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review
2 months ago
It was okay
Enjoyed my time out but probably wouldn't go back. Girls were okay, touching above the waist for a standard dance ($50 for 10 minutes) which is more than what you can get elsewhere, some...
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Chlobo
review
5 months ago
Hot girls but too many guys
Lots of girls and plenty of them are pretty. The vibe is boys night out and rowdy. Some of the chicks hustle pretty hard too. Famously you can pay up and make out...
Jean
review
5 months ago
I love this place, always fun
Went here on a public holiday evening after a football match. It was packed. I’ve been when it’s quiet but I would say more often it is fairly cramped. I’ve never found the women...
Aussiedude
review
6 months ago
Evening visit
My company sent me to Australia for work and I decided to try out a few clubs while in town. First, let me just say, Australia is a great country. Love the laid back...
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Bob Dallas
review
6 years ago
Suburban strippers
Having been to their sister club at South Melbourne, I thought I'd trek out to Caulfield. I've enjoyed many a night at the club close to Crown (and spent most of my winnings from...
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shaved13
New South Wales
review
7 years ago
Best in town
This is the only club in Melbourne that allows touching. But again it depends on girls how much and where she allows to touch during a private lap dance. Vip dance costs a whooping...
ravi123
Rajasthan
review
9 years ago
Quantity over quality
The girls were good, and being a touching venue there is a lot to offer for your money - unlike other melbourne clubs touching is considered a standard dance not an extra/something not allowed. The...
Bruce93
review
10 years ago
Every time I'm travelling through Melbourne,...
Every time I'm travelling through Melbourne, I like to experience a SC. As I'd been to Kittens in South Melb a number of times (and never, ever been disappointed I might add) I thought...
marc5
New South Wales
review
11 years ago
It's a fairly small club, but...
It's a fairly small club, but the staff do a good job of distracting you from the size. The place has the feel of a nightclub integrated with a strip joint. Hang around the...
opieant
review
12 years ago
pretty busy saturday night, avg stripclub...
pretty busy saturday night, avg stripclub nothing too fancy... alot of dancers available most of em were at a good standard. $50 for a dance is standard. drinks prices normal for a club. music...
vic69tor
review
12 years ago
Visited Kittens again last week. It's...
Visited Kittens again last week. It's certainly one of the best spots in Melbourne to enjoy some friendly girls. On Thursday night there were two girls who got up on stage and did a...
hbpencil2205
review
12 years ago
The best thing about this clug...
The best thing about this clug is that it is not too crowded. you get a lot of time to talk to the girls before you can book them for a dance. you get...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne...
Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne on previous occasions I decided to head to Caulfield to see if the original Kittens is as good as the inner city version. "Thirsty Thursday" was in full swing...
mutley
review
13 years ago
Best club in Melbourne full touching...
Best club in Melbourne full touching above waist far better than cbd clubs $10 entry $50 nude dance the touching room is great usually 12 nude girls thereat once stairs opens at 10.30 pmmost...
chriscole
review
13 years ago
Wow! Just got back from Kittens...
Wow! Just got back from Kittens South Melbourne Wednesday night and have to recommend it to all at TUSCL. There's something for everyone here. Smoking in the venue seemed to be tolerated and was...
mutley
review
13 years ago
Went along to Kittens in South...
Went along to Kittens in South Melbourne again on Wednesday night. After first visit it was hard to resist coming back. Was amazed to see how busy the place was, it really is getting very...
hbpencil2205
review
14 years ago
Best club in Melbourne, hands down....
Best club in Melbourne, hands down. Well, hands up in fact, squeezing titties. The 'private' dances in this place are in a kind of communal lounge room with lounges around the outside. For $50...
Nexus6
review
14 years ago
Traveling into Melbourne for business, and...
Traveling into Melbourne for business, and one of my mates took me here after Bar20 (which was dead). What a great place - should have just skipped the other place! Great number...
lurker316
review
15 years ago
Went to Kittens in South Melbourne...
Went to Kittens in South Melbourne Tuesday night. haven't been here in years. The quality of the ladies has certainly improved. Rules are the same. Pretty much free reign above the best with plenty...
Doodsy
review
17 years ago
Kittens is a fantastic club to...
Kittens is a fantastic club to visit for a customer but I wouldn't say in my opinion the best club for a dancer to work at. Kittens is fantastic in the sense of what...
belleeee
review
17 years ago
My experience at Kittens was extrodinary...
My experience at Kittens was extrodinary to say the least. Kittens is the only chain of touching clubs in Melbourne, with clubs located in Frankston and Caulfield. I have been to both of these...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
19 years ago
Not a bad club but I...
Not a bad club but I wont be working there again as it allows "controlled touching" which means that the customer is allowed to touch you pretty much anywhere above the waist... That on...
layla.oz
review
19 years ago
This club has expanded recently, with...
This club has expanded recently, with new outlets in Franskston (crn Davey St & Nepean Hwy) and in South Melbourne (68 Cecil St); the one in Caulfield is still active too. I haven't been...
mrphilogynist
review
20 years ago
This is, in my opinion, Melbourne's...
This is, in my opinion, Melbourne's best strip club--for a few reasons. For one, it is more relaxed than the downtown clubs: girls get a chance to talk to the clients before soliciting dances...
mrphilogynist
review
21 years ago
Having spent hundreds of hours at...
Having spent hundreds of hours at clubs in Melbourne's CBD (notably The Men's Gallery for quite a few years), I can say that my first visit to Kittens was, put simply, awesome. The club is...
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