Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

"Neighborhood vibe" by PictureMan on 5/8/2018

Ok so if you lived in miami Dade at some point you've heard of Cocos. Despite its reputation as being seedy or dangerous I would tell people you get back whatever energy…

"Dancer pov" by MissScorpion on 1/8/2018

I worked here the night Mayweather & McGregor fought. That was a while ago, but I'm just realizing I never left a review. Anyway, the set up is the same as the…

"Average" by mikeym on 7/15/2017

I stopped in to Coco's to check out the afternoon shift. There was no fee to park and no fee to the enter this black club. I got a thorough pat down…

"What happen to CoCos?" by loahderup11 on 8/3/2016

I remember when this club use to be one of the top spots to go down here, especially if you were interested in nice ebony curvy women. The place was always booming,…

"Got a chance to finally check..." by Jayb24 on 6/20/2016

Got a chance to finally check out coco's again. I dropped in this past Tuesday night / Wednesday morning. (I actually had attempted to drop in the night before really late like…

"Cocos might be back!" by bishopt1234 on 4/18/2016

I am in Miami at least 2 times a year, so I sometimes stick my head into CoCo's to see what's going on since this use to be my favorite club in…

"Just Not What It Had Been" by Darkboyansa3 on 2/13/2016

I tried one last time to go back to this place to see if it could be as good as before, but no. The new management has really changed the place…

"Coco's on a bit of a decline" by tuscl on 1/3/2016

I used to visit this place a handful of times a year, but it had been over a year since my last visit. I remember the days I would have more fun…

"How the greats have fallen" by Rondade on 11/16/2015

Cocos was once my go to strip club during the day, maybe 4-5 years ago. They always had some of the prettiest girls I've personally encountered. Although before they were typically more…

"Enjoyed my visit interacting w/ a massive set of natural 42-DDs" by Papi_Chulo on 9/23/2015

I recently visited and reviewed this club w.r.t. a Wednesday night visit and did not have a good time; felt more like a party/hangout spot than a strip-club. I was bored on Monday…

"More of a hangout/party club than a strip-club" by Papi_Chulo on 9/17/2015

Visited Coco's on Wed eve 9/16/15 around 11:30 pm – free parking and 20 bones cover for a Wed eve (ouch). This club was remodeled about 2 yrs ago or so and is…

"I am in Miami at least..." by bishopt1234 on 7/8/2015

I am in Miami at least 2 times a year, so I sometimes stick my head into CoCo's to see what's going since this use to be my favorite club in the…

"Yeah..... That's basically all I can..." by rastacoolie on 4/27/2015

Yeah..... That's basically all I can say. This club has really taking a turn for the worst. I use to go to Coco's frequently a couple of years ago, so I assumed…

"This spot has taken a wrong..." by Darkboyansa3 on 3/12/2015

This spot has taken a wrong turn somewhere. Not at all the spot it used to be. I thought I would give it another try, but no luck again. The new…

" The audition process was quite..." by Blasian2015 on 3/9/2015

The audition process was quite easy, the manager looked me over fully clothed and hired me. I lasted two days before I threw in the towel and called it quits.…

"Where do I begin. I..." by Darkboyansa3 on 12/13/2014

Where do I begin. I went to Coco's on Sunday night to enjoy the vibe and watch football. The last time I went was for Memorial Day weekend and it…

"I'm a frequent visitor at the..." by tuscl on 11/6/2014

I'm a frequent visitor at the black clubs in Miami, so I have a pretty good idea how the scene will be here when I stop by from time to time. I…

"If you like the company of..." by NYMonger on 7/18/2014

If you like the company of hot black dancers but you are afraid to go to the all black dancers strip clubs, this club is for you. I am a white guy…

"Visited Coco's on Saturday night just..." by diabolicalboss on 4/27/2014

Visited Coco's on Saturday night just before midnight. Far from the Coco's that it use to be. The theme for Saturday night is "Saturday's at Coco's be on swole" meaning that it…

"Took a cruise by Coco's on..." by motownkid on 3/19/2014

Took a cruise by Coco's on a slow Tuesday night after midnight. Layout is available on previous reviews. The parking lot looked fairly busy in the front so skipped the Lexx…

"I went to thus club in..." by Asherlong on 1/22/2014

I went to thus club in the early afternoon. The vibe was good and there were 3 hot girls on shift. One black girl, on asian girl, and a white girl.…

"Went to Club Lexx for the..." by sflguy123 on 1/21/2014

Went to Club Lexx for the second time ever today. It wasn't as good as my first time last Wednesday. So I decided since I now knew Coco's was down the street…

