes before my Ubereats order showed up so I could replenish my vitamins. I kind wish they move to a new location, with a better quality parking lot, and also improved the door staff. Also maybe add a 2nd day for the $10's and/or eliminate the wristband. Pro tip: If you stay long enough, the bartender goes topless.
2 yrs ago
$10 dances are back at SP
In case people arent aware, they have brought back $10 dances on Tuesday. From opening (3PM) to 9PM I believe. I was there on multiple occasions and this is a review from multiple visits. I didn;t really stay past 6 or so ,so there may be more and better talent later. There's only around 4-5 dancers from 3-6 and it shows. Maybe the dancers dont want to do $10 dances, but i dont; think it'sthat as I've been there on other days and before the $10 and it was even more dead. There's only one dancer where it's worth it to get dances from, unfortunately, and after a single one, you'll know who it is. There's an eastern european dancer named Paris, but she's on her phone all the time. Even when eye conatct is made, repeatedly, she ignores you. Maybe waiting for a whale, I am not sure. I doubt her dances are good, but I can't be sure, because she;s aloof. SHe's by far the hottest one there. There's a black European girl (Netherlands) there who sometimes is not there on Tuesday's though but sometimes is. Can't remember her name but she has DD's and a cute accent and I think was in NY before here. She's a masseuse but didn;t share contact info for that. She is a talker and promises more than she delivers, but dances aren't awful i.e. worrth it for $10, not $25 There are two goth girls, that may be in a relationship with each other. VEry thin, white, pale, one a 2 and the other a 4. Not attracted to them. There's a light skinned cuban named after a gem. She's not a gem though. She's a 503 I would say. She has butt implants that look and feel absolutely awful. No sensuality, awful dance. Not worth $5. There's another dancer I got 2 dances from, and they were meh but not awful. Tradionally looking hispanic girl but for sme reason I can't recall. Sorry And there's one woman who's worth it for dances, at least at $10. Older, dark skinned hispanic woman, tits on the smaller side, there's an "M" in the middle of her name. She's not overly aggressive but after a dance you'll want multiples. Not sure if FS is offered but was offered 100/250 IIRC for less service. The space is fantastic. I have no idea whatt he rent is but I have no idea how they afford it. Happy Hour I belive is until 7 and there's free food with a drink purchase. No parking fee either. If they had more dancers or had this deal on non-Tuesdays I could go bankrupt. Oh and you DO need a $10 bracelet to get $10 dances. But they kind of pay for themselves after 2 dances. Girl at the front is really nice and beautiful and I wish she danced. SHe's a total 919 Bartendress is also nice, white, 717, somewhat flirty, and also functions as waitress since place is empty. TV guy/dj is also nice for his role, Bathroom clean and no troll.(maybe different in evenings) As Ive said before, if the non-dancers are getting most of the compliments from me, it may not be a great sign about the club re: the dancers themselves.
3 yrs ago
Has anybody figured what the fuck a Spearmint Rhino is anyway?
West Palm Beach, FL. Tuesday night after midnight. Just came from Cheetah's not far away. Plenty of parking. Pat down. Walk in. Cover is $10 free military. Walk in, bar on left, center circle stage. And lapdance area off to the back. Nice club, as typical of spearmint rhinos. Lap dances are $25 in a cubicle row room. It doesn't sound like there is fun to be had according to dancers. There were a few customers, some at the stage tipping hard but other than that this place felt kinda slow to the other stops I made on this night. Dancers. About 10 I would say. Latina mostly with some white. Some 20's some 30's. One stunner in there, a few decent and some just ok. Not bad, I don't think many hideous. Although there was one massage girl who looked to be in her 60's about who was annoying. The one stunner, blonde cuban girl and another girl all went off to VIP with some guy and I didn't see them the rest of the night. I would've probably took her for dances. I was looking at one brunette girl who looked nice but I saw she was a smoker. I don't have anything against smoking but the girls I've slept with who smoke it does something to their bodies, it takes away silky smooth clean feeling that's hard to describe so I just passed entirely. I wouldn't write this place off, I did see some talent here but I don't know it did not have the energy of a place like Cheetah or Monroe's at all. Everyone is kinda just staring and looking miserable here and with it sounding like mileage kinda sucks here I'm not sure I'd do this one again. This ended the West Palm Beach journey. Anytime one talks about South Florida, it's always Pompano beach, Pompano beach, Pompano beach. I was always curious and thought what about all those West Palm Beach clubs, nobody ever brings those up as options. Well now I kinda see why. Not horrible but I would probably head south next time for some better values.
3 yrs ago
Disappointed, but REDEMNED
March 24, 2022 Arrived around 915P on a Wednesday. We just missed the Happy Hour specials from 3-8P. The parking lot is good size, but shares spaces with an arcade or something. Careful to not to park too close as they may try and charge for parking. Area seems pretty safe, well lit. The cover to get in was $10. The entrance is enclosed so you can't really see into the dance area. Walked in and immediately saw the place was dead. 3 girls (2 sitting alone, 1 was in the back giving a dance). The set up has the bar towards the front, mainstage in the middle and a small stage in the back in front of a second bar. 2nd bar wasn't open. We sat and were approached by a waitress and order a couple beers. Our waitress was pretty good looking and had a nice accent, would have been nice if she was dancing. My friend was approached by one bigger girl. Neither of us was in to her, but decided to get some information and offer her a drink. She let us know that 1 song lap dances were $25, 3 songs for $100, this was in a different private area with more access and $300 for 10 minutes in VIP. The club was SO dead was able to time the song length, which was anywhere from 2:30-3 minutes. The environment to watch sport is subpar and you could probably get better action at Twin Peaks Sports bar. The drinks, we had 4, came to $28 ($7 beers). Rhinos use to be a really good time to drop in on. This last time saw a decrease in girls, clients and atmosphere. I would go back to hope they recovered, but I'd probably stop in somewhere else first. May 25, 2022 (update) Re-visited again after Happy Hour AGAIN. It was a $10/ea cover instead of $20 like the previous visit. This time we were approached by two (2) AA girls...SUPER HOT! Dance prices didn't change. We had 11 drinks (2 DBL Martelli, 3 Jameson, 3 Tequila, 3 Hennessy) and with tip it came to $220. This time there were 8 girls when we arrived, but by 10-11P it was at least 20 (mostly Cuban/Latin). We sat and had a GREAT time with Yella and JadaRose. We will come back based on latest visit