King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076

First Time Back at KOD in About 7 Years

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slip2117
May 3, 2017, 8:44 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

So I decided to stop by after work on a whim on 4/17 because it had been a long time since I've been to a club and I had some money to burn. I've always been kind of cautious about going during the day shift because I just hear the women aren't very good. Well, you walk through the door and you get the standard ID check but there is no cover charge before 5pm I think so that was a big plus! Walk up to the bar and get a beer and head to a table to order food (yes, I'm one of those). Anyways, I get a look at the dancer on the stage and I was surprised she wasn't bad looking at all. Now I can't remember names so I'll describe the best I can. The one on the stage was in her mid-20's with some tats and a descent body. I would say she had natural C's so not too bad. There are two stages, the main and a slightly elevated stage in the back. To the right after you walk in is the VIP room. They keep the joint very clean so that was nice. I felt nervous at first hitting the restroom but I was surprised that it was really clean. They have about 4-5 flat screens up around the main room with the Twins game on and the Stanley Cup playoffs on the others. A pretty typical main stage. It was nice the music wasn't blasting either.

So they have the usual pricing for dances; $20 table dances and I think they were $120 VIP dances. Well like I said I had money to burn so opted for VIP but only for the right girl. The day shift crew was all fairly attractive so that wasn't it; they just never really came over to say hi. I wasn't too keen on throwing down cash on them to begin with but nevertheless they still never came over. There were more patrons than I thought there would be for a late afternoon, maybe 15 guys. Anyways, another complaint I would have about the day shift ladies was they were chatty with the regulars and sort of ignored everyone else. Even on the stage it was kind of a letdown. There was one in particular that, the one I described earlier, that I found kind of annoying. She just seemed like she was trying too hard to be the "party girl". I mean I'm not looking for depression but at least be a little more down to earth. There was another one that I will definitely give praise to and I'm sorry I can't remember her name but she had some awesome ink along her side and a nice pair of fake C's/D's. She was very athletic in that she was able to do tricks on the pole like hold a plank position for about 10 seconds like a gymnast. Very good upper body strength. I was looking forward to getting a dance from her but a couple snatched her up for a table dance.

So I waited for the night shift to come on about 9pm I think. They were about the same caliper looks wise as the day shift. It was nice that there were a couple of mixed ladies too. I was eyeing one of them when the perfect one hit the stage. She was about 5'5" and average build. I prefer my women to be normal looking and not rail thin, but also not super thick either. Anyways, she had a bunch of ink on her and a very nice pair of natural D's. I went down to the stage and threw a couple of dollars down to show interest and she came up after her show. She was very nice and I know what everyone says, "They are all nice because they want your money", but I've met some rather rude ones so I would say she was pretty good. Anyways, I opted for a private dance and we went into the VIP. So for the price you get 3 songs, about 15 minutes. To be honest, it was kind of a letdown. You sit on a large arm chair and it is semi private but you can see the cameras watching you. Anyways, there is a small stage and pole she dances with but it is only topless. Not even a shot of downstairs! I felt kind of jipped. She also would only do the same three moves; bend over on stage, sit on one of my knees, and bend over me width wise. It was kind of disappointing. I don’t think I would buy a VIP again.

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