"I go to Miami atleast one..." by bishopt1234 on 12/6/2013

I go to Miami atleast one time a year. I always try and check out Cocos because it use to be my favorite club. Cocos is not even in my…

"As I’ve mentioned in other recent..." by Papi_Chulo on 11/7/2013

As I’ve mentioned in other recent reviews; I’ve been SCing A LOT this year and spending a small fortune. I often will feel a bit guilty and/or worried about all the…

"Visited Coco’s on a late Monday..." by Papi_Chulo on 9/24/2013

Visited Coco’s on a late Monday afternoon around 6:00 p.m. I usually SC during the evenings but like the QoS and better attention one often gets during the dayshift. I…

"¬Visited Coco’s on a Thursday night..." by Papi_Chulo on 9/7/2013

¬Visited Coco’s on a Thursday night around 11:00 p.m. Paid a $10 cover; parking was free; and had a Heineken for about $6 if I remember correctly. The place was kind…

"Great place and clean ambience. Will..." by henryroy on 8/31/2013

Great place and clean ambience. Will always want to go there again. When i entered i found 2 gals on stage, was approached by a asian gal. she was a clean lady with…

"Its been a while since I..." by motownkid on 8/31/2013

Its been a while since I have made it to the world famous Coco's Lounge. A Miami legend (just behind the Lexx) for strip clubs - there was a time in…

"I had not visited Coco’s since..." by Papi_Chulo on 8/28/2013

I had not visited Coco’s since about December of 2012 if I remember correctly. I am a white Hispanic guy from Miami but I love black women/dancers; and thus I mostly…

"I agree with the previous review...." by Drea.hguy on 12/13/2012

I agree with the previous review. This place has gone waaay downhill. You used to get pretty high-mileage dances there, but now its terrible. There were only 2 girls on shift and…

"Cocos is on a grand descent..." by bishopt1234 on 11/14/2012

Cocos is on a grand descent downhill. Everytime I go, it gets worse. The booths in the VIP have been taken out and replaced with low uncomfortable chairs. The…

"Awesome club! Looks weird and sketchy..." by paris147111 on 8/10/2012

Awesome club! Looks weird and sketchy from the outside but the girls are very beautiful! Mostly black girls and spanish girls. In the morning id rate the girls around a 6-7/10 but…

"Was in Miami for Memorial Day..." by atlforlife on 6/5/2012

Was in Miami for Memorial Day weekend so I decided to check out Coco's. I got to the club around 10:30pm and took advantage of the free parking in the back…

"Hit Coco's for a Thursday day..." by DrBitches on 4/30/2012

Hit Coco's for a Thursday day shift, and we were not disappointed. There were definitely a lot of girls from out of town as mentioned in prior reviews. I met this one…

"I had a mediocre time at..." by franksinatrataco on 2/28/2012

I had a mediocre time at this club. The parking lot was kind of sketchy and the door guy was very gruff/intimidating. The crowd was in good spirits. The bathroom had blunt…

"Coco's use to be my favorite..." by bishopt1234 on 2/3/2012

Coco's use to be my favorite all time strip club. I use to look forward to going to Miami just to do the happy hour at Coco's. I went to…

" Being that i am a..." by rrodri4892 on 12/1/2011

Being that i am a regular to this strip club i can attest that this venue may be the best urban strip club in south Florida. The actual square footage of…

"Super small club, but in every..." by PlayboiXL on 10/17/2011

Super small club, but in every way a paradise. Compared to it’s Miami rival strip club (King of Diamonds), it’s a supreme value. Unfortunately, I’ve never went at night but some of…

"Cocos remains one of my all..." by bishopt1234 on 4/25/2011

Cocos remains one of my all time favorite clubs. It has dropped off some over the years, but still continues to be the best value in the Miami area. Where else can…

"Rode past this spot looking for..." by bobbyj on 4/5/2011

Rode past this spot looking for Rol-Lex and said what the hell and stopped in. A $10 cover and pat down later and I stepped in to an OK looking spot. It's…

"The second of the strip clubs..." by mrblkniceguy on 3/15/2011

The second of the strip clubs I visited while I was in town. I checked out this place on Saturday night. I got there sometime after midnight. It wasn't as crowded as…

"1st thing the place is kinda..." by thickmeat88 on 11/9/2010

1st thing the place is kinda small and was way over crowded for how small it is I almost didn't have anywhere to sit! The waitresses where nice though gave good customer…

