Signature's is the re-branded Gold Club,...

Signature's is the re-branded Gold Club, nee Club Ozz. Its configuration is the same as the most recent iteration of the Gold Club. Sitting at the bar, you'll have your back toward the stage which is along the opposite wall , with a section of comfy chairs in between.

They've re-branded themselves as an upscale gentlemen's club...the "upscale gentlemen" they have in mind must have a preference for fat bootied, tattooed ghetto trash. Went in on a recent evening and the bartender was fiddling with his back to the customers, took quite a while to get around to waiting on me. There was a good variety of beers on tap, including some local micro-brews. I asked which variety of "Victory" was on tap as the handle was turned at an odd angle and I couldn't see it from my seat. He was unaware that there could be more than one variety. After educating him I got my beer and was prepared to settle in and watch the danceers. One problem though...my change wasn't forthcoming. I called him over and he explained that he was waiting for someone to bring change for his register from the back. I really didn't want to turn to face the dancer until my transaction at the bar was complete.

Watched one girl dance her set and another do a couple of songs. At this point I'd been there maybe 15 minutes when a third dancer, who'd been grinding against another bar patron this whole time, approached me and asked for a tip. I declined, pointing out that I hadn't yet seen her dance and she said I should tip her because she was cute. Personally, my definition of "cute" doesn't include 30 pounds overweight, so again I politely declined. She stood her ground and I asked her to leave but she wasn't going anywhere without that dollar. I finished my beer, left a buck for the bartender (which the dancer eyed greedily) and I left...forever.