King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club Reviews

I've been visiting KOD for many years, probably 10+. Its clean, very dependable and convenient to get to. Even tho its in the SE suburbs, its only a few minutes off of 494. Parking is secure and free with lots of room. The girls are hot...

This is a review of two nights at the KOD. The first thing to like is a well lit parking lot, and no valet service. The cover is only $5, and the drink prices are the same as any non-gentlemans club ($3.50-$5.00) for a beer, mixed drinks in...

I normally go to the clubs in Minneapolis, but since I work in the south side burbs, I thought I would give the KoD a try again, since it's been several years since my last visit. It looked like they remodeled and maybe expanded or repaved the parking lot, so...

I stop by whenever I am in town. The lapdances are above par for most clubs. The VIP treatment is not worth it for only 3 songs so shell out more $$ for the longer show. The club is clean, comfortable and the bar service is good. Beer and nudity...

I was in St. Paul on business recently, found myself with time to kill so I meandered on over to KOD. I like this club because you still get hot dancers but far less of the dntn MPLS corporate high pressure high volume sales bullshit from the girls. Less...

The King of Diamonds has a pretty low key neighborhood bar feel. Stage dances are nude and it is the only nude club in the twin cities with a full bar. The drink prices were pretty good with their thirsty Thursday deals, $2 Miller Lights and reasonable prices on everything...

To put it frankly, I entered this club with a lot of money to blow, and although it was just excess cash I had, I really think that I brought the money to the wrong spot. King of Diamonds, in my opinion, is a place you should go to...

Plenty of eye candy everywhere. The dancers there were very friendly and not pushy at all. If you weren't interested they would talk for a few minutes then be on their way. The stage dances are ok, some girls are way better than others. Haven't gone VIP yet but I...

I frequent this joint about once every 3 months. Nude club with $1 Hugh Life can't be all bad. I like that you can get in at 4:00 without a cover charge however it takes the dancers a while to get on stage if you get there early....

My second trip to the KOD was a reinforcement of the good times I had on my first trip. Based on two visits I would rate this place as consistently good with quality dancers, a friendly atmosphere, reasonable to cheap beer prices and overall well worth the visit. ...

King of Diamonds is by far the best club in Minnesota. I am not sure why I love it but I just do. Maybe it is the laid back atmosphere or the beautiful girls. The girls are very sweet and not pushy at all. I have never seen a girl...

The KOD is by far the best club i have ever been to but like most people that like this place, it`s hard to descibe why. The minute you walk in you just feel like this is home. Everyone is laid back and seem very happy to see you. This...

Back at KOD, another fine experience.

Several dancers stuck out for looks and energy: Sarah, thin tall blonde with glasses, flat chested, sexy and charismatic. Tara is a short, shapely blonde, all American look, nasty sexuality once she starts dancing. Simone is bi-racial, tall and statuessqe, incredibly warm and charming....

So after a horrible night with the Minneapolis dancers we decided to quickly take our money and run back to our consistently awesome king of diamonds. It never fails we go out to find a new place to try and it just doesnt stand up to the competition, and the...

This club is a gem in my book. As a reviewer said below, you cannot expect a FL or MI type dance, but you can expect a lot of great dances that are about as intimate as the laws allow. 6 years ago, I would have...

My wife and I went to this place after reading a few reviews. The one thing we always have problems finding is a place that is female friendly. Belive it or not it is actually quite difficult. KOD was great. The girl who we call "bendy" was awesome. She litterally...

This was my first visit to KOD and I did not know what to expect. The place is tucked away off the interstate in a small town suburb of Minneapolis. But after reading some of the reviews here I decided to try out the happy hour. Dollar...

As with most things in life, how much you enjoy your experience at a strip club will largely be determined by the expectations you had going in. I'll admit, my expectations weren't particularly high as I entered KOD. My research had indicated that the Minneapolis area isn't exactly...

Weird. I’m shocked that I haven’t reviewed the King of Diamonds since about 22 months ago.

Well, it hasn’t changed a whole lot. Same neon beer light décor, same two stages, same female DJ spinning rock and dance tracks, same reasonable beer prices and food specials. What continues...

Wonderful atmosphere, girls are friendly, feels like a sports bar with naked women, not a sterile club. Actually enjoyed hanging around there, most comfortable feeling club I ever experienced nationally.

Girls are very fit and cute, many mid to late 20's, all hard bodies, not that many great racks, but...

Stopped by KOD after work. Got there about 5:30 which was after the free entry time, so had to pay the $5 cover. There are 2 stages, an upper and a lower, and I settled into a chair by the upper stage. The place while not packed was reasonably busy,...

This club recently endured a very long road construction project that made it very hard to get to for what seemed to be a full year. It is all done now and I expected the business to be up but my last two visits were very lack luster....

First time back in 5 years and I was amazed at how far this place has declined. It used to be so packed that you had to wait to get a seat, now it was just a dozen or so guys watching a half dozen ugly to mediocre dancers. Most...

After hearing many reviews of this place, needed to check it out. Great place, bring your wallet full of money though. The dancers are great looking, but somewhat pushy for my taste, but that's ok. They really want to keep you drinking and buying more. I was actually harrassed for...

This club is unique in that it has full liquor and full nude. The strange thing about this club is the 'lap' dances. The girls walk the club and do dances right where you sit, or off in the corner or against a wall in the club....