Tootsie's Cabaret Reviews

I was here a couple weeks ago on a saturday night when they had the UFC fight. Unbelievable i waited 45mins as the line wrapped around the building. It's crazy how popular and busy...

This was my first time back to Tootsie's in over a decade and since I'm in Miami for the weekend, thought that it was a must-make stop. Eh, was a so-so revisit to a...

Stopped by Tootsies on a vacation visit to Miami. Have been here a few times before. Paid the cover which I think was $10 and went into the huge club. Sat at a table...

Overall 5/10 Girls 6/10 Price/Value 5/10 Lap Dances 4/10 Visited at around midnight on memorial day. Ok, so its fucking massive like way bigger than any strip club you’ve ever imagined. Cover was cheap too ($10) and drinks...

First time back to Tootsie's since the before times (pre COVID). At 4pm ish on a Wednesday, the GIANT parking lot was about a quarter full. No cover, no temp check. There was a...

Going to preface this by saying I use to go to tootsies about once every 6 weeks. I have a pretty good knowledge of the dancers and business here. I had planned on...

It’s been about three months (Superbowl weekend in February) since I made my way down to South Florida for SC mongering. Tootsie has always been one of my favorite South Florida , however,...

I decided to try this place again so I took an uber and got there close to open. This time I was on a mission to see how far this place would take me....

I don't often visit Tootsie's, but I had such bad luck recently with dayshifts, I had to go back an give it another try. The TLDR here is that Tootsies has a consistently solid...

I would like to give a shout out to Papi Chulo who gave me great info on the Miami scene. I didn’t have a car otherwise I would have venture out further. I was...

Florida being Florida, the clubs seem to be going near full speed despite everything going on. I was in the area and stopped into Tootsies. Because it is such a ginormous place you feel...

I recently visited Toosties for the the first time always wanted to go but just never popped in. I went once in early November and once right after new years, I'll Post our New...

I had never visited the legendary Tootsies and had to check it out. People are right: this place is spacious and it felt about as safe as strip clubs could get during COVID. I...

So visited Miami a few weeks ago still post COVID, I know tootsies is far from what it used to be but still keep it on the list when I visit. Initially went Thursday...

I frequented Tootsie's fairly regularly pre-covid. I love their lobster and lemon pepper wings, and the large open space. This was my first time going since early March. Similar set-up as pre-covid, free parking,...

I was visiting Miami, decided to visit my favorite strip club in Miami, Tootsie’s. I got there around 8:30, 8 dollar cover, I believe there’s no cover if you get there before 8. The...

First time to a strip club in the pandemic era. Valet parking is gone and a queue forms at the entrance for a pat down, then a temperature check and finally to be...

Arrived later in the evening and walked up to a wand down then temperature check. Cover was $8 for the first floor & $28 for access to the VIP area (second level). With the...

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big...

I was in Florida for a couple of weeks and it just so happened that the local government decided to open up bars and clubs. Yes and strip clubs! I had been to Tootsies...

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale...

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about....

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge...

visited Tootsies on Thursday February 27, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. It’s easy to find and has a very large free parking lot. The club is about the largest...

Its been a couple years since I was at Tootsies and I had a chance to visit on both a Tues afternoon and Saturday just after midnight. Bottom line... wow- you can just do...