Tan Fannies Reviews

I went on a whirwind tour of the PC strip clubs (such as they are) a while years ago and this place sticks out in my memory. Maybe things have changed since then, but this place was notable for its ample parking and chilly beer. There was 1...

So I stop by here every once in a blue moon to have a quick drink. This time there were two dancers one with an ok body but had the worst set of teeth I have ever seen. And the other one was 6 5 wild and not so...

This place is located in one of the nicer places in town. This strip club seems a little out of place. I have been here about 4 times in the past year, its usually a quick beer and out. 2 out of the 4 times i have been here there...

I just gave $2 to the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life up that close. I mean, there should be a law against women that ugly working in this business. There were a couple of other ones that weren't that ugly, but they weren't very...

I just had to see for myself if the reviews of this place were accurate.
Ha...right on the money. OMG! As I drove up, it is in a very nice area by the water and seafood restaurants.
Their is a Help Wanted sign posted. Red Flag! So I go in and it...

First off let me say, the lady who now runs the place has ran it into the ground, in the worst way imagined, her husband use to run it before he passed away and back then it was a very nice place, very clean, and up to date. you wouldnt...

Went to this club on a Friday Night when i was in town on business. It was surprisingly crowded, which i am not used to seeing because i usually visit earlier in the week. I also finds the waitresses are not too pushy. You have some other choices in the...

This club is in a developing part of downtown and is really out of place. The clientele is rough and the girls rougher. You will see better bodies on the beach. If you like tattoos this is heaven. Girls give uninspired dances and re slow to strip. However...

I've seen a lot of places and this really is amongst the worst of them. The building is sad and is not suited to host anyone really interested in having a good time. The only dancer I saw in there when I checked in made me want to...

mediocre to say the least. underwhelmed. waste of time and money. I wanted to check out a new place, see if the grass was greener. No one really floated my boat and the general vibe was one of boredom. Maybe an off nite, but it'll be a long time till...

I stopped by after midnight on Thursday. only two dancers were working. The younger girl was a 6/7 but wasn't interested in being there. The older girl was a 4/5 and had a good attitude. The beer was cheaper than the Nugget.
Not a very good scene.

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A friend dragged me in here for one last visit before he moved out of town. At 10pm there was one old overweight dancer. For $7 I got a skunked Bud Lite and a tiny (maybe 6oz) bottle of water. That's two visits in a row that I got...

Panama City...famous for Girls Gone Wild. This place is more like Girls Gone Ugly. Man, those women were rough. The only thing rougher were their boyfriends in the place. Scary....

I took a friend here to show him how bad clubs can get. It was about sundown on Friday evening and there were two dangers. Both were old, ugly and overweight. We made our exit when the dancing started. If I was rating a redneck neighborhood bar this place might...

This club is a dump. I went in anyway because the bartender was nice and the girl was ok. the only reason why i am giving it a 2 was that some drunk mexican shit in the trash can in the bathroom. It stunk up the whole bar. The bartender...

Funny how the last two reviews are from a fishing guy and a biker and they liked it here. The best thing going for this place is the name -- pretty funny for a strip club at the beach. It is near the downtown in a rough biker...

Ive been in worse places. The girls were average, but some were ok Met one nice one who sat with us and did show us a decent time even let the fingers roam a litlle bit. I would not go too far out of my ay to see the place,...

Its in a funky area but we had some fun there. You cannot imagine a more unique place. Skanky gilrs but they do offer a fun time. Private dances are in a garden chair and we almost broke it. If you are in the area stop in and see what...

I came through the door, and there was a sign claiming some fairly high cover charge. Kind of scuzzy looking. The place was occupied by four guys sitting at the bar, with a single dancer (I guess) sitting with them. I'd rate her maybe a 2, tops...she was...

I walked into this club and almost immediately walked right back out. I should have known after looking at the neighborhood that this was not my kind of club. The club is run down and the two girls that I saw were pretty run down also. The...

Bare concrete floor, plastic patio chairs and a wood burning stove in the private dance area. The one dancer looked rough. The bartender was nice enough to pour my beer into a plastic cup to take with me when we left. I've been in very few clubs...

I wouldn't suggest wasting your time here. Stopped by on a Friday night, and was the only patron. Only 1 girl working, and she wasn't much to talk about. The beer I got was skunked...you get the point. Spend your time and money somewhere else....

Located in "historic" St. Andrews is a euphanism for BAD neighborhood! No cover, or at least I never paid one. They don't do much business, so I guess they're just happy when someone does come in-especially someone who doesn't smell like fish (club is a block from docks)....