"this is the place to go..." by RBTAL1977 on 1/26/2010

this is the place to go to for the most bang for your buck in miami.if you prefer ebonies and latino esp if you like light skin ebonie.the women have…

"Coco's is definitely one of the..." by atlforlife on 1/9/2010

Coco's is definitely one of the top 3 spots to be in Miami for you're looking for nice looking ebonies. Even the daytime girls look good. I also noticed quite…

"Let me begin by saying I've..." by npsfan on 10/21/2009

Let me begin by saying I've been to many strip clubs in South Florida and other areas. This has to be one of the best clubs I've ever had the pleasure of…

"Went in and immediately saw a..." by tuscl on 9/16/2009

Went in and immediately saw a girl i wanted to get dances from. There was this really cute waitress that I wanted badly. Got her number, but didnt save it.…

"Went on Friday afternoon place was..." by playboy3204 on 6/26/2009

Went on Friday afternoon place was packed. Happy hour drink specials were great. Girls were mostly black big booty video girl types one or two Hispanic. Dances started at $5 on floor…

"Went to the Coco's on saturdary..." by johnny561 on 5/28/2009

Went to the Coco's on saturdary for memorial weekend. This place is off da hook. Many black chicas and some hispanic too. One chic offered to go to a…

"I was on vacation and to..." by realent2005 on 3/3/2009

I was on vacation and to conclude a long weekend we decided to hit up Rolexx, but it was packed so we went to CoCo's instead. It was a shabby hood spot, with…

"Hit this club after visiting Tootsie's..." by rokme on 2/7/2009

Hit this club after visiting Tootsie's which is much more upscale then Coco's. This is a black club and the "ballers" were packed in this place like sardines. At first,…

"This spot is now what Rolexx..." by atlforlife on 12/25/2008

This spot is now what Rolexx used to be back in the day. The talent there is typically the big booty, flat stomach type of dancer. I got there around 2:45 AM,…

"Stopped in the early evening and..." by jumbobert on 8/25/2008

Stopped in the early evening and the Black dancers were nice. If you like round booty, I highly recommend this club. As the night progressed I found myself feeling a…

"A few guys and I went..." by mastermind on 8/22/2008

A few guys and I went down there on Memorial Day week end. It was the best time I've ever had at a gentlemen's club. The club was obviously expecting…

"Went there for 4th of July..." by atlforlife on 7/30/2008

Went there for 4th of July weekend. The club seems to be now what Rolexx used to be in Miami. The club is fairly small with only one stage.…

"went there on saturday, nive club..." by peterdutch on 10/2/2007

went there on saturday, nive club with lots of bootylicious ladies, $5 table dances and $10 lap dances with very high milage. the only thing negative about the club is no private…

"I went in the afternoon of..." by jablake on 4/16/2007

I went in the afternoon of 04/13/07 and the $5 cover charge for the day shift has been discontinued. I stayed from about 1:00 PM to 6:00PM and there was a surplus,…

"Coco's is off the hook. ..." by bishopt1234 on 4/13/2007

Coco's is off the hook. Me and a couple of my boyz went on a trip to South Beach from Atlanta by way of Tampa and Fort Myers. On the…

"The club now has a day..." by jablake on 4/2/2007

The club now has a day shift--from Noon to 8 PM. The dances prices during the day shift only are $5 for table and $10 for private lap. Generally good…

"This is club has an attractive..." by clover on 12/27/2005

This is club has an attractive atmosphere. There is plenty of guarded parking. The parking attendant also frisks you on the way in. I suppose this keeps the majority of the guns…

"I've been to a lot of..." by killroy on 12/14/2005

I've been to a lot of strip clubs and the quality of the women is off the chain compared to most places. I think they have a quality control expert on…

"Visited this club 7/29/05 after checkin'..." by mdaddy on 7/31/2005

Visited this club 7/29/05 after checkin' out Rol-Lexx. The place was decked out with ballons outside and decorative tissue paper (can't think of the right name right now) with balloons…

"This is a club that whites..." by Kyle1111 on 6/21/2005

This is a club that whites might wish to avoid--and my very low rating is due to my negative experiences at this club in the past. It is fairly close to…

"nothing but black women...a couple that..." by vegetavic2 on 10/15/2004

nothing but black women...a couple that are beautiul and smart...a couple that are complete hoodrats...expect to see a lot o gold teeth in this place...you will not feel safe here the first…

"Went here last Saturday night at..." by gt7000 on 7/31/2004

Went here last Saturday night at about midnight. I was disappointed in how few girls there were. And the girls that were there were ugly. Not the best vibe, was frisked for…