Desperado's Cabaret Reviews

went the other day and the quality was bad. its up and down here. right now it is down. not terrible fat chicks and nothing but black girls like it once was, but just not fine young girls like Stormy.

got a dance from Jessica who spent most of the...

I went by the club this past Thursday, it's been a while since I've visited. The parking lot has been reworked, aside from that the club is the same. I was expecting some interior renovation, but that was not the case.
3 out of the 4 dancers were girls...

The parking lot is new and looks 100% better than before. The inside is older looking but the pool tables are also fixed and WAY better to play on. The girls have improved dramatically and the bartenders are fun and friendly. The prices are a bit steep but you get...

This place is very deceiving based on outward appearances! From the outside it appears to be a classier place, however, once you pass the door man its all downhill! Lets start with the waitresses--they wear polo shirts with club logos, ratty looking shorts/jeans, and tennis shoes or flip flops....

Wow !! I haven't been to this location in a few years. I remember having a decent time last time I went, or my memory is just getting bad in my old age. You are hit with a pricey cover at the door no matter what time of the day...

I have been to this place a few times. Lots of regulars that keep the dancers time tied up. However, most of the regulars don't tip at the stage so you can work your way in by tipping and getting to know the dancers.

This place has a mixed grop...

Well, I have returned!!! It's been a while since my last review of Desperado's even though I've visited here a bit since my last review.
Ok..what's changed? Well, according to the owners, they are making an effort to have a more even split between white and black dancers on...

Well, I'm back..took a short hiatus from the clubs but decided to return..
So what's new at Desperados? Both shifts of dancers has improved dramatically over the past couple of months..younger and more attractive, but still lots of fun. Drink prices haven't changed, but the vip room has gotten...

I'm sorry to say that this club keeps going down (and not in a good way)! The furniture is becoming worn and the quality of dancers keeps deteriorating. This past Friday was the worst that I've seen since I've been visiting the club. Honestly, when the managers...

Ok, so I waited a while to update my review of this place. I wanted to go a couple of times to compare results and decide on ratings.
The club proper, facilities, etc. is somewhat dated, but the privacy factor brings the rating up a little. The VIP, especially...

Went in the afternoon and found truly worst club I've ever been to: $8 to get in, got hustled $15 minimum for a dancer's drink, only 5 girls that were 2s. $45 for Private dances. SAVE ur TIME/MONEY!
The bartender quickly realized that I was not going to be hustled into...

Three months since my last review and some things have changed at one of my favorite places to hang out.
The dancer lineup has changed somewhat with quite a few new "faces"..and these young ladies mean business. The "new" dancers are considerable more mercenary..soliciting drinks then downing them,...

Got there in late afternoon and hung around long enough to see some of the night shift come in. Only about a dozen dancers on a Friday which was surprising. The downside of the club is that it is quite expensive for the Lafayette area, a bit rundown and crowded....

Time for the quarterly review!! First off, so many new "faces"..seems to have been a large turnover in the dancer/talent pool. Overall, the talent seems to have improved, BUT, it depends on which shift you catch and which day you visit.
The day shift is pretty steady..limited...

went to Desperado's last night got, haven't been there in a while, but the club was still cool. I saw some new faces and some a couple of old ones. the club had about 20 patrons so not to many people but a nice crowd. The girl range from a...

I went to this club and it was 8 dollars to get in but it was the best 8 buck I have spent the girls are friendly and nice and have some of the best bodies I have send in that area in a long time. All of the dancers...

I'm thinking that maybe I should stop the reviews. I know that others here visit this club, but no one is willing to share. So..I'm gonna give it one more try and hope for some other contributions.

First, to recap..I'm a "Royal" member..that means free admission, free drinks, special...

I just know that someone else other than Ole Rocco here visits this club..but I've got a big back, lol, so I'll just keep y'all updated on the club..hopefully other visitors will review as well.
Club is up and down business wise, sometimes kinda busy and sometimes not so...

So..time for my quarterly review (belated, though it may be)..Times are tough for Desperado's..Drilling rigs are down and the oil service industry is verrrry slow, but management at Desperado's continues to hurt their business and their customers by pushing the $15.00 dancer drinks and the $40.00 lappers.
It's not...

OK, the club isn't bad, the women above average, beer cold, etc... So far so good. However the $40 minimum for private dance and drink prices just don't compute for this market and the product. Have seen much better values in high $ places such as NYC....

Had a cab drop us off at Desperado's last Saturday night. Cover was $12, it was Saturday and they had a Featured Dancer (Morgan Reigns) so what the hell. Drinks were $6 for long necks, which is WAY too much for this size and type of club in...

Ok..an update on my "favorite" (means only one around)club...Lappers are $40.00 (topless w/hands on encouraged and maximum grindage). Worth it? Depends on how much you like contact,they are enjoyable and certainly worth $30.00. Dancers drinks are $15.00 and this is a major hustle at this club..don't be afraid...

for a topless club $8.00 cover charge is way to much and the sign says two drink min.but was not enforced.the hustle factor is too much they have dancers and hostesses working the floor.there drinks are $17.00 and a lap dance is $40.00 i did not partake in either.the big...

If it wasn't for the mercenary "get the $s now) attitude of the club and dancers I probably could give a 7 or 8. However, the $8 cover coupled w/ $7 drinks (even for a soft drink) during "happy hour" is just not market priced. Was there late...

Visited the club about two weeks ago and had a good time, as usual. Interesting thing about this club is that they have dancers and "hostesses". Either will do the VIP thing, but the "hostesses" don't dance, they just sit with you and engage in conversation (plus the...