Golden Banana Reviews

Had a couple of hours to kill and decided to drop in. I think it was back to school night as all the dancers were dressed like school girls and teachers. There were two girls dancing on the bird cage and one on stage when I got there. All three...

I was on my way back down to the Boston area and figured I would stop by to avoid a bit of the rush hour traffic. I came in and there were some customers and about 7-9 girls on shift. I got myself a domestic bottle ($7) and...

Dropped in on Saturday just as they were switching between day and night shift girls. Daytime cover is $5 nighttime is $10. Drinks are overpriced. $9.50 for a premium beer more for a mixed drink. However waitresses aren’t very pushy so if you just want to sit and nurse a...

The cover on this Wednesday night was $10. There was no pressure to order a drink. Other clubs like the Cabaret across the street requires a drink purchase since they have no cover.

I’ve been to this club several times and never had much success ponying up to the stage....

Came in on a Friday afternoon. $5 cover. About 6 or 7 dancers working. Maybe seven or eight customers most either at the bar drinking with girls or dirty old men like me hanging st the back tables deciding who to take for a dance.
This place is huge. One...

For my birthday I decided to treat myself to a fun hour or two at The Golden Banana. This was my first experience at a strip club in my life, and it was better than what I expected based on what I heard.

The place looks good, big open space with...

This club is strange. As someone who visits in the afternoon, it feels weirdly huge. There’s usually a couple of patrons and a handful of girls, and 10,000 places to sit.
During the times I’ve visited, I’ve seen a nice mix of girls. This club has several with enhancements, and...

Came one saturday evening after 11 a few weeks ago and there weren't many dancers but a higher number of patrons. Even though there is a higher number of patrons you'll still have a place to sit. Pro or con depending on how you look at it in terms of...

Stoped in on Saturday afternoon around one for a quick visit while on my way to other places. Place was pretty quiet only a few other customers and only 3 dancers working the stage. Normally they would have five or six on a day shift so a bit dissapointing....

I have stopped by here a couple of times in the afternoon over the last month. Each played out similarly. I pay $5 cover to get in and walk inside to the bar where I pay way too much for a drink.
The place is huge and mostly empty. So...

Went to golden banana on a Friday afternoon. Always thought this place was expensive and now they went up on lap dances. Used to be 2 for $50. Now up to 2for $60. If this place wants to make more money try to get more people in the door. Instead...

Enter the Chaindog. It has been ages since I rolled this way. Came in with a cousin who is a regular, Got carded at the door even though I will never see 50 again. The door man wanted a fifteen dollar cover but dropped it to five once he saw...

So i’ve been to the Golden Banana many times over the past 20 years. I’d been many times prior to them closing down, and a few times since reopening many years ago. The old club had a much more laid back vibe. The new one is trying...

Was coming back from a business trip and landed st Logan just after noon. I figured I would stop in on the way home since they open during the day on Friday

Was a bit busier than expected for the afternoon which was good. Never like to be only customer in...

Went t o banana to see Maya a beautiful Asian. Instead met Nicole a hot Brazilian! Did a few dances and had fun but still waited for Maya! Did 2 dances and had to leave but she was worth the wait! Definitely the best in the place as far as...

Arrived last Friday just after 7pm. $10 cover and showed id. Grabbed $9 Amstel light plus tip at bar. Sat at stage. Small crowd but enough around stage to keep dancers interested. Mostly white fit small breast types. One nice rack solid 8 or...

Girls on tonight all 7-10’s. They were working floor well coming by to chat and of course looking for dances. Not overly pushy though. Grab a few dances, good value overall girls were pretty loose. Anyone ever hit the champagne room. Is it worth it compared to regular lap dance?...

Took my love in to the GB last Friday night. She was in the mood to go and who am I to say no? Staff is friendly, massage girl was well worth it. Drinks are a bit watered down so I suggest shots or a beer. Still a bit pricey...

On my way out of town and figured I would drop in. This is the first time here on a weekend night. Typically here on Thursday or midweek. I arrived about 7pm and there were plenty of girls around. The only downside here is that there is...

This club is good to go if your in the area. Girls are hot drinks are expensive. Friendly to women. Never left unhappy!
Cover at the door
Big layout. Tables, bar seats and stage seats
Music is not too high.
One big stage girls are always pretty good
Only one...

Another trip to the banana and another time asked to go to champagne room. The dancers do not say what will happen that's different than the lap dance area. Does anyone have any experience with Sara back there? I think 300$ is a lot of money to pay without some...

So I've been here a couple times now because I moved to the North Shore and there is nothing else for a degenerate like myself to do and I'm not going to the Cab.

This place is a locals club so unless you go up to the stage and catch a...

Went to golden banana to see Carla, a hot Brazilian beauty. Had 6 dances with her and was upselled to champagne room again. Does anyone have experience in the cr at the banana? I think next time I will try a half hour and I will report what happens. I...

Went to golden banana on a Friday night hoping to see Aria, a petite hot Asian who I have met a few times. Exchanged numbers but never heard from her. Figured I would get texts when she wanted me to come see her but never heard from her. Does anyone...

So compared to the other clubs in the Mass area the Banana strikes me as generally having the highest quality girl, I also feel the least sleazy when I walk into here because it's a nice layout and the room has a good flow. I actually left the Squire...