Reviews

Cliff Notes: Taxi from airport:$20 usd Driver from El Captain to cruise:$10 usd Club:10 girls mostly Afro-Colombian Vibe: Dead in the afternoon. Fuck and bounce. I could imagine nights and weekends being anything goes. Girl:$75 /1hr , Everything…

It’s Located about five minutes outside Phillipsburg in a large nondescript building outside of a sign with its name on it. There was a parking lot out front that was surrounded with a tall wall.…

Arrived on the happy island. Got my car, and was headed to my hotel. Decided to chechnout El Capt. Didnt plan on spending muchntime hede this trip. Only here a couple…

Came down last winter for a trip. Drove down from the French Quarter. It's hard to get lost as there's really only a few main roads and alot of traffic circles for the smaller ones.…

While on vacation a few weeks back, my wife and I decided to see what the club was all about. We had passed it many times and were curious (well she was). The…

Nice 'adult entertainment' house on Dutch side of st. Maarten, close to Phillipsburg port. Music was really loud, and some of the girls were dancing in the center while the rest wandered around chatting with…

OK, no doubt about it, this is a whorehouse. At the recommendation of the security guard at our resort, myself and 4 companions made the trip into one of the most seedy areas in…

Visited El Capitan on a work visit. This was my first time to this location, but have been to other Brothels in SXM. I will say that El Capitan is the best I…

Paid a couple visits on my recent trip to sxm. Ive met some spectacular girls here on previous visits. They now have an outdoor area. Looks like a bar, with seating,…

Back in SXM for another vacation. Weather was rainy so the beach was out. Headed to Seaman 1st and had a drink. Very hot ladies but the ones that attracted my eye…

visited while on vacation, needing a break from the touristy stuff. Walked in and was immediately met by several beautiful Hispanic ladies. One that was the cutest was Tania (or Tanya). Bought a…

Just returned from a trip to SXM. Visited most of the other brothels, but not the strip clubs. Spent more time in El Capt than the others. This was for 3 main…

At the intersections of Umbrella Cactus Road and the road between Oyster Bay and Philipsburg, definately closer to Philipsburg. The New Seamen's Club is on the same lot. Its a big cream colored building with…

This is a great club, the chicas cost 40- 50 for full sex.Usually 20 ort so chicas Beers are 2 dollars. $if you have game 100 gets you anything you want. there are 4 other clubs in the…

This is the newest building of all the clubs on the island. That being said, "Why does the A/C in the girls room suck"? The old Seamans had better air. The girls…

I've got good news, and bad news. The bad news is Seaman's is closed down and broken into rubble. The good news is the business moved next door, to a place called the…

Wandering around town I happened upon Seaman's Club. After shaking off some of the desperate ladies, that love to hound you as soon as you enter, I sat at the bar and took in my…

I went here recently. it was a VERY ENJOYABLE experience. i went back with a HOT columbian girl with gold hair and green eyes. 50 bucks will get you everything you want. The best spent…

Well Mr Piper has the low down on St. Marttn Strip Cubs: Yes, when entering Seamans for the first time bring your buddies. You will definitly need it! OK, I myself felt very uncomforable at this…

Stopped in here on a weekday afternoon. There is a chainlink fence that surrounds the place that make one wonder if it is designed to keep people out, or keep them in. Kind of…