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Dames & Games
3525 Mall Service Dr Grand Rapids, MI 49546
It really depends on the dancer;...
It really depends on the dancer; I've been here and had a dancer show me a great time, and I've had a dancer try to suck all the money from me with little to show for it. The club itself is seedy on the outside, but surprisingly nice inside. There seems to be a problem in Grand Rapids, not just with the strip clubs, but every club, that the music is really, really, loud. Very hard to have a conversation. Maybe that's not what you're there for, but it's even hard to talk terms with a dancer without shouting in each others' ears. Thursday afternoon was a good time --- only three dancers, but only about 5 patrons, too, and all three dancers were hot. I get a lap dance from V*******, probably mid 30's and about a 7, and the top came off before I could even ask. Lots of two-way touching --- she actually grabbed my hands and put them where she wanted. I think if I had had time for a couple more dances we could have reached a pretty high-mileage agreement. As it was, I left happy. For contrast, another time, a Saturday night, I got a dance from A****, who was probably mid 20's and a real hardbody; very athletic, a demon on the stripper pole, and a great conversationalist. Before she talked me into a dance she sat with me for several songs --- really, more cuddled with me. On the other hand, while the lap dance was a treat to watch, it was strictly by the rules; pretty good grindage, but otherwise low mileage. On that night, that was just what I was looking for, so I'm two-for-two in choosing the right dancer here! Like I said, it all depends on the dancer. Put in the time to get to know them and choose appropriately for what you want.
After a few vacation days in...
After a few vacation days in Detroit, I moved on to Grand Rapids for another few days. I was aware of the strict local ordinances that ban topless dancing and touching and decided to see how much fun could be had in a bikini bar. I visited Sensations, situated in a safe shopping and residential area on the southeast side of Grand Rapids, between about 9:30 and 11:30 on a Saturday night. Cover was about $4 and a beer was about the same. The club is rather nice inside, featuring a well-stocked bar along one side and a long stage with a pole at each end. I watched the entire rotation of around six dancers, including a stunning black girl and a very attractive Asian chick. I ended up getting two private dances each from the black girl and a very friendly white girl who won my business by sitting and chatting very interestingly when I arrived. Dances were $20 each, the top stayed ON, and the hands (mine at least) stayed on the hips or waist -- no fondling the funbags! Actually the black girl gave me such a great grind that I could have gone to my happy place right there in the lapdance area, but I chose not to. Sadly, this club may very well be the best of the four in Grand Rapids (see my review of Parkway Tropics, one of the others). If you live here or are visiting, Sensations is worth a try, but there's no reason to make a special trip. It's certainly possible to have good clean orgasmic fun in a bikini bar (e.g., Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village, Illinois, where private dances are topless and some discreet touching is allowed), but this town is not the place for it.
12 yrs ago
This club has been around for...
This club has been around for years, so if its raining the roof leaks and the sat. feed to the tv's are down. $4 entry fee, $5 mixed drink but the whiskey and coke are mostly whiskey. I had to comeback again since I had a great time with one dancer the night before. Club has a stage in the middle with two poles, with sitting all around. A couple of large flat-panel screens flank the bar with a sat. feed. either with sports going or Jay on as it was this night. The night before had around 7 girls working, this night being around 11:30 pm had only 3 girls working. It was busy with around 20 customers. Had two groups paying working the $1 tipping on the stage, but no one buying the $20 vip dances. This club has three vip rooms with $20 lap dances. Songs are full length. Had bought several lap dance and drinks the night before for one dancer and she was in again this night. Club is bikini only due to the laws in GR. But the right girls will take off her top in the vip room, some ask for $30 per song for this. Girls work the floor with $1 table dances. Had a great time with Rose, went home a happy camper. I have found that spending time and drinks with the dancers can pay off for great two way dances in the Vip rooms. Of course have had air dances from others in the past and only way to find this out is thru the old research of buying a vip and testing the waters. K'zoo has great clubs also but if in town and don't want the drive can be fun had in GR.

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