Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Playmates Reviews

• review

  11 years ago
  I stopped by on a Friday...

  I stopped by on a Friday afternoon just to check the place out. When I walked in it was very dark. It took a couple of minutes to adjust to the light....
  Bigpapi34
• review

  11 years ago
  This used to be a happening...

  This used to be a happening club but with the legal problems they had a couple of years ago it has slowed down a lot. Went by on a Monday night around 10 for...
  raymond
• review

  11 years ago
  I visited the club on a...

  I visited the club on a Thursday afternoon because it was close instead of travelling beachside, it was really dead. There was only two guest including myself. There was three girls that were really...
  Jb33
• review

  11 years ago
  this club is the absolute pits....

  this club is the absolute pits. Years ago it was all nude, but it had a number of legal run ins that sank it from bad to worse. They had a couple of...
  hughhefner
• review

  12 years ago
  Most of the reviews for this...

  Most of the reviews for this place are not totally correct. First if you go during the day you will generally only see 1-3 girls and they wont be dancing if there isn't a...
  dannydaman
• review

  12 years ago
  To summarize this review: AVOID this...

  To summarize this review: AVOID this club! Drive another 10 minutes and make the trip to Lidos, Cheaters, or Inner Room. First, this club is situated in an industrial area. When I walked...
  w84me

  Florida
• review

  12 years ago
  Went there for a friends birthday...

  Went there for a friends birthday everything advertises nude but the girls wear pasties. We drove 45 mins to this club because all the ones near us were pasties. Could have saved money and...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  I went to playmates one day...

  I went to playmates one day on my lunch break. I been to many strip clubs in Brevard county but I was not expecting this. When I first walked in there were about...
  Bfolks
• review

  12 years ago
  visited again. As you go...

  visited again. As you go in its very dark and it takes your eyes a few minutes to adjust. Logan, an old w*e is now manager and was apparently sick and was...
  hughhefner
• review

  12 years ago
  I made a trip out to...

  I made a trip out to Playmates on Friday afternoon. It was really raining so I was one of two or three customers in the place. We all know how Playmates works by now,...
  stinky

  Florida
• review

  13 years ago
  I have read many of the...

  I have read many of the other reviews but i must say i really enjoyed my experience. All the ladies were really friendly and beautiful. I had a private dance with one...
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  phillmcgroin
• review

  13 years ago
  Decent prices. Dancers are average...

  Decent prices. Dancers are average at best. You may get lucky and find a couple girls that are very sexy but they are few and far between. No alcohol. All...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  13 years ago
  This was by far the worst...

  This was by far the worst excuse for a strip club that I have ever seen. They have "full nude" displayed in large letters on the outside of the building...yet none of the dancers...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  13 years ago
  While Playmates may be a "hit...

  While Playmates may be a "hit or miss" SC, there are some hidden gems that come by on "good" nights like Thursday's-Saturday's. The slower days are filled with less than average looking females, but...
  tat2dlatina
• review

  13 years ago
  I stopped by on a Friday...

  I stopped by on a Friday evening to see what was going on in this club. I paid $10 cover at the door before I entered the main club area. There was no way...
  stinky

  Florida
• review

  13 years ago
  Visited a couple times in last...

  Visited a couple times in last week. The first visit was in the evening. They put a very old, ugly dancer named Logan in charge. She's a strange choice as a manager because...
  wasted

  Florida
• review

  13 years ago
  Avoid this place at all costs,...

  Avoid this place at all costs, the strippers are ugly and the place needs a definite make over. I'm greeted by a woman in her mid-40's who is missing several teeth, approached by a...
  Nighthawk88
• review

  13 years ago
  one reviewer said "odds are good...

  one reviewer said "odds are good but the goods are odd" and that sums up. Dancers are very aggressive and friendly to your deeper desires but I saw a girl dancing with a...
  BillGates
• review

  14 years ago
  honestly - stay away. no...

  honestly - stay away. no alchohol, I could put up with but for mgmt to take your money for a lap dance, and then in the middle of it the local "undercover customer"...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  14 years ago
  Visited Playmates on Thursday afternoon to...

  Visited Playmates on Thursday afternoon to see if things had lightened up any after last year's raids. There were 3 "dancers" on shift and appeared to be only one other customer. Was charged $5...
  Henry1965
• review

  14 years ago
  My first review. First off, this...

  My first review. First off, this place is no longer "nude", but "pastie". A former dancer I know from here told me the place was on its way to closing, and I had to give...
  PayBack
• review

  14 years ago
  I have been to Playmates once...

  I have been to Playmates once every three or four months over the last 4 or 5 years when I am in town, and the last couple of times have seen the value really...
  sandman49
• review

  14 years ago
  Visited on a Tuesday afternoon to...

  Visited on a Tuesday afternoon to see what's going on with this club now. There was one woman behind the bar. Turns out she was the only dancer/bartender on duty. That's it. ...
  wasted

  Florida
• review

  14 years ago
  Visited a couple of times since...

  Visited a couple of times since the raid. I talked to a couple of dancers and one manager who think the whole thing will blow over. Apparently the club's lawyer says the club should...
  wasted

  Florida
• review

  14 years ago
  I've been there multiple times over...

  I've been there multiple times over the years and have rarely been disappointed. The girls have always been very eager to please and I've had several outstanding full-body contact experiences. I'm sorry...
  atlasshrugged