Reviews

I'm combining several past visits into this one review, so the numbers and stats that I've posted via the drop-down menus in the review-entry fields are my own subjective averages of all those experiences combined.…

Went about 8pm on a Wednesday. Only about 8 girls working - 2 were fat, 2 had huge booties, 2 were cute, 2 looked like they needed to gain some weight. Club was like someone…

still the best bang for your buck in town.the only problem is the street is under construction and a little trouble getting there. this is not the best area of town however they have the…

Made it in today for the first time in a while. Got there about 12:30. Pay the $4 cover charge and you get a free beer. Only about 5 guys and about…

Was in last week on a Thursay afternoon. Business was slow for the ladies but very good for the guys because there were two dancers for each guy.

One note about the cover. IF…

The parking lot is well watched, so I felt safe parking and getting into this club - although the neighborhood is not the best.

You pay a cover, but almost anything will get that waived (a…

It has been several weeks since I last visited visions so I decided to drop by on Saturday during the day. As usual it was four dollars to get in and you get one beer…

went in about 3pm and there is a long bar the dancers make there way around the u shaped bar and u tip as they go buy there are two lap dance areas one that…

This club has kind of a strange setup. There really is no main stage club only a show bar with a center portion that they call the main stage. The dancers start on…

This place is advertised as the club where all the locals go. The reason: you have to be a local to find it. Its way out in New Orleans East so don't try to get…

Plenty of hot ladies to choose from at Visions, blondes, brunettes, red heads, white, black, latin, asian you name it. Plenty of different body types as well.

This is the best club in New Orleans…

Haven't reviewed Visions in a while. Little has changed -- still the "best" place to go in New Orleans, although it is still rather restrictive relative to many other cities, and although it has…