This club has cured me for...

This club has cured me for all other clubs. I had the ultimate buck naked strip club experience here the last time I visited (mid-May '05). I can't give all the details, as that might incriminate me, but I strongly urge you to put a stop here on your must do list the next time you visit The Valley. The only down side to CF is that it's a dump to look at. But let's face it, you're practiallly in the Third World here, so what do you expect? Who goes to strip clubs for nice lighting and beautiful furniture anyway? I go for the NAKED HOT CHICKS! And the chicks are definitely naked and they're also as hot as the local weather. Actually, I have been there twice, and both times the dancers were all extrordinarily fine, in that exotic latin way I am so fond of. There was not a loser in the bunch, and no fat ones at all. I do not exaggerate when I tell you that the average is easily 8, and the last time I was there I met two gals who were obviously running together...and I swear they were both 10s. Their story was that they were from Monterrey (MX) and they were new to the US. They both gave me the most unbelieveable private dances. Absolutely no inhibitions. You can be sure that I left with a smile on my face, and I've often thought about both of these ladies many times since. It was an amazing time...I spent $290 over a four hour period and the good times never stopped. I used to check out any strip joint where the dancers would get naked, but not so much now. None of the others measure up to this little place. I will guarantee you that I'll make another visit to the Club Fantasy the next time I find myself visiting deep in South Texas. Please just go see for yourself. Take a few hundred bucks and have a great time. I did!