Playmates
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3405 Latham Dr, Cocoa, FL 32926, USA*

This was by far the worst...

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tuscl
Apr 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This was by far the worst excuse for a strip club that I have ever seen. They have "full nude" displayed in large letters on the outside of the building...yet none of the dancers even took their top off. We came as a party of four and were literally the only people in the entire building. Because they claim to be full nude, there was no access to alcohol. The bartender, who was overweight and disgusting, "danced" a song and then we waited 45 minutes for anyone to take the stage. The first dancer flashed her tits, so for doing something we tipped her. The second girl spent an entire song cleaning the pole, then pointed her ass at the back of the stage and ignored us while she shook it. Then she stormed off when we didn't tip her. The icing on the cake was when the DJ literally came on the microphone and scolded us for "not tipping." We got up and left. Mind you, the cover was $10 per person! Don't waste your time here. There are many clubs around Brevard that charge a lower cover and actually understand how to run a club.

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