Kittens Reviews

Enjoyed my time out but probably wouldn't go back. Girls were okay, touching above the waist for a standard dance ($50 for 10 minutes) which is more than what you can get elsewhere, some girls offered kissing/sucking tits but that felt awkward in the shared space. Girls are decent and...

Lots of girls and plenty of them are pretty. The vibe is boys night out and rowdy. Some of the chicks hustle pretty hard too. Famously you can pay up and make out with some of the women here. It’s a topless touch titties place so you get to...

Went here on a public holiday evening after a football match. It was packed. I’ve been when it’s quiet but I would say more often it is fairly cramped. I’ve never found the women to be pushy at all but they won’t stay and chat long either. This particular night...

My company sent me to Australia for work and I decided to try out a few clubs while in town. First, let me just say, Australia is a great country. Love the laid back culture and the women were beautiful. Okay, back to the review.

I arrived at the club...

Having been to their sister club at South Melbourne, I thought I'd trek out to Caulfield. I've enjoyed many a night at the club close to Crown (and spent most of my winnings from the casino on the girls there) and I was hoping it would have the same fun...

This is the only club in Melbourne that allows touching. But again it depends on girls how much and where she allows to touch during a private lap dance. Vip dance costs a whooping $300 for 30 mins. You can get only 15-20 min of dance in that time and...

The girls were good, and being a touching venue there is a lot to offer for your money - unlike other melbourne clubs touching is considered a standard dance not an extra/something not allowed.

The venue was the big let down for me. Walking in I immediately felt that I was...

Every time I'm travelling through Melbourne, I like to experience a SC. As I'd been to Kittens in South Melb a number of times (and never, ever been disappointed I might add) I thought I'd give Caulfield a go. Hell, it's the same franchise so it must be good, mustn't...

It's a fairly small club, but the staff do a good job of distracting you from the size. The place has the feel of a nightclub integrated with a strip joint. Hang around the bar and a dancer will come up to you, make a little small talk and then...

pretty busy saturday night, avg stripclub nothing too fancy... alot of dancers available most of em were at a good standard. $50 for a dance is standard. drinks prices normal for a club. music was very loud in main room. sleazy crowd however mainly due to the touching allowed. kittens...

Visited Kittens again last week.

It's certainly one of the best spots in Melbourne to enjoy some friendly girls.

On Thursday night there were two girls who got up on stage and did a pretty hot show with a few dildos - basically sliding them in and out of whatever...

The best thing about this clug is that it is not too crowded. you get a lot of time to talk to the girls before you can book them for a dance. you get a nude dance, with touchings allowed above waist.

The girls are good and very friendly. All the...

Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne on previous occasions I decided to head to Caulfield to see if the original Kittens is as good as the inner city version.

"Thirsty Thursday" was in full swing when I arrived - it was an easy 15 minute walk from the train station. The...

Best club in Melbourne full touching above waist far better than cbd clubs $10 entry $50 nude dance the touching room is great usually 12 nude girls thereat once stairs opens at 10.30 pmmost dancers are hot plenty of shaved pussies all nationalities and 10 dancers on stage .no stage...

Wow! Just got back from Kittens South Melbourne Wednesday night and have to recommend it to all at TUSCL. There's something for everyone here. Smoking in the venue seemed to be tolerated and was something I haven't seen in Australia for a few years now. Might be a plus for...

Went along to Kittens in South Melbourne again on Wednesday night.
After first visit it was hard to resist coming back.
Was amazed to see how busy the place was, it really is getting very popular - and there is a real range of clientele - lots of suits, lots of...

Best club in Melbourne, hands down. Well, hands up in fact, squeezing titties. The 'private' dances in this place are in a kind of communal lounge room with lounges around the outside. For $50 you get about ten minutes of having a good old cuddle, squeeze and most of the...

Traveling into Melbourne for business, and one of my mates took me here after Bar20 (which was dead). What a great place - should have just skipped the other place! Great number of dancers, all very friendly and approachable. (Maybe's just my American accent?)

Anyways, got a dance...

Went to Kittens in South Melbourne Tuesday night. haven't been here in years. The quality of the ladies has certainly improved. Rules are the same. Pretty much free reign above the best with plenty of contact with the girl and my hands and mouth, no contact below the waist permitted...

Kittens is a fantastic club to visit for a customer but I wouldn't say in my opinion the best club for a dancer to work at. Kittens is fantastic in the sense of what it offers. Touching is allowed between the customer and the dancer which definitely increases the whole...

My experience at Kittens was extrodinary to say the least. Kittens is the only chain of touching clubs in Melbourne, with clubs located in Frankston and Caulfield. I have been to both of these two clubs and both were very different. Caulfield had a lot better looking girls and the...

Not a bad club but I wont be working there again as it allows "controlled touching" which means that the customer is allowed to touch you pretty much anywhere above the waist... That on it's own isn't bad but there are a lot of clubs here in Melbourne that don't...

This is, in my opinion, Melbourne's best strip club--for a few reasons. For one, it is more relaxed than the downtown clubs: girls get a chance to talk to the clients before soliciting dances from them--which always makes for a more personal experience. Plus, private dances happen in a back...

Having spent hundreds of hours at clubs in Melbourne's CBD (notably The Men's Gallery for quite a few years), I can say that my first visit to Kittens was, put simply, awesome.

The club is small and about 20 minutes from the CBD, but easy in a taxi with a few...