Teasers Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Stopped in here around 3 PM. I get immediately molested by an older WOC. Offers to use her chip to buy me a drink, starts grabbing my junk and says she wants to do a double with Exotica. Then, my friend Amber comes by and I divert my attention to...

Walked in just before 5PM, and saw 1 dancer and 1 bartender sitting at the bar. There weren't any customers. Bottle of Budweiser is $4, and they say outside on a sign that happy hour is 5-7PM, and bottles of PBR are $2. Bathroom was pretty clean...

Been there last Saturday at around 5pm. Only 1 dancer that:
1. IMHO- DIDN'T look good (4-5)
2. DIDN'T know how to dance and was just moving her butt to random directions...
3. Was a little too pushy - kept bothering me while I chatted with the cute bartender, even after I told...

This club is a little hole in the wall type place. On the up side not many customers, which means the girls are hungrier. The down side is that there aren't many girls to be had. The drinks are about standard strip club prices (Delilah's excluded) but because of where...

Despite the generally bad reviews for this club, I stopped by early on Friday afternoon. Yes, it was dead, with me as the only customer most of the time -- one other guy walked in just before I left, and 5 dancers going through the motions. There were 2...

Put a fork in this place as it is done. Decided to get stop pass this place after visiting a friend in Northern Liberties. About 3-4 years ago, you could have a great time at this neighborhood type club. But now, it's just a depressing old bar.<br>
Arrived and 4 dancers...

Do yourself a favor--unless you are absolutely desperate, stay away from this club. As a matter of fact, just stay out of Philly unless you're heading to Delilah's or Risque. Most of the girls in this place look like they are pregnant or were recently pregnant. Sure, they were friendly,...

This dump is located on the corner of Girard. First, most of the dancers were high, which is a turn off for me. The stage performance was lacking, with two poles centered on the stage across from the bar. Drink prices were also questionable. I had one $20 topless dance...

overall the club is fine. location is convenient, parking was easy, bartender is friendly. I don't like the new layout as much, the stage up front, bar on side, seating in middle feels too much like being in fishbowl to me. I do like the prices for drinks $4 for...

Went on a Thursday night in my pass experience it's usually a good night to hit a strip club the cover was 5 dollars(which is great except the club was completely empty). We'll not completely there's was two dancers and two gentlemen at the bar but basically empty ....

After seeing smileyt's reviews, and agreeing with him regarding lack of dancers, I have stayed away for a while, but made a return Friday afternoon about 4 PM, since it was on my way home from a lunch date. Was the most crowded I've seen in the afternoon since...

One note....on the about question "Dancers on Shift"...ONE


I’m not certain why I keep coming back here. My last review was “three strikes, you’re out” but decided to give it one last try at night time, my previous had all been days. Parked, walked in, paid $5.00 cover, ordered...

Generic B+ club. I visited on a Saturday Afternoon at around 4 PM. Mostly empty, maybe two dancers were working, one balck one white. Drinks were slightly high proced, but not ridiculously so, and there was no cover, although I'm not sure that...

I used to visit this place when it was Club Ozz. Hearing about the change I decided to try it again. I believe it needs another visit, only because this visit was so bad for me. I arrived early afternoon to find no one (other than a...

I stopped in here Tuesday at about 2:30. I was the only customer...and there were NO dancers whatsoever. I was here about 2 weeks ago and things were lame but nothing like today. Before Christmas I watched dancers hang Christmas decorations during the day.

On a positive note there was a...

This is a small club, strongly reminiscent of the Gold Club in center city (for obvious reasons). The stage is small and faces a constellation of armchairs while the bar runs along the opposite wall and bar patrons are oriented with their backs to the stage.

The dancers and clientele on...

Stopped by at 1 PM today to check out the renovation progress and dancers. Club now opens at 12 noon daily instead of the old 6 PM. When I arrived I was the only non-employee there. Bartender and manager plus 3 dancers were busy hanging Christmas decorations....

Changes are in the works for Club Ozz, it's becoming a Gold Club and along with that updates to the dance area and private dances. Many have been critical of it's location...be assured that the area has changed drastically and I am sure this is a reason for Ozz...

I went to Club Ozz on a rainy Saturday night. I got there around 8 and there was only one other patron in there.A very attractive African American woman was up on stage giving a good dance. In fact, all of the dancers were black the night I was there,...

This place is a small dive bar, but on my first visit today (at 6 PM) I was pleasantly surprised by the dancers. All of the 5 dancers I saw were African-American, and while their bodies ranged from somewhat slim to a bit thick, all were sexy and friendly. One...

Having been to this place on numerous occasions, I'll discuss the last visit. Got there around 4pm, happy hour in full swing. 3$ domestics and mixed drink specials too. dancer mostly black, a few white and latina. not the best (or the worst) I've ever seen....

Club is located in a relativly safe area of the city, right of of Girard Avenue. Club has two stages, one main stage in the center with a bar surrounding it, and a secondary stage towards the back of the club. The dancer quality was slightly above average. There were...

The bar is still one of my fav. However, their couch room sucks. You can not touch the girls while back there so theirs more action if you sit at hte bar. At least here you can at min have your arm around the dancer. The...

Hottest club in city. Bar is square layout with stage in center. The girls are the BEST. Lots of Spanish/Black dancers with a few white dancers too. They are very friendly. The drinks are cheap and the feel of the club is relaxing. ...