5th and Last Stop of My "No Touching Dancers in the Lap Dance Booth" Tour
Last Friday afternoon I hit up five strip clubs that have a “No touching” by the customer in the lap dance booth policy. I just wanted to see what I have been missing, or not missing, and why other club mongers are keeping these places in business. The clubs I visited were Acropolis, Sassy’s, Lucky Devil, Hawthorne Strip, and Devil’s Point. I wrote a review on Acropolis the other day and will skip the next three. This review will be for my 5th stop, Devil’s Point. The three stops in the middle just didn’t provide enough to review, but I commented about them on my Acropolis review. I have one more comment about my third stop, Lucky Devil before I start with Devil’s Point. At Lucky Devil, I followed a guy into the club with an oval top hat and wearing a kilt. I have been thinking about that and maybe this club is an Irish strip club. My original thought was, why haven’t I thought of this. I am always wearing shorts, but I could become Irish, wearing that kilt and leaving my shorts/boxers at home. I was also thinking he was a genius, but then I saw the “No Touching Dancer” sign at the lap dance booths. I guess there will be no pot of gold waiting for him inside one of those. The other thing I found amusing about this club is at the steps heading up the stage. There is a large movie poster sign that states, “Satan’s Cheerleaders.” That got me laughing.
Okay, on to Devil Point. This was the only club that did not have a parking lot of the five. This meant I drove around until I found street parking a couple blocks away. There are apartments/homes lining the side streets. I strolled past the club’s covered, heated, patio as I headed for the entrance on Foster Rd. Walking in and to my surprise, the club is playing a hard Miles Davis jazz tune titled, “So What.” Being a jazz bass player and playing it a hundred times, I was impressed as it is a bass feature tune. Really, jazz at a strip club though? I am sure myself and the very cute bartender were the only ones appreciating the music as we talked briefly about it. There were two other guys sitting at the small bar and obviously no dancers/customers at the stage. As I got my $4 coke, I asked the barkeep if there were any dancers here and she said three. By the way, I would be surprised if there were ever a cover, bouncer or ID Check to get in. The door was open and just a couple steps to the bar. I tipped her generously for not only her service and looks, but also the music.
Needing to find the head, I wondered through this little joint and actually passed the men’s room, which is close to the bar. There is a separate little room on the side of the stage and back part of the club. There are some lotto machines this direction and the only thing in this back area were two additional sheer curtain booths (more about them coming). It was a strange little area and obviously I didn’t find the john back here. To go along with the jazz music, they have a number of little round cabaret tables with real oil jar/lamps lit on each table. I take a seat at the small stage and it is like a real theatre stage with no rail. There are two heavy link chains from the ceiling holding up the outer edges of the stage. I look under and I can stick my legs as far back under the stage as I want. It was kind of cool and could double for having a music trio gigging here. In this main cabaret room, there is another larger curtain room, which I am assuming is another lap dance booth. Not very private if that is the case. On the right-hand side of the stage, against the wall, is a DJ booth. I can’t believe it is ever manned because of how small this club is, but the dancers pick their music here. I guess they have a stripper karaoke night and maybe it is used for that.
As soon as dancer #1 came up and selected her two songs, the jazz stopped and her song selection started. Right off the bat, I noticed the pole does not move. I am thinking there are going to be some real woman strippers working this pole. Well, one did have armpit hair! I commented about the pole to the first dancer and she gave me disappointing look. None of the three white dancers wore heals here. One wore slippers up to the stage and went barefoot, another wore Converse, and the third wore some flat heeled slip-ons. Overall, the dancers seemed to be the typical dive bar spinner ladies, but all on my 7 scale. Decent looking, no enhancements that I could see, friendly, and got totally naked by their second song. The first two did not venture past the edge of the stage as if I had the plague. With that, I only tipped them two bucks a song. When the dancer left the stage, the jazz music started back up until the next dancer picked her songs. I was impressed that the two mongers sitting at the bar that had to twist their neck pretty good to take a peek at these ladies, both tipped and headed back.
Dancer #3 was Kodi. She had just bought that day this Russian tall fur hat and had it on for not only her dances on stage, but also during our one song lap dance experience. She was a white, taller, brunette, with a cute face/smile, and natural Bs. The curtains matched the drapes. She laid on her back, put her head on my chest, and let me enjoy the horizontal view of her curves. She also put her legs on my shoulder for a better view. This is the most touching I had during my five club/25 dancer day. With that I had to ask about her dances and got the $40/song or 3/$100. Totally nude was a yes, but she was the only one that could do any touching. I still agreed to one song with the hook, “See how it goes.” I was smitten by her charm/quick wit, and of course that luscious body. We went to the back area, at one of the lap dance “curtained” booths, and it had a small loveseat in it. This pretty private if the other booth is empty and being away from the main room. Unfortunately, she was pretty hands off in one area, but did some other things like lift my shirt, gave a decent grind, and continued her charm. She got my attention in the one song, but was pretty sure I saw all her “Tricks of the trade” so I passed on a second. I did tip her $10 though for waking me up. I might catch myself back in this club for the music and wonder over to the stage for a few songs. The only club of the five that I will return to before heading to a club where I can get my type of fun lap dance.