Reviews

I have a friend who goes in all the time and he loves Visions. He told me that he has trouble going in because they have so many girls that are good looking and it…

Stopped in around 12:30 PM. There were about 7 or 8 dancers on, mostly young 20s, mostly thin, and maybe 2 or 3 were more statuesque. Only one of the dancers appeared to…

I made my semi annual pilgrimage to what some consider the best club in New Orleans and it was frustrating as usual. The girls were hot but unless you are on their list of regulars…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2 PM. There were about 5 dancers sitting with customers at the bar and a couple playing video games. I decided to get some dances from…

another business trip, another strip club. Harrah's treated me right, so took the money to go play here. This is one of those rare places where there were more than enough dancers and…

I visited this club based on the many recommendations that it was superior to those in the Quarter. That may be true, but it was a disappointing experience. The neighborhood wasn't as bad…

Still the best in the NO area. In case you didn't know, this is where the locals go, which should tell you a lot. The Bourbon street clubs are all tourist traps.…

Visions is probably the best club in New Orleans. No doubt, they have the hottest women and they are a lot more laid back than places in the French Quarter. This is where…

Stopped by Visions around lunchtime on a Thursday. There were about a dozen girls sitting around the dance bar, and maybe 3 or 4 patrons when I walked in. I am a sort of…

This place is the Graceland of stripclubs. Skip Bourbon St. and head to Visions. We went their for my brother's bachelor party, and my 21st b'day. We had a great time.…

Wow! I must have spoken to soon!!! The last 3 Wednesday's nights have not been good!!! Came in ready with a buddy who runs another club and wanted to show him how good…

Went back to the club after the Hornets game on Friday night! Weather was bad but not the talent! They had over 20 girls who were working and the club had a good…