Clancy's Pub Reviews

So I *almost* made it through January without a return to "the curcuit", but alas, as the light was fading on the last Tues. of the month, the idea of a beer and a Dance at the Clance"(y) was too compelling.

Either I had a better time with the...

Got to Clancy's around 10:30 after first checking out Baby Dolls in Patterson. No talent there and left after one beer. While extras might not be available at Clancy's as opposed to Baby Dolls, no comparison in quality of dancers.

Finally after scoping out all the dancers, decided on a...

Stopped by Clancy's since I was in the area. Easy enough to get to, but I see what everyone means about missing it when you drive by. If I hadn't scoped it on google , may have taken a couple passes. No parking lot so you have to park on...

Clancy’s changed my life. I started going down this hallway towards backroom bliss about 3 years ago when I met this Buxom Brazilian Milf who graced us with her talents on Monday and Wednesday nights. She had the cans she had the yams she had it all. She wouldn’t waste...

In review 138 i dubbed adrianna queen of the titty gods and she still reigns. i reviewed her titties extensively in review 138 so i'll just say that it is like her titties are her superhero powers. as for the rest of her this is a pretty 27 year...

I read all the previous reviews and decided to give it shot. I have to agree with some of the reviewers that this place is nothing special.

There were probably 10 girls working there, most of them were morbidly obese and 2 of them were OK. I would they were average...

As already stated on other reviews this a neighborhood bar that have chicks dancing in bikinis. Now that golf season is slowing down I have time to visit this place more often. Gabby was bartending who is always nice and up for a chat. Watching ESPN on the tv sucking...

So I've made my return after a few months away from this club. I actually wanted to see Bella but just found out she doesn't work there anymore because she is 3 months pregnant. I get my usual corona and dollar parade of new faces. I got 3 dances from...

1st visit to Clancy’s. Let me tell you....I was bored as hell. Had 1 drink and bounced. The vibe in there was just off to me. Let me paint a picture for you.

Pulled up to the bar to see that it was in a super safe spot. My first...

Stopped by on a Sunday night to watch the game. The set up is your typical bar with a couple TV’s. Real cool crowd. Businessmen to locals. There were 3-4 Latinas working. Nice bodies with thick bottoms.

Very surprised not your typical dollar train. The girls there were pretty cool....

God bless Adriana Queen of the Titty Gods! For her titties are the nicest titties the lord has ever sent to this earth! They are not too big, not too small, not too firm, not too soft and they are the perkiest natural D cup titties I have...

Clancy's has become a pretty chill place to hang out Sunday afternoons. You can pretty much catch every NFL game on. I was there yesterday and had a pretty good time. Before 5 on Sunday they have happy hour so a draft beer is $2 and a...

I missed this place entirely the first couple times I drove by. Basically it's a door in a wall that opens into a small bar. It does say Clancy's on the outside of the building but you have to look for the door. Very dark inside. There were about 5-6...

Review is from a couple weeks back but still a good experience so worth the share.

As others have already described this is a small bar with a small square stage right in the middle (separating) the bar into two sides.

Based on other reviews it seemed like the day shift...

First time here. Small neighborhood bar with local feel. Talked to about 6 dancers and all seemed to be 30ish Brazilian milfs. Tipped a couple others on small stage might have been younger. Setup limits in club extras. Took couple for dances(Giselle, prisilla and belina) in common room with 4-5...

I had a bad day at work and decided I wasn't going straight home. To Clancey's I went. I walked in feely very stressed and a bit sad. Within five minutes of being in this place the feelings started to dissipate and I breathed a deep sigh...

If you've ever been to Tyrneys in Montclair imagine the bottom floor with Go Go dancers. Its essentially a neighborhood bar with 5 - 8 Latinas in their underwear or a bathing suit. The front room where the bar is, is small and get's crowded. The girls...

Stopped by around 5:30, from the outside you’d never know there were dancers here. Looks like a small neighborhood bar. The vibe was pretty informal at this point in the afternoon. Dancers weren’t performing as much as stand around talking to regulars and co workers.

I ordered a Stella and...

I'm back again at Clancys but this time I went Saturday night. I arrived around 7pm so the place wasn't too crowded yet. I was told Saturday night this place gets packed. Definitely more lookers this night. I get a drink I believe $7. I saw Kenya beautiful girl,...

Place is near my job. Been here many times over the years, but hadn't been there for a couple months. Stopped in after work on a Monday recently. Not to busy, but certain regs were there as always. Carol the curvy sexy bartender was there as well.

Surprised to see a...

The previous reviews are pretty spot on and accurate. Clancys definitely looks like a bar from the outside and i can remember turning around and going home the first time i tried to visit because its so inconspicuous. Anyhoo, the second time i tried i definitely went in and much...

I liked it. You could drive by 10 times and have no idea what’s going on in there. Looks like you your local pub. Nothing mentioning go-go outside. It’s tight inside. Really tiny. Bartenders were nice. All Brazilian dancers and ranging from a 3 to a 10. On the single...

Stopped by after 8 pm even though I'm usually and afternoon patron. I was happy to see a bit more pulse and life at night than in the day. There were more than the usual number of dancers because it was a special event: Birthday party...

Has a great freindly neighborhood feel . Girls are behind bar with a little stage in middle . They are free to sit with customers and go in back for lap dances , 20 a song
Girls range from 6 to 10 , bartender is hotter than dancers . Will...

Probably more than a year since I was last here. Easy access to club from Garden State Parkway. Non descript small bar on street corner.. Was able to find parking on street close to bar. There were some decent looking Brazilian dancers working. Had a beer and decided to...