Basic fun

While not the best spot that I’ve hit this has always been old reliable to me. Whenever I want to spend a quick couple of bucks I always seem to find myself at Clancey’s. Now the place itself is really small since it’s just a bar, a tiny bit of space for one girl to dance on a pole, and of course the room in the back. The girls are really attractive with all of them being straight from Brazil and they definitely live up to the stereotype. All of them have the bust up top and the ass to match it. The only problem is that none of the girls really dance on the small stage. They just get up there and chill waiting for tips until their turn is up.

A lap dance is $20 which is a deal but not all of the dances are worth the same. Fran or Fram whichever her name is gives really lazy lap dances which is a shame since she has the biggest butt by far in that bar but she just wants things to get over with quick. I’ve also heard of her trying to scam one of my coworkers who I told to spend a night there. The short blonde girl with a big butt and the younger girl with glasses on the contrast give lap dances that should cost more than that standard 20.

Since there’s no champagne room because the bar is so small don’t expect any extra fun here. You’re basically coming here for cheap drinks and a couple of lap dances, nothing more. Another thing that sucks is that the place closes relatively early compared to everywhere else. Besides that, Clancey’s is a solid place overall and I’ve found that no matter the day or the time I still enjoyed myself there.