Club Fantasy Reviews

I headed out to Fantasy this weekend. The dancers were very entertaining. I was expecting it to be only topless shows but thankfully they were all nude. The VIP rooms are worth the 20 bucks. The girls were friendly and most seemed to have natural titties. Overall I had a...

I got into McAllen a little early on Monday so I decided to check out Club Fantasy because I just love Texas nude BYOB clubs and didn’t want to drive the 32 miles to Jaguar’s after flying all day. This club has possibilities. However, Monday evening isn’t one of them....

When I visited this club I didn't know what to expect. It has bad lighting and the bouncers were kinda weird. The dancers were very interesting. One gave me an interesting lap dance to say the least. It smells too much like a giant cigarette too. They also keep hasling...

I tried this club again when I was in the Valley. I went on a Friday night about 9:30 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. The girls are all hispanic and some do not speak english. The DJ speaks alot of spanish and they played tejano...

Went to this club again this year. Not much has changed. It is still slow in the afternoons. Maybe 3 dancers. Only about the same number of customers. The dancers typically do a couple of dances on stage, one nude. Very dark inside. You can bring your own booze. The...

I tried this club again when I was in the Valley. I went on a Thursday night about 9:30 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. There was not a single dancer there from my last visit. The girls are all hispanic and some do not speak...

I tried this club again when I was in the Valley I went on a Thursday night about 9:30 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. There was not a single dancer there from my last visit. The girls are all hispanic and some do not speak...

I went on a Thursday night 9:00 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. It was slow going at first. I was there for about twenty minutes before the first dancer got on stage but it was continuous after that and they opened a second stage about...

Went to the club during the day. Not much to look at on the outside. Inside was OK, but dark. The first visit there was no cover charge, the second there was an $8 cover. I kept running into the black chairs because I could not see them. First time...

I went to the club several times when I was working in the area.I stopped in on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday night. I got there about 9:00 PM each night. There was a $11.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. There was one stage going when I got there and they...

Went here for a buddy's birthday last month. It was a Thursday night and it was packed. We went at around 5:30pm and there were a handful of guys inside the club. It was so dark that I could not tell how many girls there were because they were...

Girls are awesome and the DJ really rocks the girls r hot especially Innocense, and i can't even remember the others there were so many will go back and have gone back . This club really rocks the girls cater to you, there not stuck up like some clubs in...

Went to Club Fantasy over Christmas while on vacation. I was totally surprised to find a nude club down there and even more surprised to find the girls so friendly. Dollar dances were $5 but the dance was totally nude. The VIP area was great it was...

Visited this club again this past week while in the area on business. Again it did not dissappoint me. It was a Thursday evening late, good croud, great dancers (6-10). The club is off Hwy 107 in Mission, not much to look at but typical of a...

This club has cured me for all other clubs. I had the ultimate buck naked strip club experience here the last time I visited (mid-May '05). I can't give all the details, as that might incriminate me, but I strongly urge you to put a stop here on...

Visited this club while working in McAllen Texas. The club was a little hard to find and about a 20 minute drive from McAllen. This is a BYOB but Nude club, so bring your beer or stop by the drive-in conveniece store next door to pick it up....