Desperado's Cabaret

Carencro, Louisiana

Desperado's Cabaret Reviews

• review

  12 years ago
  went the other day and the...

  went the other day and the quality was bad. its up and down here. right now it is down. not terrible fat chicks and nothing but black girls like it once was, but just...
  diydyva
• review

  12 years ago
  I went by the club this...

  I went by the club this past Thursday, it's been a while since I've visited. The parking lot has been reworked, aside from that the club is the same. I was expecting...
  roccoinla.
• review

  12 years ago
  The parking lot is new and...

  The parking lot is new and looks 100% better than before. The inside is older looking but the pool tables are also fixed and WAY better to play on. The girls have improved dramatically...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  13 years ago
  This place is very deceiving based...

  This place is very deceiving based on outward appearances! From the outside it appears to be a classier place, however, once you pass the door man its all downhill! Lets start with the...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  13 years ago
  Wow !! I haven't been to...

  Wow !! I haven't been to this location in a few years. I remember having a decent time last time I went, or my memory is just getting bad in my old age. You...
  lapdancelandingpole
• review

  13 years ago
  I have been to this place...

  I have been to this place a few times. Lots of regulars that keep the dancers time tied up. However, most of the regulars don't tip at the stage so you can work...
  sandman64
• review

  13 years ago
  Well, I have returned!!! It's...

  Well, I have returned!!! It's been a while since my last review of Desperado's even though I've visited here a bit since my last review. Ok..what's changed? Well, according to the owners, they...
  roccoinla.
• review

  13 years ago
  Well, I'm back..took a short hiatus...

  Well, I'm back..took a short hiatus from the clubs but decided to return.. So what's new at Desperados? Both shifts of dancers has improved dramatically over the past couple of months..younger and more attractive,...
  roccoinla.
• review

  14 years ago
  I'm sorry to say that this...

  I'm sorry to say that this club keeps going down (and not in a good way)! The furniture is becoming worn and the quality of dancers keeps deteriorating. This past Friday was...
  roccoinla.
• review

  14 years ago
  Ok, so I waited a while...

  Ok, so I waited a while to update my review of this place. I wanted to go a couple of times to compare results and decide on ratings. The club proper, facilities, etc. is...
  roccoinla.
• review

  14 years ago
  Went in the afternoon and found...

  Went in the afternoon and found truly worst club I've ever been to: $8 to get in, got hustled $15 minimum for a dancer's drink, only 5 girls that were 2s. $45 for Private...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  14 years ago
  Three months since my last review...

  Three months since my last review and some things have changed at one of my favorite places to hang out. The dancer lineup has changed somewhat with quite a few new "faces"..and these...
  roccoinla.
• review

  14 years ago
  Got there in late afternoon and...

  Got there in late afternoon and hung around long enough to see some of the night shift come in. Only about a dozen dancers on a Friday which was surprising. The downside of the...
  theobserver

  Louisiana
• review

  14 years ago
  Time for the quarterly review!! ...

  Time for the quarterly review!! First off, so many new "faces"..seems to have been a large turnover in the dancer/talent pool. Overall, the talent seems to have improved, BUT, it depends on...
  roccoinla.
• review

  15 years ago
  went to Desperado's last night got,...

  went to Desperado's last night got, haven't been there in a while, but the club was still cool. I saw some new faces and some a couple of old ones. the club had about...
  GMan42

  Florida
• review

  15 years ago
  I went to this club and...

  I went to this club and it was 8 dollars to get in but it was the best 8 buck I have spent the girls are friendly and nice and have some of the...
  GMan42

  Florida
• review

  15 years ago
  I'm thinking that maybe I should...

  I'm thinking that maybe I should stop the reviews. I know that others here visit this club, but no one is willing to share. So..I'm gonna give it one more try and...
  roccoinla.
• review

  15 years ago
  I just know that someone else...

  I just know that someone else other than Ole Rocco here visits this club..but I've got a big back, lol, so I'll just keep y'all updated on the club..hopefully other visitors will review as...
  roccoinla.
• review

  15 years ago
  So..time for my quarterly review (belated,...

  So..time for my quarterly review (belated, though it may be)..Times are tough for Desperado's..Drilling rigs are down and the oil service industry is verrrry slow, but management at Desperado's continues to hurt their business...
  roccoinla.
• review

  15 years ago
  OK, the club isn't bad, the...

  OK, the club isn't bad, the women above average, beer cold, etc... So far so good. However the $40 minimum for private dance and drink prices just don't compute for this market...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
• review

  15 years ago
  Had a cab drop us off...

  Had a cab drop us off at Desperado's last Saturday night. Cover was $12, it was Saturday and they had a Featured Dancer (Morgan Reigns) so what the hell. Drinks were $6...
  hardwareman
• review

  16 years ago
  Ok..an update on my "favorite" (means...

  Ok..an update on my "favorite" (means only one around)club...Lappers are $40.00 (topless w/hands on encouraged and maximum grindage). Worth it? Depends on how much you like contact,they are enjoyable and certainly worth $30.00....
  roccoinla.
• review

  16 years ago
  for a topless club $8.00 cover...

  for a topless club $8.00 cover charge is way to much and the sign says two drink min.but was not enforced.the hustle factor is too much they have dancers and hostesses working the floor.there...
  RACEHORSE13
• review

  17 years ago
  If it wasn't for the mercenary...

  If it wasn't for the mercenary "get the $s now) attitude of the club and dancers I probably could give a 7 or 8. However, the $8 cover coupled w/ $7 drinks (even...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
• review

  17 years ago
  Visited the club about two weeks...

  Visited the club about two weeks ago and had a good time, as usual. Interesting thing about this club is that they have dancers and "hostesses". Either will do the VIP thing,...
  roccoinla.